External Link/Members OnlyLet me just start by saying, yes, I am a dozy twat! There are enough warning signs there with reviews here being a mixed bunch but I've had her on my "potential" list for yonks and, due to a lack of anything else when I was hunting last week, I thought I'd try her.
Comms by text were good so arranging an early afternoon appointment was easy. She's in a block of flats on Park Rd that Scutty has mentioned on numerous occasions, never positively. Plenty of relatively cheap parking nearby in a college car park which I think would be safe in daylight hours.
Text to say I'd arrived and was asked to come to the front and let her know I was there. Did so and stood like a dick feeling very exposed as there are a set of lights right outside and I was asked to "Wait", no flat number given. It felt like a day later when she came and opened the door doing the usual hiding behind routine. It turned out we had a few flights up to go so I had plenty of time to assess the lass.
I'd say it is her in the pictures but you have to wear your rosiest tinted glasses to make any match. She had come to the door in scruffy gym gear hoping no doubt that it gave the impression of a gym bunny. It didn't. Her English was sound enough as we chatted on the way to her room. The place is a real rabbit warren and could well have any number of girls operating from there. The room was just a small bedroom with a double bed and little else. Clothes were draped over a dining chair in the corner.
I passed over the pre-prepared envelope with an hour's advertised fee in it. I said I am a dozy twat didn't I ? She removed her kit with no ceremony to reveal a pretty solid body, but not in a good way. She doesn't state a size on her profile but I'd guess a 14. Certainly nothing like the massively over air-brushed cutie in the profile pics. Dry, blonde straw for hair, (L'Oreal didn't think she was worth it !). At least she wasn't flabby but definitely not toned.
We lay on the bed naked making very small talk with her yanking my todger in a most un-erotic way. I was gently stroking her shoulder, face and breasts in an attempt to get hard. She was actually enjoying this and told me so. The distance that she was keeping between us though meant that any form of kissing wouldn't be on the cards I was sure. She pushed me onto my back and proceeded to give a half decent blowie which enabled me to think I might enjoy this. She quickly stuck a blob on me and lay on her back. I mounted quickly as the business like routine with the Joey was threatening to make me soft so I thought I'd better go for it. She initially tried the two fingers on the base, barrier trick but then seemingly got into it a little and removed them allowing me full penetration. I just wanted to pump, dump and run now so went at it with my now surprisingly hard cock. Once I had a good rhythm going she certainly got more into it herself which enabled me to convince myself even more I was enjoying it and in fairly short order spaff. There followed the wet-wipes routine we all know so well but no offer of a shower etc. as there hadn't been initially on arrival. I was squeaky clean anyway but I wasn't sure about her. I didn't try any oral as I was worried about her hygiene as she just gave the impression of being a bit scruffy. There weren't any nasty niffs so it was possibly just the impression she gave me.
I asked for the bathroom but simply used it to have a cat-lick......I hadn't really broken sweat. I just wanted to go now so said my thanks and she now gave me a hug and kiss. This was possibly just the relief on her part that I'm fucking off after 20 odd minutes and not asking for any money back !
The neutral is because she wasn't to my taste and I was basically feeling let down. She didn't have all the worst traits of her Romie sisters but I like size 6 to 10 which she certainly isn't. Her body shape may suit some of you guys. Just don't expect the girl in the pics.
I think I'm just getting too long in the tooth for this shit nowadays and should leave it to the lads who would fuck the button hole on their mum's fur coat given the chance !
Jay
