External Link/Members OnlyWestcliff Thai Massage 149 Hamlet Court Road
Ended up here yesterday as a back up plan as my original plan went tits up!, really wished I didn't bother, it is down a very dark road, right next to a pub where people stand outside and watch you go in, right seedy, shabby looking place, through the front door in to a little porch, next door locked and you have to ring the bell, the Thai lady came to the door and before opening it pointed to a sign which says 1/2 hour £25.00 or 1 Hour £50.00, you have to state which you require before she opens the door, once open you try to get in but she holds the door until you pay, I handed over £30.00 and of course she didn't have change so she said she will extend the booking to 40 mins!
Once inside she said "I just painted my nails so you will have to wait" had to sit on a shabby dirty looking couch while she dried her nails with a hair dryer, eventually led to the room, it was nasty, no couch just a mattress on the floor with a sheet and towels on, she said "get changed and I'll be back" at this point someone else was ringing on the bell, she was the only girl there so told the punter she was busy in her broken English and to come back later, this ended in a kind of row, he didn't want to leave, all the time I was naked in the room wondering what will happen next. He eventually leaves and she comes in, she then proceeds to boil a kettle to warm up a bottle of oil to use, so now to the massage, I quite enjoy a sensual massage but that wasn't going to happen, it was as if she was washing a car with both hands on speed, she was frantic, not sure if she was on something but boy it was odd, kept thinking of the Karate kid film wipe on- wipe off!, by this time there was no chance of little man being aroused even after taking a 50mg blue tablet 40 mins earlier, then she offered a HE for £30.00 or B2B for £50.00, after already paying £30.00 I didn't want to make it £60.00 just for a happy ending as I could have had a full 1/2 hour sex session with most WG's in the area for that, I said to forget about the extra 10 mins we agreed at the beginning and offered her £20.00 extra for the HE, didn't really want it by then but I had come this far and wanted to go home happy.
After a long 20 mins of 100MPH massage if you can call wipe on wipe off massage, she finally said turn over, little man didn't want to know, she went to work on him anyway, I was totally bored by now and had to close my eyes and pretend I was somewhere else with someone else just to get an erection, finally popped then a quick clean up and out the door, people outside the pub knew where I had been and what I was doing and I had to walk past them to get to my car.
Drove home disappointed, unsatisfied and thinking that £50.00 I'll never see again!
