External Link/Members OnlyI'm essentially doing a tour of the massage places in and around Southampton trying to find the best place for a great massage and a bit of fun at the end.
I'd read good things about the massage at Leela Thai so thought I'd give it a go.
I arrived at the place, which actually looked very professional. The main reception was large and the rooms were very tidy and well looked after. They also had a proper massage table (ie with a hole for the head). I was greeted by a fairly attractive thai lady. Probably early thirties / late 20's, extremely short and petite. After taking payment (£50 for the hour), she led me into the room and told me to strip off and get under the towel then left me to it. After a few minutes she came in and started the massage with some oils. The massage though was really disappointing. It felt more like she was going for the more relaxing / seductive type than an actual massage, despite me asking for a proper thai massage. In the near hour she was doing it, she proably used her thumbs for a total of 2 minutes. Most of the time she was just rubbing her open palms over my body. She spent the majority of time on my back and shoulders, with a little bit of time spent on the legs and bum.
She then asked me to flip over and asked if I was interested in any extras. I asked what was on the menu and she said that she had a condom and would provide a full sex service for £150, a naked massage HE for £80, a topless HE for £60. Given how bad the massage was I didn't really want to spend over a hundred on a HE and poor massage so just asked for how much a HE was, which ended up £30. For the HE, she adjusted the table so that I was sitting up, which was a bit wierd but she did a decent enough job. She kept grabbing my hand and just putting it on her back though which was odd.
Personally I think the extras are way too expensive. You can get an attractive escort for half an hour for about £60/70 and yet she wanted £150 extra for it, on top of the massage, so £210 in total. You can get A LOT more for that kind of money.
Overall, the girl was nice, the premises were well looked after and the HE was decent. Just a shame about the poor massage and the expensive extras.
