Smurfette 42 Basingstoke

[Mightier Than]

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Not sure how to rate this, Neutral or Positive.  No issues with service, and at £60 for 30 minutes it could be good vfm; but too quiet, no spark and nothing to excite me.  So gave it a neutral as I wouldn't return.

Location is a quiet residential area a couple of miles from the town centre, so need to drive there.

Good comms, phone and text.  Agreed to 30 mins for £60, incl OWO & FK.  Described at 43, size 14, both which seem correct.  She's plain rather than attractive, and has a saggy belly, but that was within my expectations.

Off with the clothes  and started FK which was good, then OWO which was OK, not deep, and she let me finger her at the same time.  Tried 69.  Her pussy tasted fine, but hard to get to with her size, and she doesn't have the pussy flaps that I like.

On with the mac, her on top, then missionary.  Finished off with more OWO, CIM & swallow.

Positives:
Accurate profile – age,& size
Fingering; OWO, CIM & Swallow

Neutral:
Plain looking and saggy belly – but nothing unexpected for age & size

Negative:
No spark.  Too quiet and nothing to excite me

[James999]

Who the fuck is she kidding with her profile age "43"  She's clearly nearer 60 than 40 

[latecomer]

Thanks for this review.  I'd been looking at her profile recently as she's not too far away and did seem good vfm.  However, I don't like either plump or tattooed women and, no matter how much I looked at her pictures, I just couldn't find them sufficiently attractive.  Well done for TOFTT.

[Mightier Than]

She's clearly nearer 60 than 40

And you would know how?

Because you've seen her? Clearly not
Because you can accurately judge ages from face-blurred photos? Clearly not
Because you feel the need to say something - and as usual you do not have anything useful to say...

[James999]

And you would know how?

By looking at the pictures she's posted, look at her skin, it's that of a woman a lot older than the stated age 

[Mightier Than]

By looking at the pictures she's posted, look at her skin, it's that of a woman a lot older than the stated age

As she clearly is not anywhere near 60 when seen in the flesh, this would suggest she's Photoshopped the photos to make her look older???

[James999]

As she clearly is not anywhere near 60

I Said..............

She's clearly nearer 60 than 40 

[Mightier Than]

I Said..............

Of course you did.  But you haven't SEEN her.  Judging by your zero reviews, and literally thousands of useless comments, there's nothing to suggest you've ever seen anyone.

[James999]

Are you suffering from a bit of EAS, I commented on her profile and her looks, I didn't realise you had a crush on her and get upset, anyway boring now, I think she looks old you are clearly smitten, you can't argue that she doesn't look old and convince people she doesn't look old, I'll leave you to blossom your relationship with her, hurry up she'll be down to the post office to pick up her pension soon 

[linkburn]

I, like many others, am just bored of reading your infantile comments on every comments board without ever adding anything of value.

[time2play]

I, like many others, am just bored of reading your infantile comments on every comments board without ever adding anything of value.

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[Derrick101]

I, like many others, am just bored of reading your infantile comments on every comments board without ever adding anything of value.

+1

[Huawei]

I, like many others, am just bored of reading your infantile comments on every comments board without ever adding anything of value.

+1

[coolkid05]

Was thinking of visiting her, but not too sure now after your review.