Author Topic: xxx Vanessa Love xxx - Norwich tour  (Read 2076 times)


2 review(s) for xxx Vanessa Love xxx (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline PeteSmyth

Last week, I visited Polish girl, xxx Vanessa Love xxx as part of her Norwich tour - External Link/Members Only

Vanessa has all the ingredients for a perfect punt - cute face, mid-20s, great body, girl-next-door-type, offering a good range of services - however, I came away extremely disappointed.

Service:
£100 for 45 minutes.

Comms:
Initial contact via AW, then text on the day for the room number to her apartment. Prior to giving me this, she asked me for my nationality, because apparently she doesn't see Polish men.

Place:
Apartment, NR1 area of Norwich, Riverside. Parking available at Morrisons or Riverside Retail Park. 

Appearance/Personality:
Vanessa is attractive, slim, great body, brunette, average height - however, I knew the moment I entered her apartment I wasn't going to connect with her. She seemed to have bad energy. Somehow I didn't warm to her. Prior to the appointment, I requested her to dress as a schoolgirl, which she did - but even this didn't get my juices following!

Her personality is cold and surly - slightly agressive and bossy. 

Action:
Once in the apartment, I handed over the paperwork and she disappeared for a LONG, LONG time to no doubt check its autheticity. At one point I thought she has left the apartment to pay it into the local bank! She was gone for a LONG time, a classic time wasting tactic. The action took place in an extremely warm, dimly lit, small bedroom barely large enough to swing a cat. Not suitable for punting.   

On her AW page, she professes to give "devine oral", and to have "oral skills to die for". I'd strongly disagree - her oral technique is very poor. It was lacklustre and forgettable. Zero deepthroat, barely sucking the bell-end - but to be fair, it was OWO.

The French kissing was very light, only pecks on the lips and again very forgettable. At one point she was licking my face which was quite unpleasant.

The sex itself was extrememly poor - mis, doggy and cowgirl. After about 10mins into the action, she assumed the role of mistress, which I didn't want her to do. She became very bossy - "sit here", "sit there", "play with your cock" "watch me play with myself". Then she proceeded to masterbate herself for around 5mins, wanting me to watch. WTF?! I haven't paid £100 for her to play with herself! When I tried to turn the punt round to what I wanted to do (after all I was the client), she turned aggressive. "A few minutes more", she barked, "don't stop me". WTF?!   

On her AW page, she professes to give a "mindblowing GFE" - not with me she didn't. It was extremely poor. Waste of time and money. I would've had a better time watching a porn flick.

 


tender

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My experience was pretty much the same...unfortunately
I won't be going back....

Offline itk

My experience was pretty much the same...unfortunately
I won't be going back....

With your run of shit punts I’d give it up

tender

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tender

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Who is decent in Norwich and worth while seeing?

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Last week, I visited Polish girl, xxx Vanessa Love xxx as part of her Norwich tour - External Link/Members Only

Vanessa has all the ingredients for a perfect punt - cute face, mid-20s, great body, girl-next-door-type, offering a good range of services - however, I came away extremely disappointed.

Service:
£100 for 45 minutes.

Comms:
Initial contact via AW, then text on the day for the room number to her apartment. Prior to giving me this, she asked me for my nationality, because apparently she doesn't see Polish men.

Place:
Apartment, NR1 area of Norwich, Riverside. Parking available at Morrisons or Riverside Retail Park. 

Appearance/Personality:
Vanessa is attractive, slim, great body, brunette, average height - however, I knew the moment I entered her apartment I wasn't going to connect with her. She seemed to have bad energy. Somehow I didn't warm to her. Prior to the appointment, I requested her to dress as a schoolgirl, which she did - but even this didn't get my juices following!

Her personality is cold and surly - slightly agressive and bossy. 

Action:
Once in the apartment, I handed over the paperwork and she disappeared for a LONG, LONG time to no doubt check its autheticity. At one point I thought she has left the apartment to pay it into the local bank! She was gone for a LONG time, a classic time wasting tactic. The action took place in an extremely warm, dimly lit, small bedroom barely large enough to swing a cat. Not suitable for punting.   

On her AW page, she professes to give "devine oral", and to have "oral skills to die for". I'd strongly disagree - her oral technique is very poor. It was lacklustre and forgettable. Zero deepthroat, barely sucking the bell-end - but to be fair, it was OWO.

The French kissing was very light, only pecks on the lips and again very forgettable. At one point she was licking my face which was quite unpleasant.

The sex itself was extrememly poor - mis, doggy and cowgirl. After about 10mins into the action, she assumed the role of mistress, which I didn't want her to do. She became very bossy - "sit here", "sit there", "play with your cock" "watch me play with myself". Then she proceeded to masterbate herself for around 5mins, wanting me to watch. WTF?! I haven't paid £100 for her to play with herself! When I tried to turn the punt round to what I wanted to do (after all I was the client), she turned aggressive. "A few minutes more", she barked, "don't stop me". WTF?!   

On her AW page, she professes to give a "mindblowing GFE" - not with me she didn't. It was extremely poor. Waste of time and money. I would've had a better time watching a porn flick.

Hard to believe this is the same girl I spent an hour with recently, had a better experience and OWO BJ was a positive for me, she was more sweet and innocent than dominant and seemed to be into what she was doing.
The venue well I agree swinging a cat would be risky I wouldn’t want to try and decor, lighting etc well I think you explained it well enough, I would visit again but the apartment would give a miss.
Not the best I had or the worst. Would of been more of a positive review from me but is too much effort, must of caught her on a good day.
I paid extra for facial but wasn’t disappointed, was hoping to see Jesse as she was my first choice but quite a popular little Romanian and was busy, hopefully get her before Tuesday as her arse looks fucking good.
Good luck with your next punt and I would say Norwich is not brilliant for choice overall, south east and midlands have more to offer but then I can be biast as it’s my stomping ground  :D

Offline PeteSmyth

My experience was pretty much the same...unfortunately
I won't be going back....
Very reassuring to know. After 6 years of punting, I've decided to give it up. I've had some decent punts - but the majority have been extremely poor. Mug's game  :timeout:

tender

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I have been doing this for about 4 odd years now..
Even the good ones become lazy!!...and start taking you for granted...dropping or canceling or even forgetting to cancel...
Most girls end up on my black list at some point...
I don't give them bad reviews because they were good at some point...(maybe I get board or they get too comfortable or lazy!)

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Had my first punt 28 years ago and had plenty of really good ones.
Have also had plenty of free shags in normal life and the ratio of good to bad is about the same.

Offline mibs40

I have been doing this for about 4 odd years now..
Even the good ones become lazy!!...and start taking you for granted...dropping or canceling or even forgetting to cancel...
Most girls end up on my black list at some point...
I don't give them bad reviews because they were good at some point...(maybe I get board or they get too comfortable or lazy!)

Have to say I feel the same - I travel a great deal for work so have visited many already reviewed on this site which so have not added much -I found this site all too late!
One particular girl in Bury St Edmunds I saw several time's and I have to say was the best by far.
At our last appointment I asked for something special; a particular outfit, she answered the door having just got out of the shower, hair all over the place like bloody medusa and not dressed as requested- christ I get as good a a service at home  :scare:

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And the girl in Bury St Edmunds is ???
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This profile popped up in an A/W search and she looks a little like another W/G I punted.

After some research on UKP, I found this review and thanks for the warning, OP  :hi: