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With zero on UKP and a bunch of simply "glowing" reports on AW, I went ahead with some trepidation and placed a booking with ayrshire harlot AKA "Cherry". She only works mornings and has to be finished no later than noon, preferring 11:30am as the latest finishing time. Tight window of opportunity.
COMMS - 10/10, all initiated via AW email which was nice and flirty, followed by some "sexting" when getting mobile numbers shared and then final directions to the locus. Absolutely well handled
LOCUS - 6/10, the property is in a not-terribly-nice part of Kilwinning and I defo wouldn't go there after dark if you want to keep your wheels
But given Cherry only takes bookings before noon, nae chance of being there after dark. I asked her about public transport (I drive to all punts in case of quick getaway needed
) and she said the treain station is barely a 5 minute walk away. Her house (and I now know she does live there) is pleasant enough and her bathroom and bedroom are both clean and warm
LOOKS - 5/10. This is where the neutral kicks in. Profile says
aged 31yo, 5'2" size 12 "with a big booty" and 32C chest. Well, I'd say age and height are bob-on but the rest was a letdown. She failed my "would I if seen in the pub" test - she's not ugly, just nothing special. She is basically short and dumpy with a large arse, big mum-tum and fainted tits. In fact, her tits have been sucked to oblivion and she is still lactating, which I discovered when I squeezed a nipple and got a face full of tittie milk
Cherry wore a body-stocking like the one on her profile pics and it was needed to hold in all the flesh! I'm sorry if this sounds picky, but I'm not a fan of jelly-bellies and fainted tits. If I was, I would just go shag burds my own age. But I pay to punt younger burds in an effort to get someone nice and tight so it's a
for looks
ACTION - 7/10 So, onto the bed, Cherry sucked my cock whilst I played with her pussy and inserted a plug in her butt. Took 3 fingers in her snatch no problem and a bit of finger fucking. It was OK but not terrific so decided to move onto fucking. Rolled on the dom and shagged her pussy in mish for a bit, then withdrew the plug and tried her ass. But I was struggling to keep wood and, on reflection, this was because I wasn't "into it" the same as I usually am. So changed position with her on top in her pussy then ass (which is when I got sprayed
) and then onto doggie in her ass for a finish. Loaded up the dom and that was me, 20 minutes in, done and dusted. Washed and wiped then fucked off to the real world.
CONCLUSION - 28/40 or 7/10 overall. Am I being picky? Well, others can judge. But on leaving, it was instantly forgettable and I won't venture back. Listen. Cherry has a great personality, she takes a good fucking and does A levels. But I just can't overlook the negatives of her flabby belly and fainted tits. If you're into chubbier girls then fill your boots.
