Royal Thai Orchid Massage Cheltenham

[BillyPoison]

So here i am in Cheltenham on a cold and windy Friday. Sat in my hotel i started to get real bad shivers and thought a hot oil massage might defrost me a little. I grab my phone and start googling. I come up with.

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So i thought id give it a go.

It is situated in a busy street in Cheltenham. Just like the wdbsite says, its two doors to the left of The Everyman Theatre. It is situated on the first floor and shares its entrance with a cheese shop so very easy to go in without anyone grinning at you etc.

I walk up and into reception to be met by two very nice Thai ladies, late twenties early thirties. Offered one hour for £40. I really only wanted half an hour and so was offered a 2 girl four hand massage 30mins for £40. I thought why the hell not. Off i went to a private comfortable cubicle and asked to undress. I asked for a glass of water and got one delivered.

Led face down the girls started their work. One at my head, the other on my legs. Absolute heaven. After a few minutes the girl at my head got onto the table with her feet each side of my head. She then grabbed my hands and placed them on her thighs. ( they were both dressed in  tight leggings i must add).  Gorgeous ass and legs. The other girl doing my legs was giving me credit card swipes like crazy whilst oiling up my butt hole and asked if i would like anything nice. She slid her hand up between my legs and oiled up my old man even with me lying face down which felt incredible. How the fuck do you say no to that. I agreed 20 quid each more for a four hand happy ending. Another 20 each on top of that and they would go topless. Too expensive so declined the offer. Anyway led on my back with them one either side of me, my hands playing with their clothed tits n ass i got a fantastic unrushed hand job. One of them had their finger up my ass at this point.

Absolutely lovely chatty genuinely nice girls giving a great service. I plan a return visit. I should have enquired about full sex but was happy with what i had. If anyone did go and get the full monty id love to hear the details.

[PeachyAssFan]

I like your excuse for visiting Sounds great and ust the job. Glad you had a good time.

[Yanusmc]

So here i am in Cheltenham on a cold and windy Friday. Sat in my hotel i started to get real bad shivers and thought a hot oil massage might defrost me a little. I grab my phone and start googling. I come up with.

External Link/Members Only

So i thought id give it a go.

It is situated in a busy street in Cheltenham. Just like the wdbsite says, its two doors to the left of The Everyman Theatre. It is situated on the first floor and shares its entrance with a cheese shop so very easy to go in without anyone grinning at you etc.

I walk up and into reception to be met by two very nice Thai ladies, late twenties early thirties. Offered one hour for £40. I really only wanted half an hour and so was offered a 2 girl four hand massage 30mins for £40. I thought why the hell not. Off i went to a private comfortable cubicle and asked to undress. I asked for a glass of water and got one delivered.

Led face down the girls started their work. One at my head, the other on my legs. Absolute heaven. After a few minutes the girl at my head got onto the table with her feet each side of my head. She then grabbed my hands and placed them on her thighs. ( they were both dressed in  tight leggings i must add).  Gorgeous ass and legs. The other girl doing my legs was giving me credit card swipes like crazy whilst oiling up my butt hole and asked if i would like anything nice. She slid her hand up between my legs and oiled up my old man even with me lying face down which felt incredible. How the fuck do you say no to that. I agreed 20 quid each more for a four hand happy ending. Another 20 each on top of that and they would go topless. Too expensive so declined the offer. Anyway led on my back with them one either side of me, my hands playing with their clothed tits n ass i got a fantastic unrushed hand job. One of them had their finger up my ass at this point.

Absolutely lovely chatty genuinely nice girls giving a great service. I plan a return visit. I should have enquired about full sex but was happy with what i had. If anyone did go and get the full monty id love to hear the details.

Been a few times, enquired about a BJ and it's a 100% no.  Naked with HE is the most you will get but it's pricey.

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@BillyPoison

Great review.  I've seen Escorts in London (lots of reviews & lots of photos).  I've also been to many high street famous brand massage places.

So what you're describing is new for me.  Interestingly their gumtree add says strictly not a sexual service - so I wonder how you bring the subject up - if it doesn't happen naturally like it did for you.

Also how intimidating is the whole receptionist process when you first go in - for a newbie like me.

And if a girl appears and not attractive, are you allowed to say "is there a choice".  Which again, is something you probably wouldn't say at a normal massage place.

So I just want to make sure i'm fully prepared.

Also, is Indigo and Royal Orchid one and the same place?  Or are they just incredibly close together?

Also, have you been anywhere else in Cheltenham?

Thanks in advance!

[Yanusmc]

@BillyPoison

Great review.  I've seen Escorts in London (lots of reviews & lots of photos).  I've also been to many high street famous brand massage places.

So what you're describing is new for me.  Interestingly their gumtree add says strictly not a sexual service - so I wonder how you bring the subject up - if it doesn't happen naturally like it did for you.

Also how intimidating is the whole receptionist process when you first go in - for a newbie like me.

And if a girl appears and not attractive, are you allowed to say "is there a choice".  Which again, is something you probably wouldn't say at a normal massage place.

So I just want to make sure i'm fully prepared.

Also, is Indigo and Royal Orchid one and the same place?  Or are they just incredibly close together?

Also, have you been anywhere else in Cheltenham?

Thanks in advance!

All these questions have been answered several times, so have a browse of the forums.

[houseboot]

@BillyPoison

Great review.  I've seen Escorts in London (lots of reviews & lots of photos).  I've also been to many high street famous brand massage places.

So what you're describing is new for me.  Interestingly their gumtree add says strictly not a sexual service - so I wonder how you bring the subject up - if it doesn't happen naturally like it did for you.

Also how intimidating is the whole receptionist process when you first go in - for a newbie like me.

And if a girl appears and not attractive, are you allowed to say "is there a choice".  Which again, is something you probably wouldn't say at a normal massage place.

So I just want to make sure i'm fully prepared.

Also, is Indigo and Royal Orchid one and the same place?  Or are they just incredibly close together?

Also, have you been anywhere else in Cheltenham?

Thanks in advance!

Gumtree does not allow adverts for sexual services which is why most adverts include the disclaimer "no sexual services".

If you ring/text or ask at reception, they will probably deny anything other than massage takes place.

In some places this is true, ie they are strictly legit, however, in most of them there will be a HE on offer, sometimes more, BUT it depends on the shop and the girl ..... there are no guarantees.

"Massage shops" are different to "Massage Parlours", the former is mainly about massage and you will generally get who is available, the latter is mainly about FS and you may get a "parade" of girls.

[BillyPoison]

Indigo is a different place but share the same front door. Dont worry you wont be  asked. You will. Its how they make their money. Best half hour ive dpent in a long time. Still gives me a hard on just thinking about it.

[realpunter]

Thanks for the review and details - this part of the game has been so far off my radar I'm curiously tempted to try it out. Thanks!

[Yanusmc]

Thanks for the review and details - this part of the game has been so far off my radar I'm curiously tempted to try it out. Thanks!

Maybe you can do your first review too

[Craftman]

@Billy do you happen to know the names of the girls you seen? Tia.

[houseboot]

@Billy do you happen to know the names of the girls you seen? Tia.

Poy, Bee and Ree.

They say they are sisters and I've no reason to doubt that.

[Craftman]

Poy, Bee and Ree.

They say they are sisters and I've no reason to doubt that.

Thanks for the quick response, I was after the names of the 2 in particular on the review as it sounds like something I'd enjoy.

Thanks again 

[houseboot]

I have seen Bee by herself twice.

I have seen Poy (the eldest) and Ree (the youngest) together twice. Highly recommended, addictive and expensive.

See here too:-

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=185444.msg1942469#msg1942469