Author Topic: Abby Brazilian - Streatham  (Read 1420 times)


3 review(s) for Abby Brazilian (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by pumps]

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Location: The most furthest part of Streatham, you may as well say shes in Pollards Hill or Norbury.  Corner house, they're using the side entrance on, maybe they feel this is less obvious. Basic house, something you'd find romanians in.

Comms: Off site mate, usual crap.

Girl: Not a great deal like the photos, Miserable, loads of moles on her face that have been airbrushed off, marks and grazes here and there all over her body, trimmed pussy, quite short 5'2' and body isn't toned or slim as the photos suggest.  Ass is small and a little perky.


On arrival you are let in by a homo-erectus, or come Halloween he wouldn't need much to pull it of as a costume.  As its a side entrance you walk into a sheltered area (part of the garage) to the rear of the house and into the conservatory, Around 5 girls are waiting in here.

Choices made I was lead upstairs to the room,  Told her I wanted 15mins and handed over the payment.

From this point on I could by her body language and following actions she was going to be a time wasting cunt.    She set a timer on her iphone then went to a cupboard to retrieve some KY and a condom, she put this on the bed then then walked off to start closing the windows... clearly time wasting tactics.

Eventually after abit of ushering we made it onto the bed and then she started checking the message she recieved on her smart watch  :angry:, she kissed my neck and took a deep sniff of my aftershave then started to make my cock hard, after a few wanks it was hard and instead of going for the condom, she just kept wanking it firmly with a numb brain dead look on her face, blatantly time wasting.

I prompted her as politely as possible that I haven't got a lot of time and if we could speed things up and put the condom on now, she did that and went straight for the lube at this point I stopped her and said can you do a bj first?

She then started ranting in poor pigeon english that its a qucikie and I can only do bj or sex not both because theres no time WHAT a fucking cunt I was thinking, This started to make me angry, So I said fuck it and told her to lay down so I could fuck her, but I was so pissed off with her shitty time wasting cunt attitude I wasn't even in the mood and the blood was leaving my cock.

I then layed back on the bed and told her to just wank me off for the remaining time, then this fucking cunt goes and squirts a bucket load of Carex anti bacterial hand cleanser into her hands and grabs my cock to start wanking it, I said WTF are you doing?  I didn't know what this cunt was saying but but I made out the word semen and I assume this was her tiny little minds way pissing me off so I left even quicker.

I haven't been that angry in years , and the experience reminded me why I stopped using latina parlours for a long period.

Avoid her IMO - Not a consistent service provider.



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Holy crap, never thought I'd see you lose it on a punt mate.   :dash:

Glad I walked on this crew when they were in Stockwell.


Offline Diego69

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Location: The most furthest part of Streatham, you may as well say shes in Pollards Hill or Norbury.  Corner house, they're using the side entrance on, maybe they feel this is less obvious. Basic house, something you'd find romanians in.

Comms: Off site mate, usual crap.

Girl: Not a great deal like the photos, Miserable, loads of moles on her face that have been airbrushed off, marks and grazes here and there all over her body, trimmed pussy, quite short 5'2' and body isn't toned or slim as the photos suggest.  Ass is small and a little perky.


On arrival you are let in by a homo-erectus, or come Halloween he wouldn't need much to pull it of as a costume.  As its a side entrance you walk into a sheltered area (part of the garage) to the rear of the house and into the conservatory, Around 5 girls are waiting in here.

Choices made I was lead upstairs to the room,  Told her I wanted 15mins and handed over the payment.

From this point on I could by her body language and following actions she was going to be a time wasting cunt.    She set a timer on her iphone then went to a cupboard to retrieve some KY and a condom, she put this on the bed then then walked off to start closing the windows... clearly time wasting tactics.

Eventually after abit of ushering we made it onto the bed and then she started checking the message she recieved on her smart watch  :angry:, she kissed my neck and took a deep sniff of my aftershave then started to make my cock hard, after a few wanks it was hard and instead of going for the condom, she just kept wanking it firmly with a numb brain dead look on her face, blatantly time wasting.

I prompted her as politely as possible that I haven't got a lot of time and if we could speed things up and put the condom on now, she did that and went straight for the lube at this point I stopped her and said can you do a bj first?

She then started ranting in poor pigeon english that its a qucikie and I can only do bj or sex not both because theres no time WHAT a fucking cunt I was thinking, This started to make me angry, So I said fuck it and told her to lay down so I could fuck her, but I was so pissed off with her shitty time wasting cunt attitude I wasn't even in the mood and the blood was leaving my cock.

I then layed back on the bed and told her to just wank me off for the remaining time, then this fucking cunt goes and squirts a bucket load of Carex anti bacterial hand cleanser into her hands and grabs my cock to start wanking it, I said WTF are you doing?  I didn't know what this cunt was saying but but I made out the word semen and I assume this was her tiny little minds way pissing me off so I left even quicker.

