Author Topic: Alessa L - Bristol / Avonmouth  (Read 3405 times)


16 review(s) for Alessa L (11 positive, 1 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by dubs]

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Booked for 1 hour @ £120 but…

Comms
Originally agreed for 3pm, then she changed it to 4pm, then she said she was just back from the gym and her hair was wet, could she make it 4:30.  At 4:10pm, while I was just pulling off the M5, I got a text saying “Ready when you are”.  So, as previously noted, she can mess people about with times.

Location
Avonmouth village.  Plenty of free parking on an adjacent road and her place is easy to find.

Booking
Alessa is very much like her pics, an attractive woman with a latin appearance, although she’s fooling no one with her AW profile age of 27.  I’d say more like 35 maybe.

The booking started well, but I must admit I was a little guarded due to her reputation of being difficult. Her questions were a bit more like an interrogation than a genuine attempt at being interested in me.  We stripped, shared some good FK, got on to the bed and she provided decent OWO, then stopped and said something about “Would you like the worst cowgirl?”.  I am a bit deaf and she has quite a strong accent, so I pulled a face and said “You what?”.  It was then I realised she had said “reverse cowgirl”.  And so the misunderstandings had started…

Anyway she gave me reverse cowgirl and I came in the condom.  At this point we were about 20 minutes into the 1 hour booking and her mood seemed to change.  She says “Have you read my profile?  I want relaxed guys! you are not relaxed”.  I’m a bit taken aback by this, I’ve never had this reaction before from a prossie. So I said let’s just chat for a while and we can know each other better but she said she wanted to end the booking right then.

But then we talked some more, about the £200 ripped knickers story, about reviews, the area, other punting experiences etc and the mood seemed to be improving, I thought we could go again, but then she just says… “We are not clicking. I cannot carry on” in her very matter-of-fact germanic accent.  It was about 40-45 minutes into the booking at this point, and I got dressed.  She returned £40 of the £120 I had laid on the dresser and escorted me to the door.

I was like “WTF just happened?” while walking back to my car.

I give her a neutral because she did genuinely seem to want to give me a good time but for whatever reason wasn’t able to get in the mood, and she returned some cash to me so I actually paid less than her 30 minute rate..


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Offline KC66

Here we go again!! She is a strange one.  :hi:

Offline clockdva7691

I guess it is always difficult to click with each other. I think we can all agree the best meets are those where you get on straight away and the worse are when there is just no connection. Difficult for both I'd say.

Offline ciderhead

Mabe it's just one of those punts where for some reason you just don't click which is a shame as I find her service first rate. I've seen her a few times and by now she knows Im a bit of a piss taker and used to me
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Offline clockdva7691

Dubs- if you were guarded and with your own reference to reputation why did you go ahead and book?

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I guess it is always difficult to click with each other. I think we can all agree the best meets are those where you get on straight away and the worse are when there is just no connection. Difficult for both I'd say.
:D its not a date, seems incredibly fickle although my type physically, what can you do?

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what can you do?


I think i'll get the popcorn out ..... this thread will go on for a few days at least.

Offline clockdva7691

:D its not a date, seems incredibly fickle although my type physically, what can you do?
Of course it is not a date....who would be fickle enough to think that or suggest it. What I am saying is that if there is no connection at all then a pretty shit and pointless meet will follow. If there is a connection then a great time will be had. Why anyone would want to book a meet when they are clearly concerned by previous reviews and comments is beyond me....or is that fickle too?!!!

Offline ciderhead

I've seen girls that reviews have raved over only to find myself feeling a bit meh, some you win and some you lose
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Sorry buddy we might have our wires crossed.  I was calling her "fickle" as she seems to decide who she wants to entertain and who she doesn't......after taking their money of course ..... She's an escort. She's being paid to provide a service not go on a blind date.  It seems once he popped her mindset was game over.  :timeout:  at least he was refunded but still......  :cry:
« Last Edit: April 09, 2018, 04:31:37 pm by bristolqwerty »

Offline ciderhead

I was thinking at least the refund was better than nothing
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Dubs- if you were guarded and with your own reference to reputation why did you go ahead and book?

