MEGAN-ROSE__X & CANDIE_KAINE - Cradley Heath

[bearcat69]

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Eeep... I don't really want to post this review in a way, but am doing so in the interest informing other punters who might be similar to me and who would want to avoid disappointment. So bear with me as this isn't exactly going to make for a happy read, but I'll try to make this as fair and as painless as possible.

Price paid £200 for a 1 hour incall.

So, I'd wanted to find a good duo option for well pretty much as long as I've been punting, but have always been a bit frustrated at the options available in the West Midlands. I wanted one at a reasonable price, with preferably two decent looking English birds, with decent reputations, and who are into girl on girl interaction. Now, I'd been aware for a while that Megan offers duos, was a bit skeptical about her, not exactly 100% my type and some mixed reviews, but in desperation I just thought fuck it, she can't be that bad and I'll give this a go.

Communications were a bit awkward. Notice how the price for the duo isn't on either her profile or Candie's. Well I had a text conversation with her that went for about an hour with slow replies. In the end I had to phone her to get the info out of her. Half an hour was what I wanted, so asked the price. She said it's £200 for both half an hour and for an hour. So I just fuck it, it's cutting things close for me with the window of opportunity I had, but might as well take the hour, that's good VFM for an hour duo. Stupidly, I didn't confirm services, in hindsight I really should have, but DFK and OWO is advertised on both profiles, at discretion of course, but don't usually have a problem with that with most more well known prossies, so didn't think it would be an issue.

Sigh... It was an issue.

I arrived at the venue, a little bit late due to unexpected traffice, but informed them on the way, and they said that was fine. When I got to the postcode, I was made to play a bit of silly buggers trying to find apartments a fair bit of a walk from postcode. I got there after a bit of faffing about. This did annoy me and tire me out a bit, but fair enough, I got there in the end, so decided to persevere onwards.

Got to the door, and rang the bell. It opens. Immediately greeted by a strong whiff of cigarette smoke. OK, well not great, but ex smoker myself, so I can live with that. Went in for the kiss on Megan, she very deliberately turned her checks towards me, and then sheparded my into the bedroom, walking past Candie on the way.

So into the bedroom. Immediately before I'd even caught my breath, "lets get the money out of the way." OK. Cash handed over, and I go and have my shower.

Come back and immediately a stupid conversation about if I'm nervous and such. Mainly instigated by Megan...

Well look, I was maybe a tad bit nervous, but more just unimpressed at this point. Anyway, I tried my best to be chatty with them and get into the spirit of things. I was excited, andthere to have fun at the end of the day.

A massage if offered to me. I'm abruptly instructed to lay on my belly. A few minutes of them kinda clambering over my back, in tandem with Megan basically interrogating me, asking me about if I used UKP, UKE, what my AW ID is, my relationship status etc. I don't hugely mind these kinda questions, but it was not exactly setting a sexy mood, though I tried my best to roll with the punches and turn it into a banter conversation. Which it did to a certain degree. There was all kinds of dirty talk about them being slags a whatnot. A bit OTT, but I was enjoying it at this point...

Anyway, I turned over and Megan got over me with her tits in my face whilst Candie gave me a pretty rough HJ. Wanting to make this more exciting I fingered Megans ass whilst sucking her tits. She seemed quite into this. But, I tried to kiss her and all I got was a bit off a peck and over the top dirty talk. They swapped positions and Megan put a black condom on my whilst I fingered Candies asshole. At this point on of went on about how much Megan likes black cocks. OK, well, good for her, not exactly my idea of fun dirty talk, but I let it flow and got Candie to sit on my face, whilst MEgan roughly chewed on my dick. This was quite fun, and I quickly came in Megans mouth inside the bag. Much too quickly though. Candies pussy was not exactly what I would call fresh either. Not exactly unhygienic, but a noticeably strong stinging kinda tangy taste to her. There was also a definitely whiff coming from Megans ass too. Now, I'm not the biggest stickler for hygiene in the world, I do like a woman to smell like a woman at the end of the day and not of nothing, but I would definitely question whether either of them showered before seeing me. I doubt it to be honest.