I haven't been that angry in years , and the experience reminded me why I stopped using latina parlours for a long period.

Avoid her IMO - Not a consistent service provider.


Horrible whore - sorry to hear that OP.

Thank you for the accurate review, definitely one to avoid  :hi:

Offline iafd222

Massive pisstake. Was considering this one. Off the HL now, thanks to this review.

Offline Blacklion48

Went to this establishment one day last week.Rang the bell.Door was opened by a guy (Sergei) with Abbey directly behind him.He almost knocked me over and disappeared around the corner.Was led in BT Abbey and at that point called another girl.Abbey had a towel around her and the other girl was dressed in a bikini.English none existent.Abbey made jesters that I would go with the other girl but I came to see Abbey.At that time I was not sure if the guy who opened the door was a customer or Sergei and that she was not fresh.I asked about the services were on offer.I asked about fingering and was told no.The girl in the bikini said extra and I said no.I walked.Went around the corner and the guy that let me in was sitting in a Polish Reg car.Makes me wonder if they are South America or roms? Avoid.

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Went to this establishment one day last week.Rang the bell.Door was opened by a guy (Sergei) with Abbey directly behind him.He almost knocked me over and disappeared around the corner.Was led in BT Abbey and at that point called another girl.Abbey had a towel around her and the other girl was dressed in a bikini.English none existent.Abbey made jesters that I would go with the other girl but I came to see Abbey.At that time I was not sure if the guy who opened the door was a customer or Sergei and that she was not fresh.I asked about the services were on offer.I asked about fingering and was told no.The girl in the bikini said extra and I said no.I walked.Went around the corner and the guy that let me in was sitting in a Polish Reg car.Makes me wonder if they are South America or roms? Avoid.

That would have been a customer then.

when a girl starts ushering me to pick another girl I just walk on principle, unless the girl I came to see is ugly and unlike the pictures.

I think they're definitely south American, but the setup is romanian style, I can hardy remember the last time I've seen 5 girls operating from the same latina building.

Offline El Jefe

Sounds proper depressing, I have only ever been to one latina brothel but I make it a point now to only think about seeing them if they are well reviewed on here. Along with the OWO for £20 nonsense and other extra costs their service doesn't seem so good considering the price when I could get a Hungarian for around the same price with much better service.

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Holy crap, never thought I'd see you lose it on a punt mate.   :dash:

Glad I walked on this crew when they were in Stockwell.


loooool I did not lose it, if I did that house would of been surrounded by police tape and chalk outlines everywhere  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline pumps

Sounds proper depressing, I have only ever been to one latina brothel but I make it a point now to only think about seeing them if they are well reviewed on here. Along with the OWO for £20 nonsense and other extra costs their service doesn't seem so good considering the price when I could get a Hungarian for around the same price with much better service.


I don't go there for the service, and I'd be extremely surprised if any punter genuinely does visit for the service.

I go there for their bodys only e.g. big juicy bubble butts and juicy tits no other nationality on AW comes close (even if its all fake, nobody else is dedicated to undergo all the surgeries required  :lol: :sarcastic:).   we all know full well we can visit an indie such as a hung, pole even a ROM and get a better service without paying a penny for basic extras.

The pimps have the market completely locked down for latinas and theres nowhere else for us to get this fix.

Extras seem to be intrinsically instilled into these women, for example on occasions when a small percentage of these latina women do become indies and are receiving bigger cuts of their earnings, they will still charge extra on top for basic services.   :unknown:
« Last Edit: August 26, 2018, 04:21:57 pm by pumps »

Offline punk


I don't go there for the service, and I'd be extremely surprised if any punter genuinely does visit for the service.

I go there for their bodys only e.g. big juicy bubble butts and juicy tits no other nationality on AW comes close (even if its all fake, nobody else is dedicated to undergo all the surgeries required  :lol: :sarcastic:).   we all know full well we can visit an indie such as a hung, pole even a ROM and get a better service without paying a penny for basic extras.

The pimps have the market completely locked down for latinas and theres nowhere else for us to get this fix.

Extras seem to be intrinsically instilled into these women, for example on occasions when a small percentage of these latina women do become indies and are receiving bigger cuts of their earnings, they will still charge extra on top for basic services.   :unknown:

Wonder they dont charge extra to take a piss or use the shower.

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Wonder they dont charge extra to take a piss or use the shower.


loool from the smell of the room / bed sheets sometimes I don't think they're too worried about hygiene.

also if it is a request by punter to use the shower/toilet.... "YOU DUN KNOW" thats coming out of their time  :sarcastic: