Sunday 4th Feb at Artemis

[Eeyore]

My second visit to a FKK Club & my second visit to Artemis?

First my negatives with Artemis is that the main bar gets extremely smokey, the whirlpool is outside so can't really be used in the winter & the food is imo very poor but the girls and sex are great which is really the purpose of going.

The LU was better than I was expecting based on recent reports however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like Turkish girl Funda who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.
I don't mind this as I chuckle to myself that I've saved money & time on a girl who is probably crap in the room.

I had a two hour session with Sandra a blonde Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built, not fat though but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits. She can really deliver a good BJ & really excels in oily B2B which I've found hard to find at these places.

Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics. For the last hour Her friend joined us for a threesome, surprisingly good considering she was Romanian.
My experiences with Romanians is patchy so I'm always wary.

After turning down a few more Sharks I could not resist another two & a half hours with Sandra. She knew which buttons to press with me, it helps when you make a connection.
In all a very successful 12 hours.

My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell them that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.

Note:

For those that like OWO some girls at Artemis will oblige & some won't, you don't have to be a regular attendee at the Club to get it. Yes they do want extra payment but the ladies I spoke to who were willing wanted an extra 40 for half an hour bookings & 30 for one hour sessions.
It's all a matter of choice I suppose if you think it's worth it especially as it was part of the basic service before the new law.

Personally I'm happy either way, the important thing for me is how good her technique is.

I will attend Artemis again this year when it's warmer as I want to experience the Club outside.
However this year I also plan to visit the famous Sharks just to compare & see if it's as good as some people say it is.

Hope the report helps !

[Matterhorn]

My second visit to a FKK Club & my second visit to Artemis?

First my negatives with Artemis is that the main bar gets extremely smokey, the whirlpool is outside so can't really be used in the winter & the food is imo very poor but the girls and sex are great which is really the purpose of going.

The LU was better than I was expecting based on recent reports however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like Turkish girl Funda who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.
I don't mind this as I chuckle to myself that I've saved money & time on a girl who is probably crap in the room.

I had a two hour session with Sandra a blonde Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built, not fat though but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits. She can really deliver a good BJ & really excels in oily B2B which I've found hard to find at these places.

Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics. For the last hour Her friend joined us for a threesome, surprisingly good considering she was Romanian.
My experiences with Romanians is patchy so I'm always wary.

After turning down a few more Sharks I could not resist another two & a half hours with Sandra. She knew which buttons to press with me, it helps when you make a connection.
In all a very successful 12 hours.

My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell them that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.

Note:

For those that like OWO some girls at Artemis will oblige & some won't, you don't have to be a regular attendee at the Club to get it. Yes they do want extra payment but the ladies I spoke to who were willing wanted an extra 40 for half an hour bookings & 30 for one hour sessions.
It's all a matter of choice I suppose if you think it's worth it especially as it was part of the basic service before the new law.

Personally I'm happy either way, the important thing for me is how good her technique is.

I will attend Artemis again this year when it's warmer as I want to experience the Club outside.
However this year I also plan to visit the famous Sharks just to compare & see if it's as good as some people say it is.

Hope the report helps !

Thanks for the report.

Would you be able to be more specific in terms of:

1. Pricing (entry, how much do woman charge, do you pay for beers etc)
2. Amount of Girls
3. A bit more info on the establishment (was it clean, facilities etc)

I'm really keen on visiting Artemis (I have never been before), so more info would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

M

[Jerboa]

Thanks for the report.

Would you be able to be more specific in terms of:

1. Pricing (entry, how much do woman charge, do you pay for beers etc)
2. Amount of Girls
3. A bit more info on the establishment (was it clean, facilities etc)

I'm really keen on visiting Artemis (I have never been before), so more info would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

M

Have you read previous Artemis threads? A lot of your questions are there.

[pusfunman]

I will attend Artemis again this year when it's warmer as I want to experience the Club outside.
However this year I also plan to visit the famous Sharks just to compare & see if it's as good as some people say it is.

Thanks for the report Eeyore. Artemis can be hit and miss, but I'd say there are definitely some diamonds in the rough.

I personally prefer Sharks. Part of that is down to the fact that it's a lot more open so it's less like the smoke filled chamber that is the Artemis bar area. Overall I don't think it matters which club you go to, there will always be some degree of bad punts. I'd say my experience pushes me towards better experiences in Sharks over Artemis.

Last year I did a trip where I went to both Berlin and Frankfurt. I flew return Berlin to Frankfurt which wasn't the cheapest, but I am sure there are cheaper ways.

[Eeyore]

Thanks for the report.

