New with a couple questions

[BigLad89]

Hi,

Some will have seen that I'm new to this "hobby" and ive got a couple questions to ask you pro's, hope you dont mind.


1. Do parlour girls require STD checks to work there?

2. Punter etiquette; If your waiting in a parlour and theres other punters there, do you sit in awkward silence or chat?

there's properly loads more to ask but cant think of them right now.

[Corus Boy]

1. No, but many will.

2. Silence, except the sound of pages turning from the porn mag pages. 

[smiths]

Hi,

Some will have seen that I'm new to this "hobby" and ive got a couple questions to ask you pro's, hope you dont mind.


1. Do parlour girls require STD checks to work there?

2. Punter etiquette; If your waiting in a parlour and theres other punters there, do you sit in awkward silence or chat?

there's properly loads more to ask but cant think of them right now.

1. I wouldnt bank my health on it, i trust NO ONE has really been checked so do what i know is certain, look after my own health and take the risks punting that i am prepared to take. Even a certificate is out of date as soon as the tests are done.

2. I would chat, thats because i go to parties so like and enjoy talking to other punters. However, if they didnt wish to chat i would stop and sit in silence. In the Parlours i have been in in recent years they tried to ensure i didnt see any other punters let alone have time to sit and chat to them.

[Dani]

1. I wouldnt bank my health on it, i trust NO ONE has really been checked so do what i know is certain, look after my own health and take the risks punting that i am prepared to take. Even a certificate is out of date as soon as the tests are done.

Too right.  Never ever assume when it comes to your own sexual health.  If you have to assume then it is best to assume that no one takes care of their own sexual health so wont give a stuff about yours.  That way you are always sure to protect yourself and not rely on someone else who may or may not get tested but will say they do any way

[James999]

1. Do parlour girls require STD checks to work there?

Most parlours are flexible, provided the girl is willing to shag the boss she can work there even if she hasn't gto an STD 

2. Punter etiquette; If your waiting in a parlour and theres other punters there, do you sit in awkward silence or chat?

You usually get yoru cocks out and compare, sometimes if there's a bi guy there you can get a blowie while you're waiting 

[smiths]

1. No, but many will.

2. Silence, except the sound of pages turning from the porn mag pages. 

How do you know its many CB?

[wristjob]

How do you know its many CB?

it's a business like any other - and the better ones get business from their reputation. Loads of diseases will lose business and if the punters catch them then they might get put off coming. No guarantees of course.

[smiths]

it's a business like any other - and the better ones get business from their reputation. Loads of diseases will lose business and if the punters catch them then they might get put off coming. No guarantees of course.

You said it, no guarantees of course. As i said i trust no one, the unprovable is no good to me as its all guess work totally reliant on WGs who are highly unlikely to be truthful and admit they dont get checked on a regular basis. In fact its in their financial interest to say they do get checked out as they will know thats what punters want to hear.

I imagine some WGs do get checked out on a regular basis, i just dont know which ones so its no use to me.

[Pompoy123]

I like to sit and sing 'Candle in the Wind' when I go. Sometimes some of the other punters join in. ' Well it seems to me that you live your life….' 

[SirFrank]

First punt I ever had was in a parlour. Went with my mate after a nigh out. We are both very chatty and sat in the waiting room chatting and laughing like fuck. Also talking to other punters, some of whom were seriously fucking odd. There was also a few builders there from up t'north. One of them thought me and my mate were gay and did actually say it in a jokey way. He was acting the hard man etc but couldn't get fucking wood. He was like a broken man. First experience of punting was shit. I'll never do a parlour.

Unless I knew the girl well i wouldn't believe her if she told me she was clean etc. take plenty of precautions - always use condoms