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Firebird

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Price - £40
Duration - 30mins

Considered seeing Amber Deen but she wasn't going to be available until later which didn't suit me so decided to try something a bit different and get a rub and tug. Had a look on AW but couldn't see anything so checked on Gumtree and saw Joanna's ad, no mention of hand releif obviously but a thought it would be quite fun and intetesting to see if she would offer it in a booking.

Comms were good, quick and straight to the point via text, Swedish massage for 30 mins. Joanna works out of an office bang in the middle of Buchanan Street so discreet and out of the road it most certainly is not, however nobody seemed to pay me any notice. Buzzed in and made my way up 6 flights of stairs, passed loads of wee business's with their shutters down along the way. Buzzed into a wee hallway and Joanna came out to meet me; brunette EE in her late 30's/early 40's, wearing a black dress, not unattractive by all means but not exactly a head turner either. Very polite and welcoming though a must say.

Into a dimly lit room with some ambient music, a massage table, a chair and a big fuck off plastic plant in it. No toilet or anything like that. She told me to undress and that she'd be back in 5, I tried to deal with paperwork but she said we could deal with money after the massage. Was at this point that I started to wonder what kind  massage I'd be getting and when she came back in I asked if a was to take my boxers off as well and she said yes (ya dancer a thought). Laid face down and she rubbed oil up my body, good technique, quite relaxing, slipping her hands up the inside of my thighs. Eventually flipped over and showed her my erect cock, which seemed to bring a smile to her face. Same again, oily hands up my legs, getting closer to my balls and cock which sent my cock twitching. She then took it into her hand and pulled the foreskin back slowly and began stroking, dripping more oil on top as well. I asked if I could touch her and she said a little, so I placed a hand on her (non existent) arse and left it at that. She jerked faster and after a few seconds I shot a massive load up my chest. She cleaned me up, gave a mediocre  head masage and that was it. She left the room while a cleaned up, got changed and then I paid when she came back in. We said our goodbyes and that was that.

All in all a decent booking, didn't expect fireworks but getting a wank from what seemed like a 'legit' massage ad was a real turn on. She was polite, friendly and hand good massage and wanking technique. I imagine there are far superior massage services in Glasgow with better facilities, more attractive masseues and overall a better service but for my first ever rub and tug I'd say it was a positive.

Offline clydeboy82

I thought someone wrote she had moved to south side

Firebird

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Unless she's moved there since last week when a saw her then no, she's based in Buchanan Street.

Offline OGS20

She has moved since you saw her, I've not been but she's put up a new advert with a new location
Banned reason: Shit stirring walloper.
Banned by: Ali Katt

rdo67

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I seen her on shields road today for 1 hour massage. She is maybe in her 40s possibly early 30s. got stripped off for massage. Spend majority on my front and she did have a few cc swipes, which was good. She wore an all black number but was bare arsed. Touching allowed and also really good hand relief.

£60 for an hour.

Doesn't go topless .

Offline Tkglasgow

I ve seen her a few times in the last 3 months.Decent massage and HE.A positive experience.She’s mid/late 40s at least.

simonAndy

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She has moved since you saw her, I've not been but she's put up a new advert with a new location

Yep, this is the new ad.  Think I might go and see her there.  Thanks for the review and extra info.

Offline HelloThere

defo mid 40s...
i'd say she is top 3 in glasgow at mo!
pity she is maybe like 5 years too old.
great massage,loves what she's doing and great skills all round!

Offline Batpunt

defo mid 40s...
i'd say she is top 3 in glasgow at mo!
pity she is maybe like 5 years too old.
great massage,loves what she's doing and great skills all round!

I’d agree here! I just wish she was more receptive to touching or would strip down to her undies , best I’ve ever got was her dress right up showing a nice thong through the tights

simonAndy

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Yep, this is the new ad.  Think I might go and see her there.  Thanks for the review and extra info.

Doh!

Trying again, this time with the link
External Link/Members Only

Offline sharklaser

Seen her when she was at Charing x, good enough but wasn't up for touching when I felt her tits, more arse and legs she allows. But good cc swipes and ball teasing when lying on your front

Offline Uncle Buck

I haven’t seen her but definitely interested. What size is she?

UB

Offline wolfbadger

She’s very petite and slender, pity about the touching though.

Offline HelloThere

I've been a few times now and its getting more and more relaxed so you never know!

Firebird

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If she could at least take off the dress that would be ideal, cause everything else is good, the wank in particular was fantastic!

Offline Batpunt

If she could at least take off the dress that would be ideal, cause everything else is good, the wank in particular was fantastic!

I second this.. would love to see her in her undies ... would Perfect it although I imagine we would just keep pushing boundary lol

I did ask her once if she would strip for extra and she just smiled and said no it’s not about me this time is for you.... inside I just thought get your dress off hen 😂😂

Firebird

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I second this.. would love to see her in her undies ... would Perfect it although I imagine we would just keep pushing boundary lol

I did ask her once if she would strip for extra and she just smiled and said no it’s not about me this time is for you.... inside I just thought get your dress off hen 😂😂

Haha the lord loves a tryer

Only thing I'll say is that when a felt her arse there wasn't really  much there so I wouldn't have high hopes for her body and tits

Offline Nutty

Booked a 30mins session with Joanna earlier this week.
£40 well spent too  :)
Good location, parking available on street so all good.
Pretty good massage too, plenty oil used, and worked some knots out of my shoulders and back.
Flipped over and after some teasing around the thighs and groin she got to grips with the task in hand, literally  :thumbsup:
Nice and slow, some more oil and teased and edged me to a fantastic climax.
Had a good feel of her arse, thighs and a little rub at her pussy through her thong. 
Offered a shower, declined as I was just heading home for one anyway.
Great VFM though, and a such I'll be back  :cool:

Offline kazuma

I can concur with all the positive remarks.

I saw her today, in Southside, a reasonably neat and tidy place.

As others have said, she's probably in her forties, but attractive looking.

We didn't talk much, which didn't bother me at all. She seemed very polite.

I am not sure what sort I would classify the massage I received but it was one of the better ones I have had in the last few years.

When she asked me to flip over and started paying attention to my cock, I came in no time as all the sensual touching and brushing I had received was too much for me to bear any longer, and I wasn't even fully erect...

I definitely will return again before too long.

Kaz

Offline DOA_UK

how did the booking process go? I am going to try and see if i can get one tomorrow. has anyone done a same day booking with her?

Offline Glesgaboy

I’ve booked same day.
I text.
And if I only want a half hour and can be a bit flexible u should get a booking.
She doesn’t give much detail in advance re HE. So just book then be direct when paying at start.

Offline Keema

That name though. Was she the love child of Sheik-ma-tadger?