The best in Europe?

[Paris69]

I'm in the planning stages of going for a long weekend in Europe with a life-long pal...
We're thinking Prague or Amsterdam. What would the consensus recommendation be for the best weekend of fun in Europe.
Not looking for anything extreme... Decent prices; slim younger girls; relatively safe.

[Uniformad]

Save up a bit more book more time off work and fly to Thailand would be my advice

[Matrix]

I'm in the planning stages of going for a long weekend in Europe with a life-long pal...
We're thinking Prague or Amsterdam. What would the consensus recommendation be for the best weekend of fun in Europe.
Not looking for anything extreme... Decent prices; slim younger girls; relatively safe.

Amsterdam and decent prices don't mix. Can blow thousands there in a weekend easily. 

[DaVINCI]

I'm in the planning stages of going for a long weekend in Europe with a life-long pal...
We're thinking Prague or Amsterdam. What would the consensus recommendation be for the best weekend of fun in Europe.
Not looking for anything extreme... Decent prices; slim younger girls; relatively safe.

Prague, been 4 times in the last two years, hopefully going again later this year, cheap beer (£1.20 or slightly more) if you stay away from tourist traps (wenceslas square) cheap SP if you go to the privates.
Get a 24 hour pass for Showpark Market and you'll have a good time in there, also the pass allows you into Showpark DaVINCI.
Around Wenceslas Square there is Darling Club and Sauna Club which are both expensive.

[Jerboa]

I'm in the planning stages of going for a long weekend in Europe with a life-long pal...
We're thinking Prague or Amsterdam. What would the consensus recommendation be for the best weekend of fun in Europe.
Not looking for anything extreme... Decent prices; slim younger girls; relatively safe.

Take Amsterdam and delete it from your short list, that city ceased being a sex capital of Europe about the time thousands of dopey stag doers descended on the place many years ago. 

[Paris69]

Cheers guys... Prob go Prague, then.

[pusfunman]

Of the 2 you have suggested I'd say Prague. I started my foreign punting adventures with Amsterdam, I now wouldn't go back! Well at least not for punting...

[Jerboa]

Cheers guys... Prob go Prague, then.

Have you not considered Germany?

[Paris69]

Hi again, Anywhere in the EU to be honest.. Can't be further as we are time limited.. Flying Fri mid-day and home by Sunday evening

[Lmatador]

Have you not considered Germany?

I second jerboa. Surely sharks or oase in Frankfurt are the Disneyland of men?

[pusfunman]

I second jerboa. Surely sharks or oase in Frankfurt are the Disneyland of men?

If the primary purpose of the weekend is mongering then I'd add my name into the Germany recommendation hat

[adindas]

I'm in the planning stages of going for a long weekend in Europe with a life-long pal...
We're thinking Prague or Amsterdam. What would the consensus recommendation be for the best weekend of fun in Europe.
Not looking for anything extreme... Decent prices; slim younger girls; relatively safe.

If you consider EUR 50 for 10 – 15 minutes,
+ EUR 20 for touching their private part
+ EUR 20 for changing position,
+EUR 20-30 for oral on the girls

Then Amsterdam window shopping might meet your definition of Decent prices. You could also read this for instance
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=151209.0

Otherwise like some people have said avoid Amsterdam.  Many punters will not consider it as good price, as EUR 50-60 you coukd get for half hour in FKK in germany and changing position, pussy licking is normally included.

Unless of course if you combine punting and leisure, sightseeing.

Prague could still be a good place if you do your deskwork before heading for Prague and avoid the tourist club around the tourist area such as Wenceslas square.

But the easiest option like anyone on this thread have said. Germany, as they have different scenes. Well-advertised.  You just need to go to one FKK for instance and you could spend your whole day and night over there.

[DARKHORSEMAN]

Germany is the place for me. FKK clubs are everywhere

[graculus]

If cost is a major consideration , i’d say Budapest is the best- though language can be an issue ( see rosszlanyok.hu ): also found Barcelona to be really good - mainly because of all the South American babes...
Best place for erotic massage - prague

[Jerboa]

If cost is a major consideration , i’d say Budapest is the best- though language can be an issue ( see rosszlanyok.hu ): also found Barcelona to be really good - mainly because of all the South American babes...
Best place for erotic massage - prague

I'd say Budapest is to much like hard work, language can be a barrier.

[oneeyesnake]

You ever considered Estonia? Hear the WG's are amazing...think there is a review or two on this site.

[southcoastpunter]

I have no experience of punting abroad and always wondered - What is the age profile of guys attending these sorts of punting clubs  especially in Germany? Will I feel "too old" at late 50's?

