Author Topic: Hollie an agency lass out of Playmates - Leeds  (Read 3159 times)

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My ongoing hunt for new blonde pussy to fuck again led me back to Playmates door. I’d seen Hollie’s profile as soon as it appeared at the end of January 2017 and being a chancer, there were no photos available, I instantly added her to my “I’m so gonna fuck you” hotlist as I just can’t help myself when it comes to size 6/8 blondes.

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The short version.

This punt started well but it eventually left me deflated, frustrated and pissed off.

The booking process.

Typical Playmates. A couple of text messages to the agency goalkeeper and that was that.

Services requested and confirmed, dress request and wine selection made.

Time and place confirmed.

Simples and just how I like it. GAME ON !!!

The waiting game.

What waiting game ?? This was an agency punt so they just don’t work like that.

The Venue.

A sensible apartment in the “La Dock” area of Leeds.
 
First I am going to describe her.

Actually I’ll let Playmates do that first….

Hollie is a stunning and petite fire cracker!! This girl is drop dead gorgeous with an all natural petite size 8 figure and a 32C bust. She loves to keep fit and works hard to keep in great shape.

Hollie has stunningly pretty looks with flowing long blonde hair and a very pretty face. She's always immaculately dressed and is a real show stopper.


….and I have to say IMHO that isn’t far off.

Hollie is IMHO an absolutely stunning 5’5” tall size 6/8 blonde bombshell. Well actually she’s a brunette that’s had her hair dyed blonde.

I reckon her stats are 32-24-34 and that she weighs no more than 8 stone. Hollie’s tits are natural and I’d say they are the C cup that is claimed. There’s no doubt in my mind that she’s a tidy package, she ain’t fat that is for sure, albeit she’s got a little bit of a belly left over from Christmas that she told me needs taking to the gym.

Fuck me what an arse she’s got. It’s well peachy and “demanding” of a good slap.

Facially I found Hollie to be stunningly attractive and I found her myself “drowning” in her dark brown eyes. I’d go so far as to say that she’s model pretty that she’s a head turner and I proper fancied her. I would say that though as I’ve got a weakness for size 8 blondes.

Hollie likes her ink. She’s got a number of well done, not too IMHO in your face, tattoos that I would describe as being “girly”. She likes her piercings, she's had her ears, nose, navel, a nipple and I think her tongue done as well.

Age wise I reckon that the 27 stated is a little generous and I reckon that if a couple of years was added that would be about right. She told me she was 30 when I asked her in the room.

I am though as ever conscious that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just because I found Hollie to be stunningly good looking doesn’t mean the next punter will agree with me.

Have to state that I was absolutely delighted with the lass that was going to suck and fuck me.

The meeting.

I arrived at the venue with 15 minutes to spare let the agency know I was there. I got a call back with 5 minutes to go and the flat number was provided. So off I trotted.

My knock on the door was met by the sound of heels and my heart stated to race. Hollie did the hiding thing and all I can say for the sight that greeted is fuck me silly as I died and went to punting heaven. Hollie looked absolutely stunning in a tiny black silk teddy and 4” heels. Not what I’d requested but I instantly forgave her the oversight as I asked her to do me a 360 and told her how damned good I thought she looked.

Into the lounge/kitchen for a chat as I put the wine in the fridge. Services were discussed, no bum fun, rough stuff or facials and yes CIM was on the menu. I made a specific point about wanting to see how good a cock sucker she was and that I expected her to try her damnedest to get her nose to touch my belly as she sucked my dick. We then had a grope at each other and a kiss, closed mouth on Hollies part without tongue, and then into the shower I went.

I shot in and out of that shower like a man that was about to fuck a FAF blonde stunner to find Hollie still in the lounge on her phone. Her phone got put down as she asked me to help her remove the teddy. Bye bye teddy as I now asked her to put her hands behind her back, took a hold of her thumbs in one hand, bent her over and slapped her arse with my free hand. That got a giggle and a squeal out of her. Hollie then led me to the bedroom sat down on the edge of the bed and asked me “what you want me to do” so I waved my now hardening cock at her.

What followed was an ok blowjob. Hollie got about ½ my length in her before backing off and asking me to get onto the bed so that she could get proper stuck in. Hollie has a nice mouth and I was enjoying what she was doing BUT it wasn’t what I’d asked for so I told her to try harder. Much better in terms of depth, my balls also now got licked and sucked, but certainly not full on DT like what I asked for.

Time for a change as I asked her to hop off the bed and stand for me. I then without warning shoved her on the bed and pounced on her. I pinned her hands to the bed above her head and went in for a kiss with the intention of then going for a good lick. Hollie’s kissing again was closed mouth so I stopped and asked her what the issue was to be told she doesn’t kiss punters with tongues and that was for relationships. Have to say I was a little annoyed so I told her straight that she should have mentioned it when we had the “initial” discussion as I’d have walked if she’d been honest with me.

