External Link/Members OnlyWell here it is , another absolute shit punt. Being an experienced punter. I feel I let my self down on this one. Should have seen the tell tale signs and negativity coming in!
Location: Edward Street, just by the NIA - discreet flat, but not very big and the place was untidy. Room was small and the bed was a really cheap one. It was far too soft.
Lady: She says shes 42 (Hungarian), but normally my rule of thumb is I add one 5 years, so I would say late 40s touching 50. Facially not that pretty body wise a flabby size 12 and fat around her midsection. But she did have a nice pair of big tits (I will get to that later). The photos on her profile are old and they as usual are photo shopped. Normally I have chosen Hungarian ladies over the Romanian - they've always been fine. But this time I made a bad choice.
I booked the afternoon time (5.15pm) half hour, when I got to the location, she didn't even answer my text (this is where I should have walked). I parked my car at the end of the road, walked around the block then she called me. She actually said she is walking down to her place from shopping! I mean you booked a time at least stick to it! it was already 5.40pm!
She then gave me the building number, the door wouldn't open a dodgy lock and I couldn't understand her on the speaker - her English was very poor! Eventually it opened I went up and when I met her she started going on about how I tried to open the door & she's saying that I was forcing it!. I could really feel the negative energy (again I didn't walk). I replied to her it;s not a problem I have opened many apartment doors and being an owner of apartments I "DO" know how they work!.
Service: This was really poor - she did very light kissing - I then went on to suck her tits - she said "You can't suck only touch!"
- WTF - then to make matters worse she put a condom on but I thought it was OWO as advertised on her profile! - but she said she doesn't do that!
The OW was absolute crap and I then opted for 69 this is were was going really soft and my mind telling me this was a mistake, she did 69 put forced my arms under her thighs so I really couldn't do much. She gave me the rubbish oral and then I moved on to her being on top. This wasn't bad, but I was still soft. She then tried to wank be but I declined and said it's "Ok I am gonna go now!" - she kept saying in her broken English "You this no good, you soft"
- I replied "I'm soft because your service is rubbish and you're restricting me to do anything!" - I even said to her "Maybe this job really isn't for you" - she just looked at me with a weird face!
I walked after - Yes that's right I didn't come! Nevermind this was a shit punt!
Would I return: NO WAY! - fuck off.
What Did I learn from this: Always listen to your extincts - if your mind tells you to walk - FUCKING WALK!
Do I Recommend: NO I DON'T! - so beware of this one!
Another point I remembered she told me there is also another lady working there by the name of SEXY ANGEL - again I thought in my mind fuck this, I ain't gonna come back here. Here is her link anyway
External Link/Members OnlyBut go to these too at your own peril! - if you want to waste your time and money
Me I wouldn't even bother.
