External Link/Members OnlyThe escort in this review is a land whale, just a heads up.
Location: Hotel on the Purley way, near the city limits. Sadly not a discreet hotel IMHO as the lifts are right infront of and in close proxity to the reception (however no key cards required).
comms: pretty good to be honest, sms, then phone call in which room number was given.
Girl: The photos do her justice in terms of size
she has a nose ring of the sort you would expect to see on a bull. Was dressed in an outfit, but due to sheer size it wasn't flattering. That's as much as I saw.
Fortunately the punt didn't happen in the end, After entering the room and saying a quick hello and extremely brief small talk, I pulled my wallet out of my pocket in full view and opened it ready to hand over some cash. I like to confirm services first (duh) so I was just about to briefly confirm services and she abruptly said in a horrible tone
"Can you pay me now!"
I smiled in a "what the fuck" kinda way as I was clearly holding my wallet, index finger and thumb grasping all the notes ready to pull them out completely and hand it to her.....
I got the impression her attitude probably stank, and as she was a last resort on a desperate night in a desolate place like croydon,
I had no trouble walking. I can't imagine why anyone would put up with shit like that from that.
good luck folks.