Back to licking as I worked my way down her body, and what a body it is, past her tits, still wearing her bra at this point, removed her thong and then got stuck in. Hollie has a nice tidy fanny with small labia and a buried clit. She was slightly bristly which was IMHO consistent with having shaved that morning. No issues with fingering as I played hunt the g-spot and licked and slobbered away. Fuck me she’s got a really tight fanny which started to get nice and wet as I played with it. Couldn’t help myself as I also gave her a rimming. I don’t think I fetched her off and TBH I wasn’t that bothered if I had or hadn’t.

Condom time and then Hollie mounted me in cowgirl. Fuck me she really is tight as she then bounced and ground away before suggesting a change. Hollie suggested that I bend her over but I wasn’t having any of that yet. My response being reverse which she obliged with albeit there was the caveat of “don’t ask for me to put my feet down” which translated to “I ain’t doing squatting as it fucking kills my legs” which was fine by me as she looked damned good as she rode me. Reverse progressed to her legs under my legs reverse until Hollie started to get tired, which with hindsight wasn’t that long. Hollie then suggested doggie again which I counted with “on your back girl” as I wanted to go ontop. I then bent her double and got stuck in for some full on deepstick as I gave her a good pounding. Hollie then again suggested a change, as me being ontop was making her abit sore, and this time I agreed to get behind her for doggie. Hollie assumed the position and I started to ease my way into her. Well that wasn’t happening as she’d dried up, “that’ll explain the getting a bit sore” , so I applied a bit of lube as I was concerned about splitting the condom and then I was in. She’s no passive fuck this one BUT and FFS we just didn’t seem able to find a rhythm and my cock melted.

Not the way I wanted round one to end.

The wine now got opened. Hollie then asked if I minded her having a smoke, which I didn’t, as she hung out of the window while we chatted.
 
I have a bag of toys and in that bag is a large number of dildos and some rope. My toy bag seemed to have got Hollies attention and to my surprise she now let me tie her up. Not going to say how I tied her up but it was fun and we both seemed to enjoy that part of the booking.

Back into the room, having selected an anal weapon, which Hollie now took great pleasure fucking my arse with while sucking and wanking my cock. FFS she nearly had me more than once BUT she couldn’t finish me off as she kept losing her rhythm which to say the least was rather frustrating.

Dildo out my arse and a quick clean up.

Time for more licking and fingering before I asked her to lie on her belly as I was now going to give her a good fucking in prone bone. Hell yes what a fucking it was as I raised her up from laying on the bed to doggie. Déjà vu time as again the rhythm just wasn’t there and my fucking cock melted.

This is where the punt went to shit in my mind as Hollie now said to me “I don’t think I can make you cum” which of course elicited the response “TRY HARDER !!!” but being a gentleman I bit my lip and instead suggested Hollie give me a hand job as there was at this stage about 40 minutes left.

Baby oil time as Hollie now gave me a rather good hand job. FFS she had the opportunity to finish me off there and then but no instead she started to moan that her wrist was starting to hurt. Hollie then suggested I fuck her again. On with the condom and I fucked her from behind as I stood and she knelt on the bed. One guess what fucking happened as the rhythm again wasn’t there and my dick lost all interest.

Only one thing for it as I abandoned all hope of expelling my baby batter and went for a shower..

I returned to the room to find Hollie getting ready for her next client. The payment now got sorted and that was it I was off.

No kiss and a hug at the door.

I got back to my car 3 hours and 15 minutes after I left it so time management was just about spot-on.
 
The money bit.

I paid Hollie £370 for 3 hours of her time. It should have been £390 but I got a small discount by mentioning another place.

In conclusion.

It’s been a long time since I walked out of a punt as frustrated as what I did after this one. This punt should have been a green as all the signs where there for a marvellous experience. As it is Hollie seemed to give up. For this and because of Hollies apparent lack of stamina, her piss poor kissing and the somewhat annoying fact that after 3 hours I didn’t cum I’ve red carded her.

Last but not least.

The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is not a chance.

I am though as ever conscious that YMMV and just because my meeting with Hollie didn’t live up to my expectations doesn't mean that she won’t deliver for someone other than me.




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This is one of your red cards with green elements (FAF, pretty and a right puss). I wonder if she might be more suited to a shorter session.  :unknown:

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This is one of your red cards with green elements (FAF, pretty and a right puss). I wonder if she might be more suited to a shorter session. :unknown:

That was exactly what I "said" to the goalkeeper post punt.

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Odd that she is FAF and still has no photo's on her profiles :unknown: Sounds like you made a good choice, looks wise at least.

It's all down to attitude once again and a half-hearted performance is not good enough when we are paying top dollar.

Onwards and upwards :hi:


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Sounds inexperienced and not expecting someone to not cum within 3 hours. Hopefully it will be lesson learnt and she will improve. Sounds like my cup of tea

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Odd that she is FAF and still has no photo's on her profiles :unknown: Sounds like you made a good choice, looks wise at least.

