External Link/Members Only1 hour, bath, massage, FS, £120
Not sure over the correct rating for this.........either I had a really good punt, or I'm the stupidest idiot on the forum. Anyway, read on....
Imagine the scene: cold wet winter evening in Blackpool, and I wanted some quick short notice fun. Pia had gone home, Bryan's door was closed......I wasn't prepared to risk number 5 or the White Cottage. That leaves Thai Paradise as the only safe place to warm up in.
So I pressed the door bells......and the Polish pimp sticks his head through the window. Invites me in, and tells me I'll have to wait ten minutes while the girl gets ready. The previous punter leaves, looking and dressed like a tyrefitter. He tried to say thanks, but appeared to suffer from verbal dyspraxia because all he could make were gurgling noises. Wow! I thought, she must be good.
Polish pimp takes me to the room, turns on the water for the jaccuzzi and asks if i want full service. "Yes".......so he asks for £120. Bloody hell, the price has come down! It used to be £35 to the house and £80 to the girl. Then I did the sums again........shit
I strip off and wait. After five minutes the Thai girl appears....except she's not Thai. Tall, thin, slim waisted, olive skin, hair extensions, plastic tits and a pretty almond face. Only African "Thai" girl I've met.
We jump in the bath and turn the bubbles on, but just my luck we're in the first room downstairs where the bubbles don't really work - the newer baths upstairs are better. Anyway, she washes my cock as she relates her life story......she's French of Moroccan / Senegalese ancestry, and its a hell of a mix. WTF she's doing in a Thai knocking shop never got explained.
Anyway.......we get clean quickly but without much in the way of waterborne massage and head for the bed. First ten minutes or so of quite strong massage. Then some of the most sensitively skilled OW I've ever had. Really expert sucking technique. Next she gets on top and tries to fuck me senseless.........every possible permutation with her on top that I can think of. She seemed quite keen on my chemically-enhanced cock. A lot of dirty talk about me filling her tiny pussy, and how tight she felt (well lubed with a rubber), several times she put her hand on my throat in a pretend choke. Then she started mumbling about how she'd like to have some sharp surgical scissors so she could take my cock home with her. WTF?
I voted for a change and went for RO. Now this is where things went really strange. She has the tiniest tightest cunt I've ever seen: I couldn't get my tongue inside. Even stranger, I couldn't even find her clit: where the hood should be seemed to be completely smooth, even though under the skin I could find a large clitoral bulge. Now this girl had already hinted she was Muslim and the thought hit me: was she a victim of female genital mutilation? If her clit tip, hood and lips had been excised and stitched together it would fit. Or................maybe she was a fucking tranny? Did I just fuck a bloke and not realise it? Does that explain the scissors?
Meeting ended with her giving me a very extended very powerful hand job, with me spunking all over her tits.
All in all a good meeting, with a surprise promised for next time..............now I wonder what that is going to be?
So.........was I suckered into fucking a bloke? Soft female voice, no adams apple, so nothing overtly shouting "male", just the unusual pussy