Joanna of Joanna & Danielle's Massage/ MassageInChingford

[pepsicolaboy]

Joanna & Danielle's Massage
07952310691
External Link/Members Only

Recently went and finally got to see the boss 'Joanne' at this place, as she doesnt often work.

House is a stone throw from Chingford Audi, free car parking in the small retail park’s carpark next door to Audi.
Opted for half hour naked tantric for £50.00

I was initially a little disapointed on meeting her as I was expecting some tall, statuesque 30 something milf (just assumed some strict milfy 'boss' figure in my head)...

She was a short 20 something blonde maybe size 12...think Barbara Windsor and the same age as when she was in Carry On Films  ...with nice big jugs. She curvy, not super toned but by no means I would call her fat. Basically in retrospect perfect size and proportions for body to body 

Very friendly and good attitute and I warmed to her within like 30 seconds thank f_ck.

Really good massage and body body/tantric, she was all over me and the table. I am very happy to say this is the best in terms of skills, massage (certianly tantric) I have had since I started massages end of 2017. Without doubt she is the best in her ‘company’ 

It was highly erotic and sexually charged, which I was very suprised it was - despite no sex/minimal sexual touching allowed from me – I guess that’s a testament to her ‘knowing what shes doing’. Prostate tease/massage and handjob felt frigging amazing.

(I rubbed my hand on her pussy once and she gently slapped my wrist away and said 'naughty.' I actually respect her as we chatted after about her boundaries generally...)

I would return, as it felt so sexual 

Sorry if this is not laid out as well as I normally do it

Overall Rating - compared to all my other Punts (massage and sexual)
7.5/8 out of 10 for the punt
Made me feel really good - even massaged me after I nutted, nice touch

Looks Rating

Thats a hard one to say for sure, its less visual that sexual meet
6/6.5 at a push out of 10

As a massage punt specifically Rating
8.5/9 out of 10
limited touching with her knocks it down

Value for money rating
Considering the You & Me crew charge £90.00 for same service with far less expertise:
10/10

p.s. Also saw a new girl there last week, really good, review to come

[Gooner]

Will finally visit this place since Gina has gone.

[Love2come]

Joanna & Danielle's Massage
07952310691
External Link/Members Only

Recently went and finally got to see the boss 'Joanne' at this place, as she doesnt often work.

House is a stone throw from Chingford Audi, free car parking in the small retail park’s carpark next door to Audi.
Opted for half hour naked tantric for £50.00

I was initially a little disapointed on meeting her as I was expecting some tall, statuesque 30 something milf (just assumed some strict milfy 'boss' figure in my head)...

She was a short 20 something blonde maybe size 12...think Barbara Windsor and the same age as when she was in Carry On Films  ...with nice big jugs. She curvy, not super toned but by no means I would call her fat. Basically in retrospect perfect size and proportions for body to body 

Very friendly and good attitute and I warmed to her within like 30 seconds thank f_ck.

Really good massage and body body/tantric, she was all over me and the table. I am very happy to say this is the best in terms of skills, massage (certianly tantric) I have had since I started massages end of 2017. Without doubt she is the best in her ‘company’ 

It was highly erotic and sexually charged, which I was very suprised it was - despite no sex/minimal sexual touching allowed from me – I guess that’s a testament to her ‘knowing what shes doing’. Prostate tease/massage and handjob felt frigging amazing.

(I rubbed my hand on her pussy once and she gently slapped my wrist away and said 'naughty.' I actually respect her as we chatted after about her boundaries generally...)

I would return, as it felt so sexual 

Sorry if this is not laid out as well as I normally do it

Overall Rating - compared to all my other Punts (massage and sexual)
7.5/8 out of 10 for the punt
Made me feel really good - even massaged me after I nutted, nice touch

Looks Rating

Thats a hard one to say for sure, its less visual that sexual meet
6/6.5 at a push out of 10

As a massage punt specifically Rating
8.5/9 out of 10
limited touching with her knocks it down

Value for money rating
Considering the You & Me crew charge £90.00 for same service with far less expertise:
10/10

p.s. Also saw a new girl there last week, really good, review to come

Great review. What's the name of the new girl you saw?

[PleadInsanity]

Great review. What's the name of the new girl you saw?

It's in the first line of the review 'Joanne'.

[pepsicolaboy]

It's in the first line of the review 'Joanne'.

No I mentioned at the end a new girl, name is Kirstina and she is excellent punt (IMO)  and new to massage, which I was shocked about because she gave me a great tantric massage - must be a fast learner 

Ill sort my review out this weekend, she is next working tomorrow and I am hoping to go down for round 2.

She is not working Mon-Fri schedule yet, I was texted she was going to be working this Sat-Sun but seems just Sun, f_ck knows 

 

[Adamsky90210]

No I mentioned at the end a new girl, name is Kirstina and she is excellent punt (IMO)  and new to massage, which I was shocked about because she gave me a great tantric massage - must be a fast learner 

Ill sort my review out this weekend, she is next working tomorrow and I am hoping to go down for round 2.

She is not working Mon-Fri schedule yet, I was texted she was going to be working this Sat-Sun but seems just Sun, f_ck knows 

 

Hey pepsi, k

Kristina is working tomorrow, and I'm looking to go see her tomorrow. Any chance you could give a quick description of her appearance and her service? Is it very erotic?