Next there was some laying on the bed with me playing with there asses, then quickly bad into a similar routine as before. At this point there was a lot of Candie sitting on my face, and me licking her arse. It's a nice arse to be fair to her, and I did enjoy eating it. But Megan thought it would be a good idea to keep up the banter, and started going on about Candies BF cumming in her arse, and saying would I like to eat her BF's cum out of her ass. Umm... NO THANKS  Still just pecks at most from them and the oral was still with. Anyway I tried to move things along to actual sex. I asked Megan to fuck me. She kinda looked at me as if disappointed I'd asked that. Big mood killer for me. She tries to mount me, but I've gone soft and she complains about this. It ain't getting hard again, I've had enough, so I call things to a stop and make my way to shower. Whilst I'm trying to leave they're are both asking me if I'm alright, and what's wrong... Well if you need to ask.

Been there for about 40 minutes maybe. I did think of asking for a partially refund, but since she said it's £200 for both half and hour and an hour, and I didn't confirm service, I haven't really got a leg to stand of there. So, I just think fuck it and leave. Shame I feel the need to have to say this, but before any one thinks it, no I'm not writing this review looking for a freebie or a partially refund. Being offered either now would offend me and would be flat out refused.

So, anyway, bit of an annoying sting in the tail. I get home, just wanting to forget about it and put it down to experience, and about 2 hours later and I get a few texts asking if I'm alright and what was wrong, signed with their prossie names.

Sigh, what more can I. The whole thing was a big disappointed and felt like an exhausting waste of time, effort and money.

[Punterperson1971]

Good review and shame you lost all that money for crap effort from the girls,I did keep looking at Megan’s profile but this has really put me off now.and this is why we should all do reviews as it’s made my decision not to see her a lot easier if she pops up in my area in future.thanks again

[Placebo88]

You say at the start you wanted a duo booking with girl on girl interaction. Was there any? Did you ask them to put on a show etc.?

[Littlefoot]

Ffs! She complained when you went soft! What a cheek! You’d think 2 whores would be able to keep a man hard. And the hygiene sounds not good! Sounds like one had taken a dump and the other had taken a piss without washing after  and the kissing avoidance is definitely not on if advertised. All in all sounds shite! Thanks for the warning  that’s an expensive shit service imo. Hope your next one is better! 

[bearcat69]

You say at the start you wanted a duo booking with girl on girl interaction. Was there any? Did you ask them to put on a show etc.?

No, there was no girl on girl interaction. I didn't ask them in pre-punt communication, but did try to ask during the punt, but they didn't really listen. Both do advertise as in to that though.

Couple things I forgot to mention. Candie was chewing gum the entire punt. A phone left on a table in the corner of the room went off in the middle of the punt. My cock was left with quite a few bruises on it.

[Pablo02]

Fuck!!!
Sorry to read how bad this went for you.
A year on and looks like Megan still hasn’t improved on her services.
She should be blacklisted 

[brandonpete]

Good Review ...and I'm sure like many of us here..we know how you feel and felt...Topman.
That must have been one hell of a Handjob for bruises on Mr Gristle....only once for me in 35 yrs of Punting and that was from External Link/Members Only....and even she apologised.

[bearcat69]

Fuck!!!
Sorry to read how bad this went for you.
A year on and looks like Megan still hasn’t improved on her services.
She should be blacklisted 

Indeed. I really should have remembered your review more carefully. Kicking myself for that.

What concerned me the most was the lack of respect for my discretion. Shit punt is a shit punt, and I can live with that. But I really found it worrying how Megan didn't really seem to understand discretion. I can only hope she doesn't see it as necessary to keep on being indiscreet towards me or other punters.

[Wood2017]

Thanks for this review OP.

Despite previous reviews i've always had an urge to see Megan mainly influenced by the big man downstairs, think this has put a final nail in that coffin.

[dboy74]

Thanks for the review & sorry to read it was so poor.

I like rimming but no one wants to taste a shitty shitter! The lack of discretion with the texts after the punt plus why the need to know forum nics!

This pair are definitely to be avoided.

[bearcat69]

Ffs! She complained when you went soft! What a cheek! You’d think 2 whores would be able to keep a man hard.
And the hygiene sounds not good! Sounds like one had taken a dump and the other had taken a piss without washing after  and the kissing avoidance is definitely not on if advertised. All in all sounds shite! Thanks for the warning  that’s an expensive shit service imo. Hope your next one is better! 

