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External Link/Members OnlyI've seen Sidney on AW for years now and always considered paying her a visit. Although clearly no supermodel, there was something about her pics that turned me on in a dirty cougar sort of way. Decided to finally take the plunge and arranged a booking with her via text. £70 for 30mins.
Things didn't begin well as once I got to the B15 postcode she gave me there were several apartment blocks and Sidney's instructions on which was hers were terrible. I was wandering from building to building feeling extremely indiscreet for about 10mins until I found it.
Unfortunately things didn't improve once I got to her flat. The profile pics are clearly quite old now and I found myself singularly unattracted to the woman who greeted me. I probably should have walked at that point tbh. Instead I hoped that things would improve, sorted the paperwork and took a shower.
The punt itself was similarly uninspiring. A brief, mechanical blowjob kicked things off before Sidney straddled me for cowgirl. I wasn't enjoying this at all and perhaps she sensed it as she soon suggested we switch to doggy. The one good thing I will say is that Sidney has a pretty nice arse; large, reasonably firm and cellulite-free. I couldn't even enjoy this though as the bed was incredibly noisy which was very offputting. After a few mins I just wanted to cut my losses and go, so asked her to tug me off to completion.
This is only the second negative I've given in 30+ reviews and tbf it wasn't as bad as the other one. Sidney wasn't rude or dishonest about her services, but I just didn't enjoy this punt in the slightest and as such can't recommend her even for a basic pump & dump.
