Xxskybedford Milton Keynes 45min £100

[Ridiculousiknow]

 https://www.adultwork.com/3885304

Got tempted by the 'special offer' she was running at the time. I see at the moment she's £140 an hour but doing an offer for most things, (including anal) for £100. I really need to change my attitude because I know when something looks too good to be true, it usually is and this was a case in point.
Still, the photos suggested a nice, tight little body and a raft of positive AW reviews, so why not.
Comms: 9/10. Did keep me hanging around outside her place for a while though.
Venue: 9/10. Nice flat on edge of estate.
Buzzed up, saw no one else so no need for the secret agent stuff.
Appearance: 4/10 Not going to trouble any model agancies. Just very ordinary really. Dressed in jeans and a top. She let me in, apologised for the delay, apologised for mess, spent ages loading washing machine. I began to think I was there for another reason. She chatted away like we were old friends which was nice but annoying at the same time because ultimately I'm there to fuck her, not take her to sainsburys.
Showed me through to the bedroom where she laid a clean towel across the bed and told me to get undressed and lie down. She went off and got on with the housework! After a while I walked through to find out what was going on. More apologies.
She finally came through, got undressed, (I have to say I was not knocked out by her body, it was Ok and maybe its because Ive seen a few tight young girls recently which made her look a bit saggy in comparison) she finally lay next to me and.......chatted.
FFS, now I am a very patient man, but this was starting to grate. I started to touch her and she finally got the hint. Average oral, then I suggested doggy which she duly obliged. She did put her hand back to tickle my balls which I thought was a nice touch (literally). I asked does she have to prepare herself for anal and she said, 'no, just push it in'. Surprise, surprise it wouldn't go in. Now this is not the first time this has happened but its starting to piss me off. Don't say you do anal if you don't!
Needless to say I decided to come on her boobs and leave.
All in all, not overally impressed, but if you just want to fuck a little plain brunette and you've got a 3 inch dick you might get anal which would make her very good value indeed. However, I won't be revisiting.

[Goldfinch]

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[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the warning but did you not see 2 previous negative reviews of her?

I see another punter also posted a negative review of her today, though put it in East England section.
Your review, chap, but the way yours reads, you should have made it a clean sweep of red, rather than a neutral. I don't see anything remotely positive in your account.

[Ridiculousiknow]

Did a search and got nothing. I think this is down to the fact that like a lot of dubious girls she changes her name regularly which throws UKPs search engine and the fact that we all seem to disagree as to the region MK is in. Having read the other reviews since posting I probably would have given it a negative as I was puzzled by some of the things she did and said, but I must have caught her on a good day because although the shag was pretty forgettable, she was very pleasant to me - like I said in the review almost too friendly and thats why I gave her a neutral. Tbh I think I felt s bit sorry for her...
Back in MK next week if anyone has any suggestions....

[Cunning Punt]

Did a search and got nothing. I think this is down to the fact that like a lot of dubious girls she changes her name regularly which throws UKPs search engine and the fact that we all seem to disagree as to the region MK is in.

MK is in Buckinghamshire so should be in the South East, so you were right to put it in SE.

Anyway that's academic - reviews and posts can be viewed by searching. The previous reviews were filed under her profile ID - just search 3885304 rather than her name.

And even then the 2 negative reviews were under Sky Bedford, though one is accessed through a post (which comes up in the search) because the OP forgot to put the link in a review.

Also, don't feel sorry for escorts taking your hard-earned cash! If they have neither the aptitude nor attitude, they should find another job.

[NelsonH]

Isn't this the one that used to be KinkyPoppy and worked near Bedford station.
Re-invented self and moved out towards Woburn.

Has a bit of XHamster visibility.

[Graucho]

Mad as a box of frogs - scatty as they come !

Saw her a few years ago in Ipswich. I then booked her (without realising it was the same girl) in Bedford under her current name but had seen her advertised as Poppy as well.

Let me in and then I had to wait around 10 minutes before she actually appeared in the bedroom. Once again pretty average punt. She did offer Anal but didn't want me in there for long.

Not one I'd re-visit for sure.

[Avg_Joe]

sounds like a complete waste of time, and guaranteed to kill any anticipation boner you might have had.... tits look a nice size, but there's more to life than a couple of large boobs, one for the bin i'm afraid, will blacklist on AW to avoid accidental booking