Best London massage (non HR )

[Snow leopard]

Hi Guys

I have been exploring having a legitimate Thai massage experience or simply a great massage

FSBSM can really be hit and miss and I find if the base massage is not really involving or stimulating that I am now feeling like not bothering with the HR at times and especially if the provider doesn’t look a certain way or I don’t find sexy

I have found a few really good places for a legitimate massage and wondered where the best places for this are

I have personally enjoyed Thai Harmony in Goodge Street as a solid provider ( strictly pants on )

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The best one overall for authenticity is External Link/Members Only in Harrow plus is in a nice environment.

I also tried External Link/Members Only recently and while massage good the rooms are tiny and too much chatting from outside the room.

Looking for a luxurious experience with non HR and hoping to try in the following weeks Thai Square spa and a few others

i have had some Encounters with FBSM  and touched into punting and reviews to follow


The problem with having a really good massage is that often you end up getting the phone out and checking out more raunchier options straight after ? Wish there were more FBSM providers who can actually give you a great massage too

[385North]

Good thread. I've recently dipped my toe into the massage thing having decided that I deserve one every two weeks. Finding a good masseuse is one thing, but a good one who can offer a proper luxurious environment is a rare as hens teeth. By proper luxury I mean a 5-star gaff that's up there with Claridges, complete with afternoon tea.

[Jonestown]

Thai Spa on Marylebone Road has previously been reported as a good place for a proper, straight, massage.

[stampjones]

Nisa thai in victoria gives a really goid massage. There’s just a sheet between you and the next guy over though which makes it a bit less enjoyable

[mrhappypants]

Turn back sinners!    This is the path to blasphemy and damnation!  Make sure you get the happy ending  or god will punish you immortal soul.

[stampjones]

Turn back sinners!    This is the path to blasphemy and damnation!  Make sure you get the happy ending  or god will punish you immortal soul.

Haha - you’re not wrong there