A sorry tale of missed phone calls and texts not being answered.
I was heading south west out of central London, keen to 'clean the pipes', so I thought I would try and line something up at short notice. I started by calling Bunnies Massage at the Elephant, but the wrong girl was working (she's just not dirty enough for me)
I then thought about Independent Glamour girls in Tolworth - but the girl working didn't look my type. I called and lined up Oasis massage in Wandsworth - but when I got in the area, no one was picking up.
So I fired up AW and put in my preferred criteria - slim, young, white, cheap, located in Wandsworth area - without high hopes. But this girl popped up, she looked quite cute, and responded to texts immediately, so we agreed a time and I headed for her. Turned out she was in Tooting.
I parked up opposite the address, just behind Tooting Broadway station, and waited. If I was looking at the right place - and I am 95% certain I was - access is via a gate behind some crappy shops. You know the sort of set up. I sat for a bit. There was quite a lot of activity through the gate, so I guess I just got bumped. I got the 'are you still coming, baby?' text, a while after the time we had agreed. But I was long gone.
I don't really understand how these places work - I suspect it is more run like a walkup - but I probably dodged a crappy, grumpy Romanian bullet. Every cloud etc.
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