Author Topic: Top_rimming_bj Milton keynes, waste of time  (Read 1965 times)


31 review(s) for Top_Rimming_bj_laura (21 positive, 3 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by ]
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Offline oldskool

This is pretty brief as not much happened.

Had been let down by another girl who I will do a separate review for and really just wanted a BJ to completion just to clear the mist, I'd browsed her profile before but was'nt interested in the rimming and knew that if I was going to see her it was just going to be a BJ as I'm not kissing or going down on anyone who I know for a fact has had their tongue buried in some mans hairy butt hole that day (you can suck my cock of course, I know I know its still part of me!!lol)

so this is her External Link/Members Only

comms were straight forward, I knew the address already as I've been there multiple times , annabellas have used it in the past, central MK next to the postoffice, all the flats are generally in good shape so was'nt worried about that part.

anyway turn up on time and go up, greeted in the traditional hiding behind door way, this is where the first disappointment happened.. she is'nt THAT fit, she is'nt ugly at all but far from stunning and if anything looked a little worse for wear in the tired sense.
so paperwork sorted she insisted on a shower but I explained I did'nt want rimming and had just had a shower, I just wanted a BJ.. I laughed at this point trying to bring some sort of spark to the conversation, as thus far it was very very clinical, but not even a smile from her....
she stashed the cash and I sat on the bed...now I know I need to take my clothes off and its only a BJ and we are'nt going GFE here BUT I want some vague build up, not just "get clothes off, get on bed, lay on spunky towel" at least make it feel like I'm not some sort of "thing" that needs dealing with inthe production line....
anyway she says take your clothes off, at this point a laughed again as the situation just seemed comical that I was being told what to do with no warmth by someone I'd just given £70, at this point she said something along the lines of "what is your problem, why do you keep laughing" I said am I not allowed to smile or laugh? at this point she just stared at me like I was ....well I don't actually know what like, she just stared at me, it was at this point that I thought fuck this and politely demanded my money back and walked.

was probably one of the most impersonal experiences I've ever had, massively overated in looks and service, maybe she gives great BJs who knows, but its entirely on her terms... it blows my mind that someone is prepared to stick their tongue in the most likely place to make them seriously ill but won't give a more intimate feeling service outside of it.

to top it off once I demanded my money back I started picking up my stuff and was told to hurry and leave in an aggressive tone (I'm guessing most men just bend to her will as she is so beautiful  :rolleyes: and its hard to find a woman who will happily eat shit) and had her friend/other SP in the hallway... I wished her luck as I left

Online SloeJoggs

Cheers for the review.

Had been tempted to pay this Laura a visit, as I do like an occasional rimming.

A pity that there's no sign of JennyXJenny and BrilliantBrunette making a return to MK, as those 2 were really great at their rim and blow jobs!

Offline oldskool

Cheers for the review.

Had been tempted to pay this Laura a visit, as I do like an occasional rimming.

A pity that there's no sign of JennyXJenny and BrilliantBrunette making a return to MK, as those 2 were really great at their rim and blow jobs!

I think probably if you do exactly what your told, don't smile for God sake and definitely no jokes, you should get her tongue in your bum and she supposidly munches away on you like she's trying to get to the bottom of a yogurt pot without a spoon

Offline oldskool

I would love to fuck jennyxjenny again, I did enjoy her

Offline S_holmes

 Is now showing as ‘on holiday -no plan to come back’


Offline Bangers and Gash

Is now showing as ‘on holiday -no plan to come back’

What is she talking about? When you're on the game, every day is a fucking holiday.  :dash: