Lucy @Natural wellness - Soho

[yaa tere]

Was looking around soho and came across natural wellness in Brewer street where I did have a good experience before, a typical massage shop, two pretty EE girls were outside, stepped in and talked to the lady, 30 for 30, which is ok, moved to the room, the lady came along a very pretty Chinese girl came, her name was Lucy, nice round figure, amazing pair of boobs, speaks good English.

Went to the massage, was crap, but I don't care, she asked me to turn around and then asked if I want any extras, said yes and here it went wrong, for HR she ask for 50, negotiated down to 30, and 10 extra for a topless HR, total was 70, too much for this shit, a soho walk up is much better and half the price, the service was very mechanical and shitty, not recommended at all, also she said the EE girls ask for 80, are they crazy????

[Goldfinch]

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[Quagmire]

Was looking around soho and came across natural wellness in Brewer street where I did have a good experience before, a typical massage shop, two pretty EE girls were outside, stepped in and talked to the lady, 30 for 30, which is ok, moved to the room, the lady came along a very pretty Chinese girl came, her name was Lucy, nice round figure, amazing pair of boobs, speaks good English.

Went to the massage, was crap, but I don't care, she asked me to turn around and then asked if I want any extras, said yes and here it went wrong, for HR she ask for 50, negotiated down to 30, and 10 extra for a topless HR, total was 70, too much for this shit, a soho walk up is much better and half the price, the service was very mechanical and shitty, not recommended at all, also she said the EE girls ask for 80, are they crazy????

Soho/Chinatown are generally the areas to be avoided but natural wellness are among the worst shops when it comes to ripping off the customers (not sure if their other branch in Peter St still exists, read somewhere it had been shut down)
I know the girl who used  to work in SimpleRelax, right across the street from NW Brewer St. and can confirm what your masseuse told you about silly prices  in those places. Both shops employ EEs, mainly Romanians, who prey on drunks and tourists, especially in the summer (both shops are then open till 5am!) and keep pushing prices up. Avoid. Avoid! Avoid!

[NoHo]

That shops been closed for months and was a pop up charity shop which has now closed down as well.

[yaa tere]

Soho/Chinatown are generally the areas to be avoided but natural wellness are among the worst shops when it comes to ripping off the customers (not sure if their other branch in Peter St still exists, read somewhere it had been shut down)
I know the girl who used  to work in SimpleRelax, right across the street from NW Brewer St. and can confirm what your masseuse told you about silly prices  in those places. Both shops employ EEs, mainly Romanians, who prey on drunks and tourists, especially in the summer (both shops are then open till 5am!) and keep pushing prices up. Avoid. Avoid! Avoid!

Couldn't agree more, its much better to go for a good WG for 30min for 80 or a little bit more and get a good service, this is shit

[sparkus]

A topless wank in a Soho TCM for 70 is on the lighter side, so consider yourself lucky if not fancied!

[yaa tere]

A topless wank in a Soho TCM for 70 is on the lighter side, so consider yourself lucky if not fancied!

Its crazy, seen this beauty for 80quids only, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=189978.0 
can you imagine getting full service for 80, and this shity mechanical service for 70

[Quagmire]

A topless wank in a Soho TCM for 70 is on the lighter side, so consider yourself lucky if not fancied!

Once you get to know the area, shops and girls you can find real gems @reasonable prices. Everwells are generally good VFM. Place in Withcomb St gets many positive reviews, even semi-independent girls hanging around Little Newport St near Leicester Square tube are open to negotiations, but if you're new to London massage scene, tourist or just visiting the capital- Soho/Chinatown is probably best avoided, especially parlours open till late , around brewer St/Wardour St jct. They have now replaced infamous clip joints where tourists used to be ripped off

[pepsicolaboy]

They have now replaced infamous clip joints where tourists used to be ripped off

Thats good to hear if they genuinely are all closed. A proper historical stain on the London punting landscape IMO

However often pimps approach you when walking through Soho and nearby offering girls, I wonder if it leads to the same situation 

[sparkus]

Once you get to know the area, shops and girls you can find real gems @reasonable prices. Everwells are generally good VFM. Place in Withcomb St gets many positive reviews, even semi-independent girls hanging around Little Newport St near Leicester Square tube are open to negotiations, but if you're new to London massage scene, tourist or just visiting the capital- Soho/Chinatown is probably best avoided, especially parlours open till late , around brewer St/Wardour St jct. They have now replaced infamous clip joints where tourists used to be ripped off

Everwells are generally solid at 20, 30, 40. The upsell tends to be for more time.

Whitcomb Street is Sante, home to Yaya (non merci) and busty Shirley who must have shares in the banks as her rates are ridiculous.