Author Topic: ScottidshCurvyGirl -Edinburgh  (Read 2434 times)


1 review(s) for scottishcurvygirlx (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Matrix]

Offline S.X. MacHine

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New to AW and listing BDSM as a 'like', I thought I'd take one for the team. Now while 'curvy' in whorespeak means overweight/obese, I calculated that at an advertised height of 5'11' a size 12 female should be well proportioned. Also, the main picture on the AW profile is of a slim enough bum.
Now, while she admits to carrying 'a few extra pounds' (who doesn't?), she looked to me to be a couple of dress sizes bigger.
Height. I'm less than 5'11", so I'd be looking up to a woman that height, and I wasn't.
Age. Allegedly 22 years old. While I did not ask to see a birth certificate, she seemed to me to be a whole lot older.
So, realising that I could not summon up any degree of sexual desire, I did what I have never done on a punt before; I WALKED! I did so with as much tact and diplomacy as I could muster.

Emailed Alinne, the Brazilian firecracker down the road, spent 40 minutes of bliss with her, which restored my equanimity.

Funny thing is, ScottishCurvy's one piece of feedback on AW is a glowing one.

Offline Matrix

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She has 2 pieces of feedback and the first one says she's a time waster. You've enough miles on the clock to realise aw feedback isn't worth a flying fuck anyway.

Offline S.X. MacHine

She has 2 pieces of feedback and the first one says she's a time waster. You've enough miles on the clock to realise aw feedback isn't worth a flying fuck anyway.

Indeed, Matrix; my comment about AW feedback was meant ironically.
While I did see the AW comment about her messing someone around, I took a chance and the meeting happened (albeit late).

Offline FBman78

 :hi: :hi: hats off for walking and not wasting money.

Offline Cactus

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=151570.msg1654472#msg1654472

I'm pretty sure she was on AW recently as KyrvieKlarex and if it's the same girl, then TKovac reviewed her positively.  The profile style is similar, with a special offer as the headline and the second picture looks very familiar.

I was meant to go see Klare, she confirmed her address as Easter Road and that was all I got, even when asked for more information.  It's a pretty big street to go door to door.  Total timewaster and now gone from AW and this very similar profile has popped up.

Sounds like I've had a lucky escape, although I quite like a big lass at the right price.  :cool:

Offline S.X. MacHine

Yes, Cactus, you're right. Same girl. She's pleasant enough, but the profile doesn't fit the person and, unlike you, I'm not a particular aficionado of the larger lady. Well, not this large. As they say in France, '. A chaqun son gout...'

Offline Cactus

Yes, Cactus, you're right. Same girl. She's pleasant enough, but the profile doesn't fit the person and, unlike you, I'm not a particular aficionado of the larger lady. Well, not this large. As they say in France, '. A chaqun son gout...'

She's got gout?  Should probably lay of the rich food if she's a big lass  :drinks:

Offline bigmike32

I tried to email when she was kurvy claire i am glad she never got back to me and saved me some money.

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Time waster for me as well. Texted her last Friday evening at 7:30 for an Incall at 9:30 which she agreed to and texted me the postcode. At 9 I texted her to ask for the exact street address and she did not reply. A few unanswered calls later and I called it a day. Luckily I didn't set off or I would've been like the poor fella on her aw feedback.

Offline S.X. MacHine

Time waster for me as well. Texted her last Friday evening at 7:30 for an Incall at 9:30 which she agreed to and texted me the postcode. At 9 I texted her to ask for the exact street address and she did not reply. A few unanswered calls later and I called it a day. Luckily I didn't set off or I would've been like the poor fella on her aw feedback.
Happened to glance at her AW profile recently and noticed a couple of things-
Firstly, her FB is now hidden. Wonder why?
Secondly, she's still 5'11'' and a size 12. Allegedly. (Some mistake there, surely).
Conclusion: buyer beware.