A trip to Artemis is definitely a needed for the seasoned degenerate. I've had good and not so good experiences there. But as others have basically suggested, you would have missed out if you didn't go along.
If I remember correctly Wednesday is lingerie day. So if you prefer less clothes then avoid that day

. Everyone is there for the same thing so don't be shy/be nervous about making (at least one) trip there.
There's plenty written about it, but you want to take the S-Bahn to Westkreuz station. Its a very short walk from there. Plenty of taxis to take you back and don't do what I initially did and get the last train/leave early because you were worried about what the taxi driver might think