Would you be able to be more specific in terms of:

1. Pricing (entry, how much do woman charge, do you pay for beers etc)
2. Amount of Girls
3. A bit more info on the establishment (was it clean, facilities etc)

I'm really keen on visiting Artemis (I have never been before), so more info would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

M

1: Entrance fee €80
2: I think they claim usually 80-120 girls working at each day but on both my trips too many naked   
    ladies to count.
3: Both times I've been the place has been spotless, cleaners are always in attendance tidying the   
    changing room & wellness areas.

However as been said there are many threads on Artemis & other FKK venues throughout this website where most questions are answered.

[Prince of Punting]

This one them all inclusive places like airport girls. Or have to pay the girl as well ?

[Steve2]

This one them all inclusive places like airport girls. Or have to pay the girl as well ?

Are you pissed?

[Prince of Punting]

No lad. Just wondering. Don't get the need for the disrespect in all honesty

[Steve2]

Maybe read the Artemis threads then

[Prince of Punting]

It just as easy to say it all inclusive or it extra. I thought was extra but he only mention entrance fee and not individual punts

[Jerboa]

It just as easy to say it all inclusive or it extra. I thought was extra but he only mention entrance fee and not individual punts

I suggest you do some research on Germany and fkk clubs, start by reading this guide.
External Link/Members Only

[chrishornx]

It just as easy to say it all inclusive or it extra. I thought was extra but he only mention entrance fee and not individual punts

you have a fair point. I think it is £80 and then about £60 for half-hour basic service but it would be good if OP could give us up to date current rate. There are old reviews to look but prices do change and you had a fair question

[Prince of Punting]

I suggest you do some research on Germany and fkk clubs, start by reading this guide.
External Link/Members Only

Thank you very helpful

[Prince of Punting]

you have a fair point. I think it is £80 and then about £60 for half-hour basic service but it would be good if OP could give us up to date current rate. There are old reviews to look but prices do change and you had a fair question

Thanks for agreeing. I don't cause I use an iPhone but alot time relevant stuff doesn't come back.  Also it does come unsafe order so like I get a lot of post or reviews from2015 and things can changes easily in months let alone years

[Jerboa]

If you look at Artemis's website, entry is still 80€ one of the most expensive fkk, because only one in Berlin, the rates to girls have not changed since it opened in 2005, even though some girls will try to tell you.

[Donald Tramp]

I'll never forget the moment when I opened Artemis' door for the first time... Man, it was like the whole new world was just opening up in front of my very eyes.

I was floored. I had finally found my Disneyland. My Eldorado, my Shangri-La. I just knew it right away.

I was just a child again, wanting everything at the same time, in sensory overload. I couldn't believe it. That such a place exists.

And I had been living in a lie that all the world is dominated and owned by feminists and there's no place for the needs of men. I was wrong. Thank Lord, I was wrong! My perspective on life changed in a second and there hasn't been looking back ever since. I was born again.

Later on, I brought a dear family member of mine there too and his reactions were precisely the same. I wasn't surprised.

Every man should visit Artemis (or some other FKK-establishment with a good reputation) at least once in a lifetime. You don't know what you're missing if you don't and as a result you're ending up taking a huge risk of being eaten alive by feminists. So just do it and you just might save your sorry ass.

And remember to spread the word afterwards, it's important if we wanna save the world. Think about the children at least and what kind of world you wanna leave to them.

Feet on a ground, I must admit that money is an issue here. The only issue. The only thing that keeps me spending my time daily in Artemis and places alike.

I've never felt more like robbing a bank would be a good idea.     

[Knickersoff278]

I'll never forget the moment when I opened Artemis' door for the first time... Man, it was like the whole new world was just opening up in front of my very eyes.

I was floored. I had finally found my Disneyland. My Eldorado, my Shangri-La. I just knew it right away.

I was just a child again, wanting everything at the same time, in sensory overload. I couldn't believe it. That such a place exists.

And I had been living in a lie that all the world is dominated and owned by feminists and there's no place for the needs of men. I was wrong. Thank Lord, I was wrong! My perspective on life changed in a second and there hasn't been looking back ever since. I was born again.

Later on, I brought a dear family member of mine there too and his reactions were precisely the same. I wasn't surprised.

Every man should visit Artemis (or some other FKK-establishment with a good reputation) at least once in a lifetime. You don't know what you're missing if you don't and as a result you're ending up taking a huge risk of being eaten alive by feminists. So just do it and you just might save your sorry ass.

And remember to spread the word afterwards, it's important if we wanna save the world. Think about the children at least and what kind of world you wanna leave to them.

Feet on a ground, I must admit that money is an issue here. The only issue. The only thing that keeps me spending my time daily in Artemis and places alike.

I've never felt more like robbing a bank would be a good idea.     

Could not agree more, I thought exactly the same when I went there in 2016. Industrial scale punting done properly as only the Germans would. Spent a small fortune in there, like a kid in a sweet supermarket, and worth every pfennig. Would love to go again this year.