I guess I was hoping she would be OK and we would get along like virtually every other punt I've had.  Decent WGs can be very friendly to (i.e. intimate)  guys they have just met 2 minutes previously, even if the guy is socially inept, awkward, quiet, fat, old etc etc.  I didn't see that attempt to make a connection from Alessa.

Offline mrdiamond77

Thanks for the review Dubs.  Have now completely made up my mind to give her a miss.

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Thanks for the review Dubs.  Have now completely made up my mind to give her a miss.
+1  :timeout:

Offline bfl

I’ve seen her a number of times now and can’t fault her. Seeing her again this week  :dance:

Offline Johny Stone

What to expect from a pimped Romanian?
For those who forgot (check her deleted posts, she signs with a romanian name):

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=105116.msg1238526#msg1238526


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What to expect from a pimped Romanian?
For those who forgot (check her deleted posts, she signs with a romanian name):

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=105116.msg1238526#msg1238526

From my comms and meeting with her, there was no evidence or any suspicion that she has a pimp.   Do you think a pimp would let her give refunds  :wacko:

I've no idea what her nationality is, its not important to me.

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Thanks for the review Dubs.  Have now completely made up my mind to give her a miss.

+1

She seems to be "one man's poison, another man's cure"

Lots of punters have a good time with her, others don't - I tried once but was cancelled an hour before my booking - so not for me.

HH

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+1

She seems to be "one man's poison, another man's cure"

Lots of punters have a good time with her, others don't - I tried once but was cancelled an hour before my booking - so not for me.

HH

Perhaps she being selective for higher quality clients

Like me :lol: :lol:
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Offline bfl

Perhaps she being selective for higher quality clients

Like me :lol: :lol:
And me  :P

Offline ciderhead

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Offline mrdiamond77

+1

She seems to be "one man's poison, another man's cure"

Lots of punters have a good time with her, others don't - I tried once but was cancelled an hour before my booking - so not for me.

HH

That's the main reason I have been reluctant to book her.  I enjoy my punting trips to Bristol but for me its a long way to travel for a punt to be cancelled.

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That's the main reason I have been reluctant to book her.  I enjoy my punting trips to Bristol but for me its a long way to travel for a punt to be cancelled.
Or ended prematurely mid way through "cos she feels here's no connection"  :unknown: obviously she's not short of visitors. 

Offline clockdva7691

+1

She seems to be "one man's poison, another man's cure"

Lots of punters have a good time with her, others don't - I tried once but was cancelled an hour before my booking - so not for me.

HH

I've noticed you always post negative comments here about Alessa and repeat your cancellation comment frequently.  Why do you need to constantly bring that up......it must be nearly a year ago? Obsessed?  Still angry? Both???

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Haters are going to hate no matter what
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BristolCasanova

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Hector you need to let it go mate jeezzz 😂😂😂 wrote the same comments on my review along with a ton of others 🙈 ain't cool to sound like a broken record on repeat man
« Last Edit: April 13, 2018, 02:29:58 pm by BristolCasanova »

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I think i'll get the popcorn out ..... this thread will go on for a few days at least.

I think i'll top the popcorn up.

BristolCasanova

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Top mine up too please mate. I'll have a diet coke whilst your at it too ;)

Hectorshouse

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Duh! sorry guys hadn't realized - shan't mention again!

HH

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Duh! sorry guys hadn't realized - shan't mention again!

HH

Good lad! There's plenty of other women out there so get busy 😉

Hectorshouse

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BC - I am afraid that I am already too busy, 37 punts this year already!!!

I have nothing against Alessa at all, getting old, memory fading............

HH

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Actions speak louder then words my friend!