Author Topic: Evelina 21 - Perfect body - mediocre service (Marylebone)  (Read 1905 times)

unspecifiedldn

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Hey all,

I hope this review will aid your search! Long time punter, first review.

Met Evelina mid February, she had been on my hotlist for ages, but I always thought of her as a last resource... until that afternoon when noone else answered her phone from my hotlist.

Rating system: 5 = best, 1 = worst

Comms (5)
Picks up the phone herself, sounds really nice and enticing on the phone. (which is NOT what she's like in person) but based on her phone manners, she's a 5 star punt. which is what you need to take the plunge. we arranged the meeting 30 minutes from me placing the call so her flexibility is admirable.

Location (3)
Loads of stairs, narrow corridors, in an otherwise nice flat behind Debenhams. She guided me straight to the room and i asked to have a shower.

Price/Value (3.5)
Paid £80 for 30 mins.  :unknown: at the state i was in, it was worth it.

The girl (4.5)
Absolutely stunning body. Boobs a bit too fake, but she was eye wateringly hot!!! amazing arse, and as she walks up the stairs - you behind her - her perfect bum is right in your face! that was the best part of this punt.
Peculiar face - her face, while not ugly by any means, looks like the skin is a cm thick. i'm not fussy about the facial looks, but if you are, this could be a problem.
Her friendliness from the phone had somewhat dissipated by now and by the time i paid it was mostly gone. she was still polite and ok to be around, but by no means bubbly or friendly.

The punt (2)
with all the above in mind, the punt was a mere pump and dump session. it was not passionate, not an intimate experience at all, just your usual conveyor belt shag. she did look fantastic though. Her pussy was amazingly tight and looked great!
I asked her about kissing on the phone, she said 'sure' and sadly a peck on the lips is all i got... (and I am very well groomed and hygienic)

Positives
body, her walking up the stairs, tight pussy

Negatives
no kissing (in spite of agreement)
low value for money
shower and towels not super fresh
and after the session I saw her rinse her vag and wiping down with a towel... that was her getting ready for the next 'guest'... lovely!

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That's it folks, won't be going back unless she starts handing out coupons or will have some sort of BOGOF discount...


Offline pepsicolaboy

Another to add to this years list of great looking SP with potential and their service is conveyor belt/mediocre at best and at worst shit  :thumbsdown:

Also dont remember her profile saying she was 'Moldovan' before  :unknown:

She was on my HL for a while as her aw 'feedback' looked pretty good but I have very little trust in the aw fluffyness, largely because members are scared to leave bad reviews because

1) If the SP knows its them from the booking, they may not see them again if they rebook

2) Their profile gets a retaliatory negative, other SP may think twice about accepting a booking

I only trust intel on here and the aggregate :rolleyes:

Offline tantraman

Thanks for the review, OP :hi:

Yup! Your title of "perfect body - mediocre service" spot-on sums up my sexperience with this WG too. She could be so good, but sadly just isn't.

:(

Offline Rocket Scientist

The irony being she has great AW reviews ...some people are easily pleased!

Offline kydon81

The irony being she has great AW reviews ...some people are easily pleased!

I couldn’t agree more the aW actually are very misleading

Offline Cumberland

I couldn’t agree more the aW actually are very misleading
I’m always totally confounded by AW reviews. They are either 90% fake or the idiot punters are so rediculously amazed to just get a shag at any price they are totally misleadingly euphoric.
Thank god for this site where you at least have a chance of reading an honest and experienced reviewer.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2018, 11:59:18 pm by Cumberland »

Offline Honestpunter

Thanks fir the review,
Out of my hotlist!!  :manhater:

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Thanks for the review and your 1st in 2 years. Sorry it was so mediocre . Performance over looks every day of the week. Good review mate and hopefully more reviews to come. Cheers. :drinks:

Offline dubhcarr

cheers for the review OP.....another pretty skank that wants the money with no real service....my hard earned stays put......moldovan or romanian? no matter.......and poor hygiene preparation .........?

unspecifiedldn

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Thanks for the review and your 1st in 2 years. Sorry it was so mediocre . Performance over looks every day of the week. Good review mate and hopefully more reviews to come. Cheers. :drinks:

Thanks and I'll make sure to document my adventures thoroughly. FYI, I usually punt when I travel home to Budapest (Hungary) for a weekend... The service, the looks and VFM is out of this world... Like the kind of feeling when you walk out from having had sex with a goddess who made you feel like she is falling for you because you're so amazing... Kisses passionately, shows interest, rides you like a delirious cowgirl and squeezes every last drop out of you...

Make a weekend out of it, take the kids and the wife, all you'll need is two hours away from them while they're in a thermal spa  :cool:

Plane ticket costs £120 return, airbnb costs £50 per night for a top flat in central Budapest) and the punt will cost you a whopping £90 per hour for the service and quality explained above... you just have to pick the right girl! (not easy but even your BP average beats most of London's WGs)

I might make a standalone post out of this... oh and also get your teeth done while you're at it! Dental treatment costs a fraction of the UK prices and is better quality especially when it comes to customer service!

If I got anybody intregued, ask me for details  :hi:

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Thanks and I'll make sure to document my adventures thoroughly. FYI, I usually punt when I travel home to Budapest (Hungary) for a weekend... The service, the looks and VFM is out of this world... Like the kind of feeling when you walk out from having had sex with a goddess who made you feel like she is falling for you because you're so amazing... Kisses passionately, shows interest, rides you like a delirious cowgirl and squeezes every last drop out of you...

Make a weekend out of it, take the kids and the wife, all you'll need is two hours away from them while they're in a thermal spa  :cool:

Plane ticket costs £120 return, airbnb costs £50 per night for a top flat in central Budapest) and the punt will cost you a whopping £90 per hour for the service and quality explained above... you just have to pick the right girl! (not easy but even your BP average beats most of London's WGs)

I might make a standalone post out of this... oh and also get your teeth done while you're at it! Dental treatment costs a fraction of the UK prices and is better quality especially when it comes to customer service!

If I got anybody intregued, ask me for details  :hi:
Ok OP when are you off home again. Ive never been to Budapest. Sounds fun. Do they have a suitable website that use out there.? :hi:

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Ok OP when are you off home again. Ive never been to Budapest. Sounds fun. Do they have a suitable website that use out there.? :hi:

+1

A thread in Punting Abroad Europe would be very much appreciated.

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+1

A thread in Punting Abroad Europe would be very much appreciated.
Just a bit. OP how about it mate.  :thumbsup: