External Link/Members OnlyIndian massage girls are rarer than on-time Southern trains in these parts, so I jumped at this one. Price confirmed as £60 for an hour, comms were quick and clear and she arrived - make sure you're holding onto something - early. Early. Early.
Puja is quite small, maybe 5'7", size 8 with nice big hooters. She's pretty in a studenty, glasses-wearing way. Says she's 22, which I find believable. Definitely Indian. Friendly, quite apologetic. She came by cab, rather than in Sergei's car. Did I mention she was early?
The massage was... interesting. She heated up some olive oil (yep) in my microwave (I was tempted to ask for discounted rates in lieu of electricity usage) and use that. Lots of that. The massage vigorous and quite Ayurvedic in style; really good, other than me feeling like a piece of bacon. With 10 mins to go she said "10 mins to go", to which I, following the script perfectly, asked what else was available? The answer was only HR for 20; no stripping or any other monkey business. I don't ever go for HR, so we went back to legit-land. Then I had an incredibly long shower and de-oiled.
