I no longer tend to put up reviews for masseuses who don't advertise extras due to the publicity resulting in some of them shutting up shop (as has been discussed on the North East threads). However, I think it is appropriate to put up a review Zara Massage of Washington.
External Link/Members OnlyThis was a new provider, as far as I can tell, and she advertises Chinese Massage, which I love. I rang up but as there was no answer, I sent a text message. A few minutes later she sent a text back stating that she is now available. I returned a text confirming that I would like an appointment. However, there was no response. I sent another text after about 10 minutes asking if she is still available. She replied more or less straight away asking me what time I wanted. I text back suggesting a time, which she agreed to, and sent me her postcode.
I arrived at the address about 10 minutes before the agreed appointment time, and asked for the number of the apartment. She text back to say she wouldn't be ready for another 40 minutes. I was extremely pissed off at this point, as I had taken half a day's holiday and travelled out of my way. I would normally have just gone, but as I had gone to so much effort I agreed to see her after the 40 minute delay.
At last my (latest) appointment time approached. I text asking for the apartment number. I was twitching down below

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Guess what? Yes, she said she couldn't see me for another hour. What a complete waste of time and effort.
I just thought I'd save any of the North East lads the trouble I've had by putting up this review.