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Calls herself Emilly and seems to tour around a bit, Euston, Slough, Woking to name but a few.
Her profile promises a lot:
"THE BEST TEASE MASSAGE YOU EVER HAD"
"..THEN B2B WITH NURU GEL....FOR THE END BREST (sic) RELIEF... 1h £100"
"I'm fully qualified masseuse. I don't pretend to be one. It's not massage table make someone a masseuse it's the experience"
Then there's a sections devoted to all the different types.
I saw her in Slough in an average apartment frequently used by other Polish WG.
I was genuinely looking forward to an amazing massage given all the positive reviews and hyped up profile. Txt comms were prompt if not clear.
The first disappointment was she didn't have any Nuru gel even though it's listed as a service.
So anyway, paperwork out of the way, she asked me to undress and stayed in the room while I did so. And facedown onto the massage table.
She was wearing a white blouse and black trousers with a black waistcoat. Re-reading her profile FAQs now, it says she's topless during the massage and naked
during Nuru. Well she wasn't even topless so nothing to get excited about at all.
I didn't twig this at the time, but doubt it would have made much difference.
She offers prostrate massage and given I've never had one before, I told her I was willing to try it. She told me she'd tease around my anus with oily fingers and go in gloved when I told her to.
Anyway the massage started with my legs. The oil was very warm which was the first real positive aspect of what had so far been a rapidly deteriorating waste of time and money.
If she's a professional masseuse, then I'm the King of England. Apart from the hot oil, there was nothing positive about her hand movements. Her touch was so light, it was irritating. I told her she could press firmer and she didn't seem to understand. So I told her harder, but it didn't really make any difference.
Disappointed, I let her carry on as there didn't seem to be any way to improve matters. Anyway, after a lacklustre effort on the legs and back, she asked me to flip over and she proceeded to move quite swiftly straight for my dick. No real massage on the legs or elsewhere with teasing "accidental" more intimate touches that are the hallmarks of a real erotic massage. This was a straight, let's knock one out real quick and get this over asap.
I had to grab her hands and slow her down a bit or I would have ended up with a raw penis from the harsh action.
At one point other doors in the apartment were closed loudly making me lift my head up as it seemed as if someone else was about to enter the room. She assured me no one would. An unwelcome interruption nevertheless.
So she starts teasing my anus while she's jacking me off which was somewhat erotic, so I told her to proceed with the prostrate. All I can say is that I've read about prostrate massages before and it's supposed to be administered gently with one or two fingers gently massaging the small walnut sized area between the testes and the anus. Well this was nothing like that.
This was nothing but brutal anal rape. She seemed to go in with 3 maybe 4 fingers and there was nothing gentle about it. My sphincter was stretched wider than it's ever been and I ended up with a gaping anal hole that didn't return to normal size for at least 2-3 days. It was nothing like what I imagined a prostrate massage to be. It was just a rough in and out action that wasn't pleasurable in the slightest.
I was already close to the edge before she started the anal rape, and luckily I came just before it became too painful.
She quickly withdrew from my ass and whipped off and disposed of the glove and handed me some wipes to clean myself up with.
As we still had some time to go, she reached for my slightly sore penis again and asked if I wanted to come again. I just knew it wasn't going to happen. Not with her amateur technique.
So I told her not to bother. "He must be tired" she remarked.
No love, I thought to myself, I've had a real fit Polish woman make me come 3 times in an hour before. He's not tired, he just doesn't want to be abused anymore tonight.
So I went off for a shower to wash off all the oil and came back and got dressed while she was still in the room.
I said my bye and left mighty disappointed.
All I can say is there are much classier acts for so much less around. Even the Romanian Ashley in Hounslow was better than this at £60 for the hour. Fit figure with lovely skin, topless in skimpy knickers and she allows light touching which goes a long way to making things more pleasurable. And then there's Maya in Ealing. Sadie Strumpet who tours all over the place.
Don't get tempted by the hyped up profile and positive reviews. This is definitely one to avoid.
