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83 review(s) for Fit Sarah GFE (75 positive, 5 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Mcping

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Disappointing visit which is even more a shame as she’s very friendly and good looking.

Easy comms, arranged by text

Well known block of flats in Bedminster near Asda (easy parking)

30 minutes £80

OWO, RO, protected sex various positions.

Main reason for negative was the stench of her pussy and visible discharge  :vomit:

After a great welcome, I was very impressed. She’s taller than I expected but very good looking with dark features almost Mediterranean looking. Ok fake tits (I normally prefer real)

Good kissing and very good owo. No deep throat which is a shame but was expected.

Sex was also good and I thought things were going well..

Midway through I went down on her and nearly puked..her vag was stinking and I noticed some milky discharge! I’ve had plenty of girl cum and happy to put the discharge down to that but the smell was vile.

Such a shame as would have been a firm positive otherwise

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Sorry to hear that. Glad she was fully booked when I tried to see her last week.

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Sounds like back to back punters?

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Hi x

I'm sorry to hear that you had a bad experience with me.

As I'm quite interested in health, I would like to make one thing clear. It is completely normal for women to have white/milky discharge, especially during sex. It's not just a result of an orgasm.

Vaginal discharge-Wikipedia:

"During sexual arousal and intercourse, the amount of fluid in the vagina increases due to engorgement of blood vessels surrounding the vagina."

For those concerned about colour of the discharge

Webmd.com
What is the reason of WHITE discharge in female?
This keeps the vagina clean and helps prevent infection. Most of the time, vaginal discharge is perfectly normal. The amount can vary, as can odor and hue (its color can range from clear to a milky white-ish), depending on the time in your menstrual cycle.

 Why do we have any discharges?

NHS website:
Vaginal discharge is caused by mucus produced from the cervix, the lower part of the womb that leads into the vagina.
It helps keeps your vagina moist and protects it from infection.
Normal vaginal discharge is:
-clear or white
-not smelly
-thick and sticky for most of the menstrual cycle
clearer, wetter and more slippery around the time of ovulation – this might not happen if you're using hormonal contraception.

Smelly? Of course, it can be a sign of an infection. But not always. Actually, it is more likely to be caused by your diet rather than an infection. Everyone heard about "eating pineapple to make sperm taste better"  :D

External Link/Members Only  -6. Strong smelling foods like asparagus, garlic, and curry can make your crotch sweat stinkier.

Basically, whatever affects the smell of your sweat, affects the smell of your intimate areas as well.

Of course unpleasant situations like this are easy to avoid- this is why I'm using intimate wash just before the meeting, and before the second round. And this is exactly why, after offering my visitor a drink, I'm introducing him to my bathroom (pre-cum will always taste salty and unpleasant, even if you go on pineapple-only diet ;) )

I can't remember our meeting (as I don't know who you are), but from what I understand you didn't want to give me oral before we had sex or in between rounds, but during we were having sex already. Well, a mixture of my natural, normal, milky/white-ish juices (and yes, I am a garlic lover, it's the best natural antibiotic), latex taste of condom and probably KY Jelly... Yes, maybe it wasn't as delicious as rose petal tea.
I can only say big thank you for managing to not puke on me.  :hi:
And be glad that I've ordered a curry take away tonight, because tomorrow I have a day off. :D


By the way, back to serious stuff, a thing worth mentioning- "Pre-exposure prophylaxis, or PrEP, is a way for people who DO NOT have HIV but who are at substantial risk of getting it to prevent HIV infection by taking a pill every day."
If you haven't heard of these pills yet, it's a good idea to google it and have a read.  I'm taking it everyday. It costs around £45 per month, but gives you a peace of mind if you are seeing escorts.

Kind regards,
Smelly Fit Sarah  :) x

Offline Mcping

Thanks for the reply Sarah...

I’m happy to give you the benefit of the doubt on the milkyness.

Sort the smell out and I might return x

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Hi,

Thank you for getting back to me as well.
You are more than welcome to pay me another visit. But I'm not too sure if this reply will convince you to do it.

I'm spending 24 hours per day with my pussy and I have absolutely no concerns about my hygiene or health or whatsoever. 
The same when it comes to the way I'm organising my bookings- I know the best how much time to refresh, both myself (physically and mentally) and my bedroom, I need to allow in between meetings. And I always have that time.

If I had any concerns, I would not be replying to this negative review now and keeping it on the top of the "south west" list. But sitting in the corner of my room, crying and praying for it to have as little views, as possible or disappear by a miracle instead.

I need to add, because it may seem like I do- I have no hard feeling towards you.
I still like the review, because I'm happy that you've found me attractive, friendly and you enjoyed my oral skills.  ;)
[my sense of humour] And did not puke all over me  :rose: [/my sense of humour]

S. x

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Smells like that are a real no no for me  :thumbs down:

You may wish to offer a little extra to the OP to help sort things out?

Your choice of course, but in all other ways you seem to be top totty, so why not make amends if you can?

Don't wish to offend, just a practical suggestion?  :hi:

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You may wish to offer a little extra to the OP

Pimping for mcping, or just your friendly, local escort advice service?  :D
« Last Edit: October 22, 2017, 12:58:27 pm by sloopjohnb »

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Pimping for mcping, or just your friendly, local escort advice service?  :D

When my car smelt oily because they had spilled it right down the engine onto the pipe I got a full MOT and service for free, so I guess that is where the idea came from   :drinks:

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If its smelly its most probably Bacterial Vaginosis, whilst harmless its probs  best not to escort or offer pussy licking whilst you have it.  :rose:
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Hi Rebecca, nice to finally "meet" you x  :rose: :hi:

I do 100% agree with you that it's not fair to keep meeting  our customers  when we are aware of any infection we may possibly have. Even if it's harmless, and especially if it's potentially harmful.
But I have to slightly disagree with such a quick suggestion of me "most probably" having the Bacterial Vaginosis.

Self test for vaginal infections cost only around £7 in Asda (and we all know I'm based only 2mins walk away from there :) ), so I pick it up from the shelf as often, as I do with condoms and wet wipes. Results- always clear.

If we want to play "Dr google" game, we need some more specific informations from McPing-how exactly would he describe the smell.
Was it acidic, decayed, chemical, cheesy? