This is my first review, a bit belated as it's for a girl at the Asian Shop just under a month ago. Most people here are probably aware of the place, girls rotate weekly and unfortunately for me Lisa is long gone.
External Link/Members OnlyI texted the shop enquiring about the girls they had in that week. The reply came:
"Chinese lady Lisa her name. She 26 yrs size 8-10 and busty 34C. She has experience massage"All the information provided was accurate, apart from the age, but then is par for the course. Still around early to mid 30's, I think. The understatement was definitely in the
"She has experience massage." Jesus fucking Christ, she certainly has experience!
I went to the place and was greeted amicably by the madam, who introduced me to Lisa. She looked great. Lovely smile, lovely tits, sweet and funny. Limited English but I wasn't there for the conversation.
Paperwork done out of the way (1 hour for £100, I tipped her an extra £20).
She stripped off, I stripped off, she asked if I wanted to start with massage. I always want to start with a massage so I said yes.
This turned out to be the best move I ever made punting wise. But I didn't know it at the beginning. The massage started - and finished - dry. No oil was applied, which confused me, as this was what I was used to so far with previous punts of this type. Lisa kind of kneaded my flesh with the palm of her hand, starting with my backside, moving up and down my back and arms, then back to my backside. She paid long attention via this method to the base of spine which became quite arousing over time. The whole process on my back was augmented by Lisa moving and leaning her body weight on me, digging her elbows into my spine and shoulders. She would also brush her marvelous tits over my back whispering "Is good?"
It was so good I actually could barely speak to reply.
This hard, rhythmic, dry massage continued all down my back, arms, shoulders and backside. Whatever she was doing was so expert it was fucking transcendental.
I mean, I've had massages from the lovely Cara and they are seriously good, proper massage, but this was like nothing I'd experienced.
Lisa moved down to concentrate in the same manner on my legs, but still moving up to my upper body, alternating with superb skill. At times she would lay her bodyweight on my back, supported by her elbows where she would manipulate my spine; the bonus being that I could feel her gorgeous boobs and neatly trimmed bush pressing into me.
At the same time as doing this Lisa was slowly pushing my legs apart with her knees and then slowly moving from hard massage to soft and sensual, the tips of her fingers dancing over my back and bum, then to teasing my balls and cock. The fluttery touch she had was amazing. Lisa then started handling my cock with more serious intent using both hands on my balls and shaft until I couldn't take any more and I turned over. Seeing my old boy up and ready for action Lisa said, "Hmmm, strong. Strong." I was thinking that I'll show her strong later.
Taking some wet wipes in her hand Lisa made sure my meat and two veg were thoroughly clean, then she took to strumming my banjo with her tongue, no raincoat involved. Her technique was, like everything so far, fucking stellar. It was so good that I had to resort to thinking of the classic "Margeret Thatcher naked on the toilet on a cold day, Margaret Thatcher naked on a toilet on a cold day" to prevent this semen demon from unleashing the flood gates.
Lisa then asked "Fuck me?" I was like, "Yes fucking please!" I think she was afraid of how "strong" I was and proceeded to wrap one leg around mine to stop too deep a penetration. I wanted to get balls deep in her stunning pussy but didn't want to be a complete cunt, so I slowly manoeuvred her legs up, her knees up around her waist, and began giving her a deeper fucking, slowly upping the tempo without going full rampant caveman. All girls give the "pleasurable moaning" for the benefit of the punter but I knew she was feeling the "strong."
Unfortunately it seemed that the cum wasn't coming. Maybe it was the couple of beers I had previous, maybe the strategic pre-punt wank, maybe it was Lisa's activation of my sacral Chakra when massaging the base of my spine, but despite my really enjoying Lisa my trouser snake wasn't cooperating with the proper finish.
Some absolutely expert (as with everything else) deep throating, wanking and tit wanks didn't work either; so she encouraged me to sit on her stomach whilst she lay on her back. Lisa looked at me and asked "You want cum on my tits?"
Fuck yeah!
She tossed me off whilst saying "Cum on me baby, cum on me" until I of course did. A lovely load on her jubblies.
Time had overrun slightly (another punter was wanting in) but she cleaned me off and gave a final massage on my front. She did this amazing arm massage that finished with pulling down on my fingers, her fingers leaving my fingertips with a popping sound. It was great.
Lisa waited patiently for me to get dressed, then all very bubbly led me out into hallway (she was naked) and to the front door, giving me a final hug and said goodbye.
Lisa isn't back until January apparently. I'll be there, without a fucking doubt.