I'm hoping to go later in the year.

(new to UKP and I will try to contribute into other UK based threads)

[Marmalade]

I have no experience of punting abroad and always wondered - What is the age profile of guys attending these sorts of punting clubs  especially in Germany? Will I feel "too old" at late 50's?

I'm hoping to go later in the year.

(new to UKP and I will try to contribute into other UK based threads)

Can I maybe suggest quite strongly that you contribute when you can by submitting reviews first off for a bit. Newbies that come on to chat tend not to fare too well. There’s no pressure to start contributing. 

[Cunning Punt]

If cost is a major consideration , i’d say Budapest is the best- though language can be an issue ( see rosszlanyok.hu ): also found Barcelona to be really good - mainly because of all the South American babes...
Best place for erotic massage - prague

I'd say Budapest is to much like hard work, language can be a barrier.

Indeed. I found Budapest very hard work - as per my report which I posted on here last year.

As you've both said, very few escorts actually speak reasonable English - many of those who can speak other languages are not working in Hungary.

However, given that you have had some success, Graculus, perhaps you could create a new thread with a report of your experiences with escorts you have seen, including indicating those who do speak English, and your tips for successful punting in Budapest. 

[Marmalade]

Best or cheapest or both or neither? For best quality in sumptuous surroundings, FKKs are virtually unbeatable in Europe. On price, Greek city-centre, 10-Euro knock-shop streets are undoubtedly the Poundstretcher of the European punt.

[Name Not Found]

Will I feel "too old" at late 50's?

Nope. I'm late 50s and have only been going for the last 4 or 5 years. Its never been a problem. I've seen punters in German clubs who look to me like they're in their 80s and nobody cares.

Looking forward to your contributions.

[CtrDM]

I have no experience of punting abroad and always wondered - What is the age profile of guys attending these sorts of punting clubs  especially in Germany? Will I feel "too old" at late 50's?

I'm hoping to go later in the year.

(new to UKP and I will try to contribute into other UK based threads)

Age is but a number ....

The beauty of punting in Germany is that there is no profile, age or otherwise. It’s an open minded and friendly place and I’d say it’s probably the best place to begin your conquests outside of the UK.

You’ll find a lot of the natives that you encounter are of an advanced age. Ultimately, we’re all seeking to achieve the same objective!

[Marmalade]

Germany is the place for me. FKK clubs are everywhere

Yeah? And when did you go to an FKK??? You’ve enquired about half the different countries on the planet and not visited one of them.

[Icarus]

This doesn't deserve its own thread but hoping someone could help out. Looking for somewhere to go for a newbie - I'm obviously assuming that Germany is the place to go but which FKK/location would you recommend for a newbie? (If it matters, I prefer early/mid twenties slim girls with kissing essential).

I'm thinking a German location to ease me in and then looking to try Club Globe in Zurich...

[Marmalade]

To do both the trip it would need to be close to the border. Stuutgart’s only a short trip away from Zurich — can’t remember exactly how long, an hour or two or three most. Train timetable will tell you.

[graculus]

Indeed. I found Budapest very hard work - as per my report which I posted on here last year.

As you've both said, very few escorts actually speak reasonable English - many of those who can speak other languages are not working in Hungary.

However, given that you have had some success, Graculus, perhaps you could create a new thread with a report of your experiences with escorts you have seen, including indicating those who do speak English, and your tips for successful punting in Budapest. 

My time in Budapest was about 18 months ago; but I did spend quite a few days, initially I went to erotic massage (massage666/ silver & gold and a time before that the now closed massageandmore) as I moved to fs options I would use External Link/Members Only  mostly and External Link/Members Only occasionally for the very necessary research: eliminate ladies any with hidden reviews, any negative review and then scan through the reviews for English writers to get a better idea of things even then I had calls dropped as soon as I spoke or left unanswered... at the time value was definitely fairly good 15-20k forint/ hour  about £50 , though exchange rates were better.
I’d say never go with street girls (gypsy) or strip clubs etc -only bad outcomes..
Of ladies I saw can only find one ( on a quick look just now) Klaudia from dist. 5 on rosszlanyok search, a late 30s milf but reviews show her as a 200/200. performer.

[southcoastpunter]

Thank you Name Not Found and CtrDM for the info. That reassures me.

Marmalade, thank you for your comment. I take on board your point and will try to contribute as and when I can.

[Name Not Found]

Thank you Name Not Found and CtrDM for the info. That reassures me.

