Author Topic: Exclusive Viki - Camberley - total conveyor belt  (Read 2425 times)


27 review(s) for EXCLUSIVE VIKI (17 positive, 5 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline thekman100

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£80 for HH....but more like 20 mins max

After a few decent punts from the touring russians in Camberley and after striking out on London to see two on my hotlist, I thought I'd head back closer to home and book a 'safe bet'. Viki has been the elusive russian on my HL for a while and was favourably reviewed on here.

Confirmed time via text.

Arrived early by 10 mins. Asked if I could come up. Noticed another possible punter entering the premises just as I parked. I hoped this wasn't someone skipping the line. Waiting 5 mins with no reply, started to open up the mobile app for alternatives. Received a text finally saying to wait 10 mins as I was 10 mins early....no...at this point it was 5 mins prior to our booking time...anyway I waited. A reasonable time to wait. At this point another car has parked directly opposite and I am sure is another punter.....

To a tee, 5 mins after booked time I got a text to go up.

Viki is attractive, wonderful eyes but she doesn't show them off enough. not mega slim but curves in the right places...apart from boobs, I was a bit disappointed at those, south facing and deflated. :( however, the rest was nice and a lovely smooth skin.

Greeted with smile and a semi kiss, offered shower. I came out and she wasn't ready yet...bit disappointed as it didn't take that long to stash some cash. Arrived a few mins later. Now, from the off....it didn't go to plan but I went with it as this was now Plan C and she was attractive and I expected better.

She bent over the bed to offer her ass. I knelt and licked out both holes. I wasn't really bothered by this and wanted to kiss and cuddle really but went with it. A few mins of this and she turned and sat on the bed. Some OWO after wet wipes (err...i have just had a shower....) which was okay...really, distinctly average. I got bored standing up. I suggested 69 which she agreed.

However, for the first few mins of 69, she just sat on my face. I was like....err...I'm rock hard, get my cock in your mouth please. She finally paid it some attention and for brief moments it was good. however, far too brief. she would stop and give fake moans about my tongue in her pussy...I'm not that good, sorry luv.

She made the decision to grab the condom as she said she was desperate for my cock in her. I actually didn't want to fuck. I wanted kissing, stroking, OWO and CIM. A lazyboy 30 mins!!! Anyway, I felt I didn't I had been offered any choice in this booking nor was I gonna get one, so on she jumped. Wasn't great, not particularly tight, boobs were poor as mentioned, not much eye contact (which is a pity as her eyes are her best feature).

You can guess who's idea it was to change to mish. Also completely average. She can take a pounding though. Switch to doggy......at her request...more pounding. then her urges to cum. At this point i just felt this was all going completely through the motions and she wanted me to cum in the bag asap.

It wasn't gonna happen in the bag. Sorry babe but i said 'this was not what I wanted and you weren't tight enough to trigger the shot'....oh I said this in my mind...instead I said I'm going on my back and i want your mouth. Nope....her mouth was going nowhere near my dick. Lots of hand action, spitting at my cock from a distance, lots of shoving her pussy around my face (does this do it for anybody other than foreplay?) and dirty talk.

To cut a story a bit short, prompted by her, I ended up wanking MYSELF off whilst she was getting dressed again....WTF. Maybe I was out of time but it really didn't feel like 30 mins by a long shot and considering she was 5 mins late....

Anyway, finally cracked one out. Whoopee.

I was offered a shower which i declined as can do so properly at home. I walked out, checked my watch and I was in there for 25 mins MAX and this included shower time.

I had Confirmed CIM included in previous text and hadn't got it and I don't think is on offer. I was never asked what I wanted or were my requests met with any form of 'fake' willingness. So, I didn't feel like it was MY 30 mins at all...not one bit. I feel she trades on her looks and not service. Nothing was above average apart from her eyes.

The guy in the car was still there on his phone...no doubt waiting for the text to go up. Mate, if you are reading this....I hope you got a better session than I did.

YMMV but she is off myHL and on the BL. I will not be returning at all to this Russian. I will however, go back to see Ieva and...the other lady I have forgotten her name, as their services are far superior.

Offline luthor

Thanks for the review mate, sorry it was so shi*e, was due to see her today but have cancelled now.

Offline Knickersoff278

Well I saw her for an hour yesterday and must confess I had a great time. Review to follow when I get a minute. Go ahead and see her as I found her friendly, funny and filthy.

Offline thekman100

Well I saw her for an hour yesterday and must confess I had a great time. Review to follow when I get a minute. Go ahead and see her as I found her friendly, funny and filthy.

Hi, I am not saying she wasn't friendly. My review states that I felt like something to be gotten in, unloaded and gotten out as soon as possible as there was clearly another punter waiting.

I didn't get CIM. I would be interested to see if you did? I don't think she offers it based on my experience. All services were extremely bland. Had she struck up a rapport (like the other girls have from this flat) and asked what I liked, I would have been so much more turned on but she dived straight into dictating the meeting, I don't find someone gyrating their pussy over my face attractive AT ALL.

Finally, she was as far away from my cock as possible when I came....by my own hand, and getting dressed whilst I still had 10 mins left of my time which she was 5 mins late for?

I clearly say your mileage may vary at the end. If you catch her on a quieter day then maybe she'll be good. But I can only review on my experience and I pay for 30 mins of time, not a 20 minute pump and dump. I can't afford to risk £80 on it again.

Offline Knickersoff278

Fair play mate, you had your experience, I had mine, sometimes you just don’t quite click on the day, it’s happened to me before in that flat.

Offline MrMatrix

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Bad luck OP. Shes been on my HL for a few months. Sounds like you went a day too early as knickersoff seemed to have had a better time- a fact I'm sure you dont need reminding off. This has happened to me in the past with one of the other Russians. Its a bit of a lottery really. Best of luck next time OP. And thanks for the review. :hi:

Offline thekman100

Cheers dude. I guess being sandwiched between two bookings rarely leads of a quality punt although I have been with girls who literally ensure my time is my time and standards don't drop because there is another booking soon after.

These girls are, however, are very much in the minority!

Punt at quieter times of the day I guess and go back to girls who leave significant time between appointments. For hygiene reasons if anything!

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Cheers dude. I guess being sandwiched between two bookings rarely leads of a quality punt although I have been with girls who literally ensure my time is my time and standards don't drop because there is another booking soon after.

These girls are, however, are very much in the minority!

Punt at quieter times of the day I guess and go back to girls who leave significant time between appointments. For hygiene reasons if anything!
What time of the day did you see her, out of interest.  :unknown:

Offline thekman100

I can tell you precisely.

I booked for 6.20. I arrived at 6.10. Went in at 6.25 and was out on the roadside again by 6.52!!!!

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I can tell you precisely.

I booked for 6.20. I arrived at 6.10. Went in at 6.25 and was out on the roadside again by 6.52!!!!
I too would be pissed off as well. Think its happened to us all at some time or other. She picked on the wrong client to do this with. I had a similar shit experience 7 years ago where the WG was doing back to back clients. I get in there and she's not washed her face and it was obvious the last guy had given her a facial. Not nice. Didnt know about UKP then......yuk.
As a result I now rarely punt after 4pm.

Offline thekman100

Do you know MR M. I need to keep a better eye on the times I punt. I think there really is something to be said for daytime punting over evening punting. Odds on they have more energy I guess. A lot of girls go quiet over school holidays too (I wonder why! haha).

However, I've just posted about Amy. That was an evening punt and ended up being very successful.  :thumbsup:

Something to bear in mind though, I'll try this russian lot again during the day and see what happens. Not that girl though. She's had her chance I'm afraid.