I usually see Victoria and her b2b is amazing.

[Adamsky90210]

Or any chance you could post the review tonight?

[brownie]

i visited today and sad new indeed danielle has now retired !

i went for £80 45 mins B2B and got a assisted shower after from joanna.

[pepsicolaboy]

Or any chance you could post the review tonight?

Bear with me im writing at least 1 other review as we speak 

i visited today and sad new indeed danielle has now retired !

i went for £80 45 mins B2B and got a assisted shower after from joanna.

I can see (from reading) that 'Danielle' was a fan favourite but I found her the least sexual of the ladies ive seen there, probably because of that I didnt see her much and didnt see what sort of touching I could do 

She is definately the best looking and nicest body out of all them ive seen 

Joanna is really cool, great attitude

[Adamsky90210]

I've got a booking with her tomorrow. Could you just let me know hows she is facially and body wise? And also how erotic she in term on cc swiped reach unders? And does she allow touching? It would really help as I may cancel and wait for Victoria to come back. Just one sentence on both would be enough.

[Love2come]

No I mentioned at the end a new girl, name is Kirstina and she is excellent punt (IMO)  and new to massage, which I was shocked about because she gave me a great tantric massage - must be a fast learner 

Ill sort my review out this weekend, she is next working tomorrow and I am hoping to go down for round 2.

She is not working Mon-Fri schedule yet, I was texted she was going to be working this Sat-Sun but seems just Sun, f_ck knows 

 

Thanks for that much appreciated.

[Love2come]

No I mentioned at the end a new girl, name is Kirstina and she is excellent punt (IMO)  and new to massage, which I was shocked about because she gave me a great tantric massage - must be a fast learner 

Ill sort my review out this weekend, she is next working tomorrow and I am hoping to go down for round 2.

She is not working Mon-Fri schedule yet, I was texted she was going to be working this Sat-Sun but seems just Sun, f_ck knows 

 

What is Kristina like looks / body wise please?

[pepsicolaboy]

Petite and slim Size 6 or 8? tits are small

Promoted as 29 but she is older

If you contact the number they may provide/send a picture if shes not yet on their website

 

[Love2come]

Petite and slim Size 6 or 8? tits are small

Promoted as 29 but she is older

If you contact the number they may provide/send a picture if shes not yet on their website

 

Thank you.

[Buzz666]

I think I had kristina for a 40 min massage and happy ending

She just worked on the legs and then massaged the balls, then when time was neerly up told me I have to cum, she did let me feel her arse(not much there, not even a handful)

[pepsicolaboy]

Hello, where you not sure who you saw? 

 

[pepsicolaboy]

Hello Troll

there are no girls in their 40s let alone 50s working there

banned in 3-2-1 

Edit: Troll already banned and deleted 

[Sparta Prada]

Hello Troll

there are no girls in their 40s let alone 50s working there

banned in 3-2-1 

Edit: Troll already banned and deleted 

I saw Monika a few weeks ago. She’s definitely in this age bracket. Review to follow.

[pepsicolaboy]

I saw Monika a few weeks ago. She’s definitely in this age bracket. Review to follow.

Not doubting you but from my notes her first day was 4th Feb, as I was a BETA tester lol

She is not in her 40s or 50s IMO  , id say early 30s (at a push late 30s & in very good shape for her age if she is)

However she is not the 29 she was marketed to me at lol

 

Edit: Just looked on their site and noticed a new girl 'Sandra' that I havent heard of, has anyone seen her?

[Sparta Prada]

Not doubting you but from my notes her first day was 4th Feb, as I was a BETA tester lol

She is not in her 40s or 50s IMO  , id say early 30s (at a push late 30s & in very good shape for her age if she is)

However she is not the 29 she was marketed to me at lol

 

Edit: Just looked on their site and noticed a new girl 'Sandra' that I havent heard of, has anyone seen her?

Are you doubting when I saw her, or the age I think she is? Or both?

[pepsicolaboy]

Hello

I have my dates wrong, apologies 'Sparta Prada' - I have made a mistake

I am saying I have a different opinion on her age to you - but it is just that, she did admit to me she is not

the 29 initially advertised! I never asked her real age though 

 

[Sparta Prada]

I have texts on my phone with whoever does the bookings for this place offering Monika’s availability to me in December. In fact I do think she’s been there for a few months now?

As a rule I don’t post photos but anyone who clicks on the links to their website can see Monika’s photos, and they can make up their own mind regarding her age. Anyway, I’ll do my review in good time.

Edit - just seen your edit, apology accepted.

[pepsicolaboy]

I have texts on my phone with whoever does the bookings for this place offering Monika’s availability to me in December. In fact I do think she’s been there for a few months now?

As a rule I don’t post photos but anyone who clicks on the links to their website can see Monika’s photos, and they can make up their own mind regarding her age. Anyway, I’ll do my review in good time.

Edit - just seen your edit, apology accepted.

Hello again

a troll appeared with 1 post accusing Kristina of being 40s or 50s...I then replied:

Hello Troll

there are no girls in their 40s let alone 50s working there

banned in 3-2-1 

Edit: Troll already banned and deleted 

I was addressing troll's claim re: Kirstina (who started late Jan) not Monika...admin deleted his post and banned him within about a min of my reply so you cant see what I was replying to

Sorry for any confusion