Actually, your post made me realise what a non-issue it is. I've never been turned down or rebuffed by any girl of any age in a German club. Its always been clear that they are there for the sex and willing to try most things in an un-judgemental way. I guess they just have a different attitude to sex overall from us. As a result, the idea that there is a huge age gap rarely comes to mind, which makes the whole thing even more relaxed and enjoyable.

[Icarus]

To do both the trip it would need to be close to the border. Stuutgart’s only a short trip away from Zurich — can’t remember exactly how long, an hour or two or three most. Train timetable will tell you.

Cheers. Reading it back I wasn't really clear in my initial post. It will be two separate trips a few weeks apart. From what I've read on here club Globe is what I'm looking for, but intend to do a German city first as I reckon it'll be a bit friendlier/welcoming for a trip abroad. I know Berlin very well, but never been to an FKK, so Artemis is the obvious choice, but just wondering whether there was a clear #1 in Germany? From what I've read, they all seem much of a muchness?

[Marmalade]

I think there are people more expert on all the German FKKs than myself to advise. They’re so different to anything else that it’s a great bucket list to tick off.

On Switzerland I would say outside of punting, if you get the chance, try and see even a little more of the country (it’s beautiful) than Zurich (which is not). You can do it as a day trip and they have special trains with much bigger viewing panels and they go up high into the mountains. Quite awesome ... cute pristine and tiny villages like something out of the Sound of bloody Music, dotting the hillsides as you climb in altitude. A transfer to the Jungfraujoch train takes you up inside the mountain to a high peak (and you can get out and look around, weather permitting, though it was a blizzard when I was last there and it took a really hard push just to open the door). The Olympics museum in Lausanne is also a wonderful eye-opener, heralding the spirit of the Olympics so often ignored today —- and the prossies gather legally and openly in a nice clean little industrial estate to proudly peddle their pussies! (They are some of the cheapest and best value I’ve found in Switzerland, which is, let’s face it, not the cheapest of countries to visit.)

[Marmalade]

Here’s a few alternatives to Globe, though I’ve not checked them out yet.

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only (outside of Zurich)
External Link/Members Only (short distance away)
External Link/Members Only (near Basel)

and for completeness, the Globe link
External Link/Members Only

Enjoy.

[RS6]

I have no experience of punting abroad and always wondered - What is the age profile of guys attending these sorts of punting clubs  especially in Germany? Will I feel "too old" at late 50's?

I'm hoping to go later in the year.

(new to UKP and I will try to contribute into other UK based threads)

You’d be right at home at Fkk living room in Düsseldorf where the average punter age is in the 50’s

Age wise all German clubs are easy going.

A small number of clubs in Germany operate a “hitler policy” which means if you ain’t white - you ain’t coming in - FKK Golden Time fits this category.

Be aware of this as it can be slightly frustrating if like me you drove all the way from Bradford and then got told to sod off 

[thebadooboy]

Surprised that no one mentioned Barcelona. Reasonably affordable and great if you like diversity on your cock/tail 

[Icarus]

I think there are people more expert on all the German FKKs than myself to advise. They’re so different to anything else that it’s a great bucket list to tick off.

On Switzerland I would say outside of punting, if you get the chance, try and see even a little more of the country (it’s beautiful) than Zurich (which is not). You can do it as a day trip and they have special trains with much bigger viewing panels and they go up high into the mountains. Quite awesome ... cute pristine and tiny villages like something out of the Sound of bloody Music, dotting the hillsides as you climb in altitude. A transfer to the Jungfraujoch train takes you up inside the mountain to a high peak (and you can get out and look around, weather permitting, though it was a blizzard when I was last there and it took a really hard push just to open the door). The Olympics museum in Lausanne is also a wonderful eye-opener, heralding the spirit of the Olympics so often ignored today —- and the prossies gather legally and openly in a nice clean little industrial estate to proudly peddle their pussies! (They are some of the cheapest and best value I’ve found in Switzerland, which is, let’s face it, not the cheapest of countries to visit.)

Thank you again!

There was a point last summer where I was on the verge of flying to Zurich but doing a tour via train to Montreux / Lausanne and Geneva, before going back up to Basel to fly back so that might be something I put in the diary this summer now. That trip wasnt punting related, but you arent the first to say that Switzerland is a beautiful country.

[dexstatham88]

Frankfurt is the best place i have found so far - I am always looking for another destination buts its by far the best i have seen

[Jerboa]

Frankfurt is the best place i have found so far - I am always looking for another destination buts its by far the best i have seen

Have you been to any other punting areas, or are you classifying it on one experience?

[chrishornx]

Have to say FKK's are great wide choice to suit everyone