External Link/Members Only Comms fine, handled by a receptionist all by text arranging a £80 B2b session for 1hr. Location isn't all that discreet, it's on a side street but with plenty of offices nearby and it's basically very obvious where you're going.
Was kept waiting outside the actual door for a little longer than i'd have liked and buzzed a couple of times before was finally let in by Vicky. Was pleased to see an attractive Polish brunette with a great body. This is where the punt peaked
Paid, stripped off and lay on the mattress for Vicky who'd nipped off for a bit presumably to allow me a chance to get ready? 5 minutes later though she hadn't returned. 10 minutes later i started to feel a little annoyed. FIFTEEN minutes later of me just lying there
she finally reappears wrapped in a bathrobe with no explanation. Takes further time casually prepping the music and oil in no rush whatsoever, then eventually comes to join me on the floor.
What happened next felt like a pisstake. Her "massage" was performed with the strength of a baby. This wasn't unintentional though, this was her putting no effort in. When I asked her if she could go harder, she literally upped her pressure to the
minutest degree before saying "like that?". She had absolutely no interest whatsover in providing a decent service. I was honestly bored out of my mind as my mind wandered far away from the supposed tantric experience i was supposed to be having.
Tried some smalltalk which she responded to and i hoped would lighten her up, but nope it made no difference at all to her efforts in her massage which remained pathetic with little feather like presses.
What also seemed to take the piss was that occasionally she would put reasonable pressure on for only a second, as if to show me that she was perfectly capable of a firmer massage, i just wasn't worth her giving it to.
I held faint hope things might get better when i turned over, but it wasn't to be.
Sure enough the sight was incredible when i had her naked body properly presented in front of me and i got to stroking her body. While i had my hands on her back and bum I thought maybe she was positioning herself not to allow me access to her boobs...and sure enough, when i did go for them she moved my hands away. Apparently touching is only allowed in the more expensive "mutual massage", however i knew this was BS from previous reviews here and she was just being deliberately difficult.
So...i walked, ending the massage around 20 minutes early. By this point i was frustrated with stuck up Vicky, i wasn't turned on, and i decided I didn't want to hang around with her any longer.
I didn't ask for any money back - i could have justified it, but for the sake of arguing over £20 or so? I just preferred to get out of there with no further annoyance and never return.
That's my first really bad experience at Maya's, but coupled with the other reviews being posted on here i'm done with the place. It's a lottery and you don't know what you're going to get anymore. I wonder if Maya's heart is no longer really in it after so long hence she doesn't really vet the girls that much? But the current crop of girls, though very attractive, have awful attitudes and have put me off going there for good.