Yeah it's extremely rare for me to lose wood so easily. It really does take a lot for that to happen. When I told her it's not going to get hard again, her reaction was to aggressively grab at it and yank on it, and she kind of grunted something like "oh yes it will" at which point I had to tell her to stop. In the 70 or so punts I've had I've rarely seen such aggressive behaviour. I was pretty shocked by it to be honest. It's really not rocket science is it? Give me good service and be sexy and a good time will be had. They did the opposite though. It was almost was like they were going through a list of all the ways to give bad service and put me off. No wonder mini bearcat lost interest. Yet they asked in a stupidly insistent way what was wrong. I mean, really? They were the ones who just gave the poor service, denied services and didn't even bother washing themselves properly before I arrived. They know exactly what they did.

[Juankerr]

Sorry to hear this bearcat thanks for the review 

It sounds like a terrible experience from the initial slow/poor comms all the way through the booking and beyond.

I have considered both of these girls in the past for 1 on 1's and as a duo, its safe to say they are no longer under consideration having read this review.

Really hope your next one is better 

[Cryton123]

I had a half hour punt with Megan about 3 years ago. The details are sketchy now but I remember it being a totally shit punt! It was fucking terrible and she had a piss poor attitude. And I remember thinking her pics were flattering because she had shit tits!  I'd never go back.

[alpharius]

What a train wreck. Sorry you had a shit time Bearcat, but thanks for the warning, these girls are 100% on the shitlist now. I think Candie was already, I recall hearing her bf/pimp rawdogs her and has other girls under him as well, so no thanks

[The Owl]

That review was like something out of a farce comedy sketch. Sorry you spent your money on that OP but the second you admitted you were skeptical of booking Megan was the second you should have knocked the whole duo booking idea with her on the head.

Good luck finding a duo booking you do enjoy.

[MarcT]

Grim in every way Bearcat. 
 
Literally piss poor.  Appreciate the warning review, neither of them will see my wallet. 

Btw, it looks like some White Knight has tried to stir some nonsense, but banned sharpish 

The quest continues

 

[Littlefoot]

Btw, it looks like some White Knight has tried to stir some nonsense, but banned sharpish 

I didn't see that?

[MarcT]

I didn't see that?

PM'd you LF...

The quest continues

[Placebo88]

PM'd you LF...

The quest continues

What a retard whoever posted that. I hope for the sake of the two escorts it was a troll as labelled in the banning reason and not anyone who they have anything to do with.

[dboy74]

It appears Megan or Candie have read the review and decided to join UKP 

[_Rust_]

Thanks for the review Bearcat

I think I would have left at the point you did too, sounds deflating considering you'd been waiting to try a duo for a while 

So many things that are just plain wrong with the service they gave, I would have been royally pissed off with being grilled over forum and site identity, wouldn't have been happy with the first thing offered in a duo booking being a massage either, FFS! 

Safe to say there is no chance I'd consider either of these 2 for a booking now.

Hope you have a much better one next time 

[Chuckman]

I'm sorry you had such an awful time Bearcat69 but thank you for posting the review to warn others what we can expect from them in the future.

Poor comms and poor direction during the punt and with neither of them interested in providing a decent experience for the money is taking the piss. The interrogation over their need to know the various usernames you use is certainly dodgy - the only reason I can see for this is to find out where any negatives for their crap service are coming from and try to neutralise them.

Hope your next punt goes better.

[alpharius]

Also, I'm a massive spacker. Megan Deluxe is different to this Megan Rose. Doh!

[bearcat69]

It appears Megan or Candie have read the review and decided to join UKP 

Indeed. Retarded post. I mean, that's really nice isn't it? Accusing me of having mental health issues because I wanted to not be bothered whilst taking a shower before I left.

I'm just going to point out I was perfectly polite and respectful towards them, as I always am towards all service providers. As much as I could be given their behaviour. It's shame I can't say the same about them.

Just to clarify, I did have the balls to say face to face to them that their service was poor, after they questioned me insistently over and over again. I asked Megan why she kept asking me. She said, I just want to know. My reaction was, why are you worried I'll say something bad about you? Her response was no, go ahead, I don't mind.

The pair of them need to grow the fuck up.

[Brumish]

Indeed. Retarded post. I mean, that's really nice isn't it? Accusing me of having mental health issues because I wanted to not be bothered whilst taking a shower before I left.

