Author Topic: Sensual-Melanie - Willesden Green  (Read 5628 times)


2 review(s) for Sensual-Melanie (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]
20 review(s) for Lovely@Melissa!xo (9 positive, 3 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by SamLP]

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A horrible punt. Seemed very friendly over the phone with good comms.
No smile, a bored looking face. She said she was tired. Didn't make any effort to engage me. Awkward. Had a "I'm doing you a favour attitude"
Her pics are accurate except she wasn't wearing any make-up so looked plain. Fake tits with horrible scars underneath. A nice body but sadly I didn't get to touch her properly or fuck her.
Started the punt with oral which I really hate. I like to start with FK so I politely asked her to do that later.
Lied about doing FK, even kissing wasn't kissing. Open mouth lip touching is how I would describe it. Body shifted away and legs closed, no attempt to touch, stroke or get me hard.
No fingering allowed, doesn't like being touched so I actually spent the rest of the punt without touching her. I thought fuck it lay down looking at the ceiling while she tried her best to get me hard. I was mentally turned off and she eventually succeeded to get me hard, but then she went to open a box of condoms, take one out, put it on me, then fetched the lube, applied some to her and me and by the time she did all that I had flopped again. She still tried to get me inside her while I quizzically looked at her. She then took it off and gave me head for the rest of the punt. Her technique is awful, bobbing up on down on the head while gripping the base hard. I had no sensation. She eventually wanked me off and handed me wipes to clean myself.

Her English is good but didn't understand it when I told her I like a girl who is passionate and can turn me on. She could tell I was annoyed with her but chose to ignore it. Only interested in taking your money and offering a terrible service. Would not recommend.

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Offline Tony_Red

Sorry to hear of your shit punt. Every now and again these crop up and it's a frustrating day when they do.

Offline SamLP

Forgot to add she gave me a hand towel to dry myself after a quick shower.

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Cheers for rewiew... cross off the list...

Offline bestbefore

Sounds a dreadful punt, and she looks so promising in her pics. ah well, makes the HL shorter.

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Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Sorry to hear Sam, but thanks for sharing your experience. Off the hl as a result.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck....... why they got to do that  :unknown:

SamLP - thanks for the intel/ TOftT  :hi: - here's to a better one next time  :drinks:

Offline SamLP

Glad to have saved others from taking a punt on her. Now if you could all chip in a tenner each for my next punt that would be great  :cool:

tonysoprano

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Glad to have saved others from taking a punt on her. Now if you could all chip in a tenner each for my next punt that would be great  :cool:

How about a fund to TOFTT with girls like this. People chip in then Admin nominates one lucky (or unlucky) member to TOFTT?

We could call it the Fresh Meet team (see what I did there). I know, i'll get my coat.. :D

Offline rockharders

Such a shame she looks good. I've had a couple like this and they are so frustrating. All the physical hotness is there but as frigid as a  mortuary corpse on ice.

I commend anyone who ventures out and TOFFT.

Even a negative like this offers far more insight than fluffy cunts who write erotic fantasies reviewing the same girls over again and again.

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Thanks Sam. Sorry that it didn't work out

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Even a negative like this offers far more insight than fluffy cunts who write erotic fantasies reviewing the same girls over again and again.

+1

You'll also notice the fluffy morons are usually quick to criticise someone who posts negative reviews for not doing enough research and lacking the 'wisdom and experience' they possess.  :dash:


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I've had something similar recently. You live and learn. From now I'm only seeing new girls that are positively reviewed here. I'll try anyway!
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I've had something similar recently. You live and learn.


Its not good to have a bad punt, wasted time and money  :angry:

If you have the time, care to share via a review, as a warning for others  :unknown:


From now I'm only seeing new girls that are positively reviewed here. I'll try anyway!

At some point in time, a W/G wasn't positively reviewed here. Until a punter TOFTT (taking a chance), if we all stopped doing so. How we we know, how consistent a W/G is over time  :hi:

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I would love to toftt with some delicious totty but lack of time and money prevents this.
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Have just put a post on her on  previous experiences Sept-December
in very minor detail.
Sam is Spot On!
Wish i had read his review instead of trying to flog a dead horse :dash :dash: :D