External Link/Members Only£130 for an hour
CommsOK. Phone went to voicemail, but received a text reply fairly promptly. Once we decided on a time she sent a postcode. She didn't describe the location of the flat very well on the phone when I was in the vicinity, but I managed to find her in the end.
AppearanceFreshly showered. Not made up, and looking a bit tired. I put that down to seeing her later than I would have liked.
RoomFull size flat, presumably used by touring WGs. Tidy and fresh smelling. There was a neatly laid out display of sex paraphernalia on a table in the bedroom which was mildly interesting.
The meetEverything up to now had been OK, nothing negative. The meet was the most tortuous hour - more like 45 mins as I left early - of sex I've had.
She started with an oily handjob and OWO. Technique was OK, nothing special. After a bit of that we moved into cowgirl. She made the occasional porn star moan when she remembered to. It was at this point that I became self aware and lost interest. She then moved into reverse cowgirl which - to her credit - she put a little bit of effort into.
There were a couple of light kisses here and there, but no FK like her profile states.
After deciding that this was doing nothing for me, I asked her to stop. I wanted to explore her list of "likes", and asked for some anal play. I've been enjoying a cheeky finger in the bum recently to complement a handjob or oral, but she brandished her dildo at me. She seemed a bit put out when I said I wanted just a finger. So she rubbered up two fingers and - strangely - struggled to find the entry point. I guided her in, and she promptly finger fucked me. I wasn't getting anything out of this, so stopped her after a couple of minutes.
We moved into mish. She was completely checked out by this point, as was I. I went through the motions though, as I wanted to take advantage of the first line of her profile - "I LOVE ANAL". When I suggested this, she reacted like I had asked her to unload the dishwasher - she was hardly bowled over by the idea. I was starting to lose my erection by this point, but we managed to go for a bit.
Having met my initial target of getting in her bum, I decided to cut my losses and go home.
TLDR;She claims to be a party girl, but I think I got to the party late after it was starting to fizzle out. Joyless sex, reluctant anal and a dying erection added up to a massively disappointing time.
