External Link/Members OnlyMy first review. Hope it's good enough. Took place end February.
£40 special. Comms by text. Arrived dead on time and text to say I was nearby. It seemed to surprise Patricia, as if she was expecting a no show. Given house number and door was opened immediately.
House is terraced on a side road with plenty of on street parking around. House was a bit gloomy and untidy. Was asked to take my shoes off, then shown through house and upstairs to bedroom, which again was a bit gloomy.
Patricia is definitely the girl in the photos, but a bit older and (hate to say it) rougher. Still attractive, but not as polished as in her pics. (They look like a heavily made up photo shoot)
I was put off by her abrupt manner, although she did accommodate my request for stockings to be worn, with a slight grumble.
As with someone's previous review, was asked to lie in the side of the bed without broken springs!?!?
This is where the neutral review comes in. Patricia started to get the little fella hard then immediately on with the hat before some vigorous OW. Before I could say Slow Down, it was all over.
Barely lasted 5 mins. Patricia did ask if I wanted to pay £20 extra for a second run, but I didn't bring any more cash. (Standard policy when punting)
I cleaned up and left feeling disappointed. (Mainly in my poor performance)
Gave it a neutral, as Patricia would be an ideal P & D, but nothing special.(probably why she has such reasonable prices)
