I usually don't take the time to post reviews, but since this was by far the worst punt I've ever had, I wanted to save you all the time and money of seeing this absolutely unpleasant person; she really doesn't deserve anyone's time and money, and is clearly a net-negative member of society. Everything I've written below is 100% candid and accurate with no punches pulled.
Profile Name: gorgeousVIVIAN
Profile Link: External Link/Members OnlySummary: A major bait and switch operation. The actual service provider is ugly, overweight, and extremely obnoxious. This was by far the worst punt I've ever had. Don't waste your time and money.
Face: Facially, she looks like a double-chinned pig or ogre with overdone Botox lips. Beyond the fact that she's running a bait and switch operation, this is probably one of the reasons why she doesn't have any facial photos posted.
Body: Whereas the profile photos show a fit size 6-8 hourglass-figure body, the actual service provider has an overweight size 14-16 body. If you're into the former instead of the latter, you'll be hugely disappointed.
Personality: The worst part is that she is clearly mentally challenged, rude, obnoxious, selfish, and arrogant (with absolutely no reason to be). If you want to corroborate this, try talking with her on the phone and see what vibes you get.
Communications: Since she is mentally challenged and has very poor English skills, she either didn't understand or misunderstood everything I tried to say to her. In addition, she shouts a lot for no good reason (like a scolding mom), and her voice is so obnoxious that I really just wanted her to shut up the entire time.
Here's What Happened:The day before I went to see her, I booked an appointment via text message at a set time.
The next day, I kept in active text communication with her letting her know that I was on my way, then arrived at her location and asked her which unit she was in via text message. She then surprised me by calling me and literally shouting at me over the phone that she doesn't start working until later in the day (even though she had agreed to the appointment at the agreed-upon time just the day before). At that point, I got some extremely bad vibes about her personality (and potentially her appearance, since her voice didn't seem to match the body in her profile photos) and probably should have left, but decided that since I had already made the trip out to her location, that I'd kill some time in the neighborhood and wait until she was ready to start working.
After she finally got ready to start working that day, I made my way back to her unit as mutually agreed. When she opened the door, I was hugely disappointed because she was ugly, overweight, and nothing like her profile photos. Again, I probably should have left at that point, but decided to see if things would improve after we got going, hoping that she was at least a decent service provider.
Unfortunately, she turned out to be a shitty service provider as well, had an extremely obnoxious attitude the entire time, wanted me to do all the work of getting myself into it while she just laid there, was so dense in the head that she couldn't even understand anything that I was trying to say to her, and actually scolded ME about her own inability to understand my fluent English and the basic things that I was trying to tell her. I'm a really easy-going guy, so I just laughed everything off and tried to go with the flow, but her extremely unattractive personality combined with her extremely unattractive appearance made it impossible for me to get into it, so I decided to leave after 15 minutes.
In conclusion, she's definitely the worst service provider (and one of the most unpleasant people) that I've ever met, and for the avoidance of doubt, I should note that I'm a really easy-going, young, good-looking (according to many women, not my own opinion), physically fit guy with good hygiene, so the problem was definitely with her, not me.
Hope this review helps you all save some valuable time and money!
