External Link/Members OnlyIrina works as part of a group that has been well reviewed on UKP. She advertises on Backpage and other sites.
Booking was via the manager and I was able to get the time I was after. I think they only take bookings on the day.
Cost
£100 for one hour B2B massage
Venue
Shared flat about a 5 minute walk from Bayswater tube station. A little bit further from Queenway tube. The flat is in a safe area and reasonably discreet. The bedroom itself is not particularly large and the shower room is cramped. Unfortunately it is not really large enough for a shared shower.
Looks / Body
Irina looks late 20’s but she said she is some 10 years older and a mother of two. She clearly takes care of herself and is in very good shape for her age. Definite MILF material. She has quite slim body with smallish breasts (long nipples though) and smooth skin. No tattoos.
The photo on the advert is not of Irina but I think it gives a pretty good likeness of her. She has long wavy blond hair and I would say about 5’ 4” tall. Whilst not a stunner I was attracted to her. Somehow she seemed obtainable.
Personality
Irina is friendly and is keen to please and has a nice smile. She is Lithuanian and does have quite a strong Russian accent, so whilst she speaks reasonably good English there were times when I needed her to repeat things. Overall comms are not an issue and she said she was studying English at college. Irina did not initiate much conversation but she is happy to chat and is open about her life.
Services
B2B massage, reverse massage, kissing, fingering and RO.
The punt
Kept waiting a little bit which was annoying as I discovered the previous punter had arrived late. I think that this is a risk with this establishment as the manager wants to pack in as many bookings as possible. Not sure that is such a great business model in terms of getting repeat business.
On arrival I got a peck on the cheek and was invited to take a shower which I accepted. Irina was dressed in a gown having clearly only just got ready from her last booking.
When I got out of the shower Irina was already fully naked and busy putting a fresh paper sheet on the bed. She is clearly someone who is comfortable in her own body but perhaps this approach meant that the anticipation or the tease was lacking.
I laid down on the bed on my front and Irina oiled herself up, applying liberal quantities of oil. A series of body slides followed with Irina using her body up and down and then sideways across the bed and then using her body.
What was curious though is that Irina did not use her hands other than to support her body weight. If I am being critical she does not really do a massage as such so some fans of FBSM might be disappointed. With Irina it is all about the body to body slides which are very good. In fact I would say the best I have experienced. She really throws herself into it. A common complaint I have is that the B2B element in many other massages is rather limited and you are left with the impression that it is something that the SP feels they have to offer to get business but would rather not have to provide.
After perhaps 15 minutes on my front I was invited to turn over and the body slides continued face to face. There was ample opportunity to caress and kiss her oily breasts and generally enjoy her body. Periodically we would kiss - some FK but not what I would call deep FK, but I was happy enough with Irina’s responsiveness. Irina ground her pubic bone into me and this continued for some time until I came for the first time. This phase of the session was a very raunchy experience, more so than in any massage I have had before. It was like having sex, just without the penetration.
After a brief clean up I gave Irina a massage with her on her back. Irina was happy being massaged and access to all areas other than anal area was permitted. She was fine being fingered and with RO although not I did not find her the most responsive. Perhaps she was just being herself and does not fake her pleasure.
We finished with intimate body to body slides with me on top being able to control the pace. Second pop came and after a brief clean up and cuddle it was time for me to be on my way. This operation runs to a strict time schedule so no chance of over-staying. There was some subtle clock-watching on Irina’s part during the session but nothing too noticeable and she was a bit paranoid about keeping to time.
I took a shower at the end and then Irina had a quick shower while I got dressed. A rather rushed feeling on leaving as the next punter was clearly due in the next few minutes, but time for a final kiss and hug on leaving. Irina is clearly a busy girl but she does seem to maintain her energy and enthusiasm.
Whilst there are some definite drawbacks with this establishment I think that Irina has a great attitude and really tries hard to please. Probably the best B2B massage I have experienced in spite of Irina’s limited massage skills. I enjoyed Irina’s company and I thought the service provided was very good even though it could be better. Irina’s service could be somewhat repetitive on repeat visits as it is lacking in sensuality or any sense of the tease. Nonetheless I would definitely return so a strong positive rating from me. However, I think if Irina worked independently the overall experience would be even better.
Positives
• Very raunchy and intimate experience
• Great attitude and keen to please
• No time-wasting – straight in to the B2B massage from the off
Negatives
• Strict time-keeping and does back to back bookings - feels like you are on a conveyor belt.
• Does not appear that she knows how to massage with her hands.
