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gave this a negative firstly due to the description in the website being extremely far from the reality
but also for the poor performance
(though going ahead despite this was entirely down to my own silly idea that i might enjoy it just for the novelty - wrong!)
Nicole describes her self as '43 years old , Brunette Swiss Italian ,Independent` - `attractive`
and she has a library shot of a lady who looks quite delicious (implying she's similar)
in reality she's unlikely to be less than 65 and whilst in decent condition for that age, she is far from `attractive` by a normal definition, has a big belly and wears a cheap wig (purple streaked bob .....as if you give a shit).
the massage is advertised as `sensual` so there's no doubting the outcome and i was naked from the off.
the room is a tiny flat, kitted out in good condition as a `clinic` type massage therapy facility room (all clean and surgery-like)
Nicole is a pleasant and civilized lady but the massage is lame to the point where i doubt she has ever had any training (or even watched a youtube video on the subject) and her attempts at `tantric` massage at the end were just short of ludicrous.
I had to strain every fiber of my imagination to work up a fantasy that i was 18 again and being wanked off by my dirty auntie to get myself to finish.
i paid £80 too
i should have legged it i know but i thought maybe it would be one of those times where you enjoy a thoroughly weird experience
NO !
it was just lame.
oh well.
