Linda - Bayswater

[indiemusicfan123]

Hi all,

I can't find any reviews of Linda anywhere online but she's brill! I've seen her a few times now and cannot recommend highly enough for a naked massage.

Late 50's and she isn't the best looking lady facially but her body is superb. She's more than happy to get naked and she's been a masseuse for many years so she knows what she's doing. Ample chest and trimmed pussy. She was comfortable with me playing with her and she gushed very quickly and quietly.

She asked me to lie in the doggy position and did an amazing move where she caressed my balls. Genuinely felt amazing!

I believe it's around £35 for 30 mins and around £65ish for an hour. Comms were fine although she was late on one occasion but made it up to me. She doesn't offer full service and it's strictly massage, HJ, and playing with her. She's English too!

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[Sinz]

Nice to meet you Tout 

Hope you had a good short visit on UKP

[indiemusicfan123]

I have no idea what you mean by tout. If you're suggesting I'm advertising then you're totally wrong!
I'm new to this so cut me some slack!

Thanks

[Sinz]

I have no idea what you mean by tout. If you're suggesting I'm advertising then you're totally wrong!
I'm new to this so cut me some slack!

Thanks

 

[Wankingdead]

With all the due respect. And you look like a nice lady, obviously this review was written by you Linda.

[indiemusicfan123]

With all the due respect. And you look like a nice lady, obviously this review was written by you Linda.

No it wasn't   

[Parking]

To be honest it does read like an advert...and more than twice my age no thanks

[nigel4498]

No it wasn't   

Oh yes it was.
( well it's almost pantomime time) 

[indiemusicfan123]

To be honest it does read like an advert...and more than twice my age no thanks

Ah apologies if it does! Wasn't my intention for it to be read like that.

[LLPunting]

With all the due respect. And you look like a nice lady, obviously this review was written by you Linda.

Oh you're so wrong...

Anna, her daughter, produces all the marketing materials.   

On further review of the "review" the correctness of the English seemed at odds with the rest of Anna's productions, so I'm inclined to believe this is a "friend" attempting to tout and failing due to lack of familiarity with the pricing structure despite his multiple visits to the lady.   

Do concur that this smells oh so like a tout.

[indiemusicfan123]

Oh you're so wrong...

Anna, her daughter, produces all the marketing materials.   

On further review of the "review" the correctness of the English seemed at odds with the rest of Anna's productions, so I'm inclined to believe this is a "friend" attempting to tout and failing due to lack of familiarity with the pricing structure despite his multiple visits to the lady.   

Do concur that this smells oh so like a tout.

I've seen Anna before and she wasn't so good. Really strict on clock watching and it wasn't the best massage.

[TheVictim]

Hi all,

I can't find any reviews of Linda anywhere online but she's brill! I've seen her a few times now and cannot recommend highly enough for a naked massage.

Late 50's and she isn't the best looking lady facially but her body is superb. She's more than happy to get naked and she's been a masseuse for many years so she knows what she's doing. Ample chest and trimmed pussy. She was comfortable with me playing with her and she gushed very quickly and quietly.


She asked me to lie in the doggy position and did an amazing move where she caressed my balls. Genuinely felt amazing!

I believe it's around £35 for 30 mins and around £65ish for an hour. Comms were fine although she was late on one occasion but made it up to me. She doesn't offer full service and it's strictly massage, HJ, and playing with her. She's English too!

External Link/Members Only

After reading this it does not read as an advert because the pricing is not accurate at all. On the website it clearly states that for 1 hr costs £50. However, there is an outcall charge of £65. So the real question is ‘What price did this person actually pay?’ There are assertions of how good her massages are because of the length of time she has being performing them. But what is good about her massages which interested you the most?

Although there is not much detail about the actual massage  this does come across as a geninue punt rather than an advert. Just my opinion though.

[spiritualsoul]

Really is not a tout.
Linda is genuine.  A lovely sensual massage, no sex or BJ but highly erotic

[killerbees]

Hi all,

I can't find any reviews of Linda anywhere online but she's brill! I've seen her a few times now and cannot recommend highly enough for a naked massage.

Late 50's and she isn't the best looking lady facially but her body is superb. She's more than happy to get naked and she's been a masseuse for many years so she knows what she's doing. Ample chest and trimmed pussy. She was comfortable with me playing with her and she gushed very quickly and quietly.

She asked me to lie in the doggy position and did an amazing move where she caressed my balls. Genuinely felt amazing!

I believe it's around £35 for 30 mins and around £65ish for an hour. Comms were fine although she was late on one occasion but made it up to me. She doesn't offer full service and it's strictly massage, HJ, and playing with her. She's English too!

External Link/Members Only

The state of this "review". Who uses the word brill lmao. "she asked me to lie in the doggy position" jesus wept 
These touts are getting lazier and lazier.

[A Decent Fist]

Regardless of all the above, they seem to be offering a mother-and-daughter four-hands massage. That arouses my inner pervert so much I just have to try it. I'll be on the blower in the morning, girls.

[anotherwoody69]

Anna and Linda are very well known in massage circles.

I believe Anna has moved to the Midlands, but mum Linda is still London based. Hampstead last I heard.

Anna is proper bonkers, very into new age spiritual stuff and lived/worked from a really grotty messy flat. Unreliable as well, too much pot I think. She offered a teasing massage, never any more and certainly no HR.

Mum, Linda, is a little saner, and offered some hand relief and occasionally you could get under the jumper.

Overall the impression I get was unless at the time you could see them together and run with the fantasy of mum/daughter in your mind it really wasn't worth the bother.

As to the review above, my money is on "a friend" for this one...