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External Link/Members OnlyPlace: Basement flat few mins from Swiss Cottage Tube
Services: Naked massage, HJ, OWO
Price: £120 /1 hour
Comms: Adequate
The Shower: Not A Precision Instrument
Zoey24: I think she's drop-dead gorgeous
Speaks English: yes, we had a conversation.
VFM: Yes
Return: Yes
Zoey is a Brazilian woman over for a few weeks who specialises in “Tantric” massage. I thought that sounded fun so I TOFTT.
Note that the comms/booking are handled by someone else. Zoey then texts you from another number – that's the number you need to save in your phone; the number on website and aw ending in 366 doesn't seem to get replied to once you've made the booking.
Zoey helpfully gets the shower working – so you don't get frozen or scalded; personally, once I got used to treating the controls with the delicacy I would a ticking time bomb, everything was fine.
Basically she massaged me on the back then turned me over and gave me an HJ. It didn't take too long for me to pop. Normally I can only manage one go, but to give her credit she got me up again and was trying really hard to make me come a second time with hands and mouth. I didn't quite manage it.
I really enjoyed lying back and being given a seeing-to. Recently I have been doing half hour bookings because longer is usually a waste of money but I realise this stresses me out a bit – I am not a machine and I need to relax and get into it. So I had a good time.
Quiz:
What would you rather look at?
a. An interesting collection of stains on the ceiling
b. A beautiful naked woman
If your answer is B, you need to ask Zoey for an extra pillow for your head.
Zoey has fantastic breasts – I'm not sure if they are natural or slightly enhanced. She lets you fondle them, so that was great.
The massage isn't a proper professional massage – that said, it did do my bad back some good, which I appreciated.
Zoey's only over here for a couple more weeks so if this sounds appealing, you shouldn't wait.
NOTE TO SELF: after sex, my traffic awareness seems shot to shit – every time now I do something stupid crossing the road; I nearly kamikazied heading back to Swiss Cottage tube.
BTW you can stay in the warm when you arrive, in the Swiss Cottage Pub, and text her from there – it's a very short walk away (less than 5 mins), assuming you survive the Finchley Road maelstrom. The street is residential and you'll stick out like a sore thumb if you are lurking. Dunno what the parking's like as I came via tube.