Author Topic: Kat at LSS, Edinburgh  (Read 2564 times)

Offline f_angel

Went into London Street last night after trying Newtown, but all the girls were busy.

There was a decent selection of girls, including Charlotte who I saw before and should have gone with, and Emma (was Tina at Scorpio, Newtown etc). However, I set eyes upon Kat, a slim, sexy Thai girl and knew I had to have her. She was gorgeous and looked promising.

This was a mistake.

In the room we started with a so-so massage before turning me over and getting a rubber on my semi-hard cock. I wasn't getting a good vibe from her as soon as we got to the room, so despite her being stunning I wasn't as hard as I might have been. We had an hour, so plenty of time to enjoy ourselves, but clearly this wasn't in the plan. With the rubber on, she soon sucked me hard. To be fair her oral was pretty good despite the rubber.

The rest of it wasn't so good. No kissing, no reverse oral, no anything really. We had sex in a few positions but it was very rushed, maybe a minute or possibly 90sec in each position, she apparently came after a couple of mins, and after a few mins of this she'd clearly had enough fucking and sucked me again for a bit. Eventually, I ended up wanking over her tits, but she lay in an awkward position to make this as difficult as possible.

The rest of the hour (I guess best part of half an hour) was spent getting another half hearted massage.

Maybe a half hour with her would have been better, but I wasn't impressed at all.

Offline bigmike32

Good honest review. In my one and only time in lss i saw kat in the lounge she looked hot. But after reading that review i shall not see her.

Offline f_angel

Maybe a half hour would be different BigMike, but at 100 for the hour she was a real disappointment.

Offline foreverchanges

Good review....it genuinely depresses me reading about these piss poor performances at LSS.
 A long time ago...and bloody hell its getting longer and longer,  LSS used to boast hot looking girls who were even hotter in the room.
Ah cuid weep aye...as someone used to say on this forum. :cry:

Offline f_angel

Thanks Foreverchanges, yeah it was a pretty depressing experience. She had the potential to be awesome but was anything but. They have some real lookers in there, but it's the attitude in the room that counts.

Offline Haulder

Typical LSS. I haven't been there since 2012 when Andrea left. The sauna's seem to be struggling to get girls these days.

Offline willie loman

Thanks for the tip that tina is working their, I like her looks and service.

Offline Hooples cat

Yes, she looks fantastic and is absolutely awful.

When I joined in 2013 there was lots on here along the lines of the OP but, as you do, I thought she looks so hot what can go wrong?

Well, my experience was exactly like the OP but I didn't post a review because, at least at that time, most on here who frequented Edinburgh saunas knew she was rubbish anyway. Plus a bit of embarrassment at being such an idiot!

But it just shows you; you should post even if you think what you're saying is common knowledge.

No fault of the OP either; it's not hugely practical to scan 3 or 4 years' worth of archive.

So, he and I (and many others, I'm sure) join the Kat "one shotter" club. She can surely have no repeat business-ever.

Offline f_angel

Thanks hooples, I picked her on a whim and quickly regretted it. Like you say one shot was enough.

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Yes, she looks fantastic and is absolutely awful.

When I joined in 2013 there was lots on here along the lines of the OP but, as you do, I thought she looks so hot what can go wrong?

Well, my experience was exactly like the OP but I didn't post a review because, at least at that time, most on here who frequented Edinburgh saunas knew she was rubbish anyway. Plus a bit of embarrassment at being such an idiot!

But it just shows you; you should post even if you think what you're saying is common knowledge.

No fault of the OP either; it's not hugely practical to scan 3 or 4 years' worth of archive.

So, he and I (and many others, I'm sure) join the Kat "one shotter" club. She can surely have no repeat business-ever.


Bro I almost joined that club today. Thank fuck for UK punting

Offline Graeme387

Kats service can be pretty hot or cold. I've had good punts and crap punts with her.
Don't know what the catalyst for getting a good punt from her is.

I've probably done her 10 times and had 50/50 good and bad.

Decision for trying again is she does look good and often better than others on offer at LSS on any given day and there's always the chance it might just be a good punt.

Haven't bothered with her in over a year. She needs to get some consistency.

Andrea was a star at LSS, shame she never came back, probably shaking her money maker in Germany now.