I'm just going to point out I was perfectly polite and respectful towards them, as I always am towards all service providers. As much as I could be given their behaviour. It's shame I can't say the same about them.

Just to clarify, I did have the balls to say face to face to them that their service was poor, after they questioned me insistently over and over again. I asked Megan why she kept asking me. She said, I just want to know. My reaction was, why are you worried I'll say something bad about you? Her response was no, go ahead, I don't mind.

The pair of them need to grow the fuck up.

Dude that post was deleted so don’t give it any credence by explaining yourself with reference to that. Anyone reading that post can see it’s total bullshit.

[bearcat69]

That review was like something out of a farce comedy sketch. Sorry you spent your money on that OP but the second you admitted you were skeptical of booking Megan was the second you should have knocked the whole duo booking idea with her on the head.

Good luck finding a duo booking you do enjoy.

Yeah, I agree with you, I should have listened to that instinct. Although, I don't think it's quite that simple and it's easy to say things like that in hindsight.

I'm naturally skeptical about pretty much all prossies, but I didn't expect things to be quite such a comedy of errors as it was here. I could have lived with a few of the things they did that put me off, but them being bad in all the ways they were was unexpected by me.

Sometimes you get a bit of a curiousity about a prossie or a certain type of booking. Sometimes the only way to get that out of your system is to go and fuck them and see how that ends up. Sometimes that works out, sometimes it doesn't.

[The Owl]

Indeed. Retarded post. I mean, that's really nice isn't it? Accusing me of having mental health issues because I wanted to not be bothered whilst taking a shower before I left.

I'm just going to point out I was perfectly polite and respectful towards them, as I always am towards all service providers. As much as I could be given their behaviour. It's shame I can't say the same about them.

Just to clarify, I did have the balls to say face to face to them that their service was poor, after they questioned me insistently over and over again. I asked Megan why she kept asking me. She said, I just want to know. My reaction was, why are you worried I'll say something bad about you? Her response was no, go ahead, I don't mind.

The pair of them need to grow the fuck up.

Sometimes I don't want a shower before I leave. I turn up clean or get clean when I turn up but there's something quite sexy about leaving after having really good sex without showering if I can faintly smell her on my skin. I'm lucky, I'm single so I can do that.

[bearcat69]

Sometimes I don't want a shower before I leave. I turn up clean or get clean when I turn up but there's something quite sexy about leaving after having really good sex without showering if I can faintly smell her on my skin. I'm lucky, I'm single so I can do that.

Yeah, I've done that too after good bookings where I've enjoyed the smell of the prossie, and wanted that smell to stay on me.

[bearcat69]

Dude that post was deleted so don’t give it any credence by explaining yourself with reference to that. Anyone reading that post can see it’s total bullshit.

Eh, don't worry, I'm not worried that any one would give such a stupid post any credence. I just find such behaviour rather obvious, sad and desperate. My review obviously hit a nerve.

[azrael]

Thanks for the review and the warning bc, sorry to hear your punt didnt go the way you intended it to. Heres to the next one being better

[Peter unter]

Not surprised by this, these girls try to trade on their looks and don’t give a shit about service

I have almost booked both in the past but the bareback pictures from Candies pimp put me off and the comms with Megan involved far too many personal questions I just didn’t bother

Sorry to hear you had a bad time but we’ll done for telling us about it, I’ve always felt an itch with both of them but that’s firmly gone now

[MrMatrix]

Bad luck OP. And thanks for the review. Megan has been on my HL for quite a while now, but she is racking up too many negatives to take a chance on wasting my money. You should have walked out of there feeling like a king with these two experienced SPs. Not feel shit as you do. Thanks for the review and I'm sure thinks will improve....

[Poundboundround]

Thanks for the review, was almost desperate enough to book Megan but glad I didn't.

[pbrown355]

Just another thank you as someone who has considered booking Megan several times and would have done so sooner or later. My wallet and I both say thanks.
Oh, and of course sorry it was crap. Better luck next time.

[KingUser2017]

Thanks for the review and sorry it didn't go well.

I was thinking of booking Megan but despite your review I did get a feeling that this wg is rubbish. Thanks to you, you've now sealed the deal. 

She actually is crap and for that reason I won't book either of these stinky skanks. 

[The Owl]

I get the feeling that Megan is more inconsistent than she is rubbish but inconsistency isn't great when you're forking out £100+ for the pleasure. I've thought about booking her myself but I always hold back at the last minute. Probably a good thing.