It's all down to attitude once again and a half-hearted performance is not good enough when we are paying top dollar.


Oh she's definitely FAF of that IMHO there is no doubt.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

I made a point that I don't cum quick and that she'd have to work for it. If she'd put the effort in then I would have given ger a grey or maybe even a green BUT her "surrender" pissed me off.

Classic case of YMMV.  :dash: :dash:

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Sounds inexperienced and not expecting someone to not cum within 3 hours. Hopefully it will be lesson learnt and she will improve. Sounds like my cup of tea

I just don't think she's suited to longer bookings with a punter that's "hard work" as she told me she'd been in the game for some time on the other side of the hills.  :dash: :dash:

Even if she does up her game I won't be going back to her after this. Plenty more fish and all that.

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Oh she's definitely FAF of that IMHO there is no doubt.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

I made a point that I don't cum quick and that she'd have to work for it. If she'd put the effort in then I would have given ger a grey or maybe even a green BUT her "surrender" pissed me off.

Classic case of YMMV.  :dash: :dash:

If playmates and IK do not have a ''Mr Fishy Foo'' section as part of their induction they are missing a trick imo  :lol:

Sorry to hear of a shit one!

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If playmates and IK do not have a ''Mr Fishy Foo'' section as part of their induction they are missing a trick imo  :lol:


Wouldn't work IMHO.

I would expect all lasses to behave as if they were going to be reviewed regardless of who the punter is. That way they will perform at the top of their game at all times. IMHO there is no excuse for not doing so and that more than anything is what pissed me off with this punt. The kissing I can forgive the lack of effort I cannot.

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Wouldn't work IMHO.

I would expect all lasses to behave as if they were going to be reviewed regardless of who the punter is. That way they will perform at the top of their game at all times. IMHO there is no excuse for not doing so and that more than anything is what pissed me off with this punt. The kissing I can forgive the lack of effort I cannot.

True that

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Dude don't take this wrong way... But how big are you downstairs 😂😂😂 i keep envisaging a gladiator on your reviews lol

Cheers for another epic read

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Dude don't take this wrong way... But how big are you downstairs 😂😂😂 i keep envisaging a gladiator on your reviews
What, one of those Roman gladiators with a shield and a SHORT sword   :lol:

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Dude don't take this wrong way... But how big are you downstairs 😂😂😂 i keep envisaging a gladiator on your reviews lol

Cheers for another epic read

PMSL.  :D :D

Big enough you cheeky twat.  :lol: :lol:

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What, one of those Roman gladiators with a shield and a SHORT sword   :lol:

You too are a cheeky twat MrMTB.  :P :D :P

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Wouldn't work IMHO.

I would expect all lasses to behave as if they were going to be reviewed regardless of who the punter is. That way they will perform at the top of their game at all times. IMHO there is no excuse for not doing so and that more than anything is what pissed me off with this punt. The kissing I can forgive the lack of effort I cannot.

Good point, effort should be a given.

I do wonder whether girls think about reviews... the more savvy ones must do - AV, starnat, Midori, Candice etc. But agency girls seem to come and go fairly quickly. My gut feeling is that the majority of them are, quite literally, in it to make a quick buck and fuck off. The ones that aren't will generally provide a good service from day one.

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Good point, effort should be a given.

I do wonder whether girls think about reviews... the more savvy ones must do - AV, starnat, Midori, Candice etc. But agency girls seem to come and go fairly quickly. My gut feeling is that the majority of them are, quite literally, in it to make a quick buck and fuck off. The ones that aren't will generally provide a good service from day one.

I agree many agency lasses do exactly that. The ones that stick around tend to "play the field" with SA and AWank profiles as well as their agency persona.

Even with the good indies, I'd class the ones you've listed in that category, dependent on when you see them depends on how much YMMV. Your Candice review being a classic example of this.

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I agree many agency lasses do exactly that. The ones that stick around tend to "play the field" with SA and AWank profiles as well as their agency persona.

Even with the good indies, I'd class the ones you've listed in that category, dependent on when you see them depends on how much YMMV. Your Candice review being a classic example of this.

True. My visit to the Candii shop still irks me  :wacko:

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True. My visit to the Candii shop still irks me  :wacko:

....and there's the rinse. At £150ph would you dare go back to more of the same ??  :unknown: :unknown:

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....and there's the rinse. At £150ph would you dare go back to more of the same ??  :unknown: :unknown:

Well... even with the abundance of positive reviews she has, and has had since I saw her, and the knowledge she's one of the hottest women I've had my dick in (top 3, paid or unpaid)... No, I haven't.

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Bring back Gaby and Daniella at playmates they have never been bettered for me :drinks:

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Fishy, Sorry to hear about this red card, her service and attitude doesn’t look upto standard for the price paid, one to avoid for sure.