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External Link/Members OnlyJust returned from the most pathetic attempt of a punt , It was a last minute thing for me , which i never really do , just fancied blowing my beans and looked for someone near as i was not due to my meeting until 3pm , BIG FOOKIN MISTAKE !!!!!
On the surface i did a bit of research on this girl , she has been reviewed before , checked her feedback , all seemed good , so i got in touch and she was available , turned up as per , Jordan answered he door , deffo the girl in the pics on AW , hair now brunette , but deffo her , very pretty , slim , cracking looking arse , all looked good , BUT ,,,,, she was on the phone when i arrived , swept past me and upstairs ,, "YA ALRIGHT" she said , er yeah ,,, shall i follow you ? i enquired ,,,, "YE , UP ERE" .
Nearly spun on my heels there and then , anyway didn't as she looked pretty fit ,, once in the bedroom , all looked clean and presentable , which the rest of the house was to be fair ,
so once in the bedroom ,, " AV YA GOT THE MONEY ? OW LONG YA WANT ? AV YA DUN THIS BEFAR" ?
id already said 30 mins and was beginning to regret that !
money handed over she again swept out of the room , closing doors behind her ,, "GET UNDRESSED , BACK IN A MO" , 5 mos later she returned , now in this time i swear she was talking to someone else , maybe on the phone , maybe not , so i thought balls to that im not getting undressed until i see who comes back thru the door !
it was her still looking flustered , " RIGHT GET UNDRESSED " she barked !!!
OK i thought i know where were going here , and yup i was right , id barely laid down when a bright blue condom was being thust onto my limp dick , im in no way bragging here but there is quite a big difference between my limp dick and my fully erect one , so she started with the BJ ,, on my limp condom covered member , i dont know about you guys but i dont find that in any way a bit fookin sexy , in time i rose to the occasion ,,, nearly ,,, as there was a distinct lack of blood reaching the top half of my cock , sort of looked like a smurf being strangled , didnt help that the condom wasn't fully unrolled , so i did the gentlemanly thing and sorted it out , no sooner had i released the flow of blood than she whipped her arse round and impaled herself cowgirl style on me and bounced up and down like the clappers , gotta say that looked good , a bit like an electric blue Apollo 13 re entering the earths atmosphere after a long flight .
Ok so that was kind of working , until she got bored and un docked , back to a covered blowie and frantic wanking , i did mention that she advertised OWO , er no that's not happening as you can catch things ,, WELL DON'T FOOKIN ADVERTISE IT THEN !!!!
So i thought fook it , its P and D time , ok i give in take the condom off and give us a wank , i said , 5 mins later mission accomplished , pay load delivered , stand down Captain , quickly dressed and out the door , all this took 25 mins max , and all the time she looked like she would rather be sticking her genitals in a wasps nest than be where she was , this was backed up up the fact that when she showed me to the door , she followed me out and legged it up the street , all in all left me feeling fookin shit and pathetic , not pleasant at all , so to sum up guys , if you want to be rushed in and out the door , totally ignored while your there by a pretty looking 20 something this is the girl for you , if not give her a swerve
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