[bearcat69]

I get the feeling that Megan is more inconsistent than she is rubbish but inconsistency isn't great when you're forking out £100+ for the pleasure. I've thought about booking her myself but I always hold back at the last minute. Probably a good thing.

Thing is, despite how things didn't go well for me here, I could see other punters enjoying her more than I did, and her giving other punters better service than she did to me, or other punters just being OK with that level of service. I would never assume to write a review telling punters that because I didn't enjoy this prossie, that means you won't either. YMMV with any prossie is something I would always say.

I personally think she's one that needs to try to learn to read and communicate with punters a bit better. I'm not the best verbal communicator in the world, I'd fully admit that, but she did all sorts of things that I just kind of thought, where the fuck did that come from, and I just wouldn't expect from a first meeting with a prossie. As much as I am a go with the flow kind of person, I tried to communicate my preferences as best I could to her (and the other girl) but she didn't really seem interested in anything other than doing things her way, her just assuming I'd enjoy that. That IMO is going to end up leaving a portion of her customers disappointed. It's her business and reputation at the end of the day though, ultimately it's up her how she wants to do things, or if she wants to take feedback on board, or just shrug her shoulders and dismiss me as a dickhead. Either way I know one thing for sure, I certainly won't be seeing her again.

[Skyman1000]

Glad I read your review Bearcat, and sorry it wasn't a fun time! I saw Candie a couple of weeks ago but just for a massage and HR and had fun with her. I was going to go back this week for some proper action, but will avoid!

[Marsh777]

Sounds very similar to my experienice with Megan.

Everything was her way and she just didn’t respond to anything from me - verbal nor physical. That’s not to mention the indifference in services listed and offered, as well as her not being my type looks or personality wise at all.

In my review, she also responded in retaliation then back-tracked somewhat. She’s getting a bit of a reputation for the ‘inconsistency’ which you don’t expect from that level of cost.

[thereverend]

Hi Guys
          My first contribution, but felt i had to chip in with my experiences too. I have seen Candie a few times and each time i left slightly more disappointed than the last.She states facials on her likes, which initially she had no problem with. But the more i saw her, the less enthusiastic she was about this act, along the lines of...i just put my makeup on, it will ruin my fake tan...but i suppose if you really want to... really trying to make me feel guilty! On my last visit she also started interrogating me on her "rivals". Asking me who else i see in the area and how i rated them, which i found a little uncomfortable.Its a shame really because my first couple of visits were great. She seems to be a bit paranoid lately.
          As for Megan, i have seen her less, ( i think her photos flatter her), she was friendly enough but also found her questioning annoying, but for different reasons. ie, you dont look your age, do you go to the gym, etc.
         In summary i agree with a previous comment which stated that they are both trading off their looks..there is no doubting that they are both visually attractive girls. But if they CBA it just takes the shine off it a bit.But in both of their defence i remember their hygiene standards were at the time very high and was never an issue to me.

[Skyman1000]

Glad you did Reverend...it was the body that was making me want to go for more action. I'll keep searching for a hot body and reliable! Lol

[bearcat69]

On my last visit she also started interrogating me on her "rivals". Asking me who else i see in the area and how i rated them, which i found a little uncomfortable.Its a shame really because my first couple of visits were great. She seems to be a bit paranoid lately.

Yeah, I didn't really want to mention it in the review, but since you've mentioned it too, so will I. There was a bit during the initial interrogation she gave me were she wanted to know what other prossies I've seen. Tried my best to cut that conversation as short as possible, short of just telling her to shut up. But it all made me feel very uncomfortable... She came across as a bit paranoid to me too.

She probably read this review thinking she's right to be paranoid, her deleted post would certainly imply that. I can't help but think though, that she would be better served focusing on worrying about what she's doing right or wrong than what others are up to. It's all rather silly really. I'd just walked through this girl's door and given this woman and her friend £200, she should have been focusing on giving me good service, not thinking about other people.

The hygiene thing just is what it is. I've seen worse hygiene, I've certain seen better though. All part of the latent lack of focus on giving me their full attention that was apparent to me during the booking though.

[Belgarion]

Thanks for sharing. Useful intel

[Wood2017]

This sounds a disaster but credit to you and subsequent posters for highlighting it.

One to avoid.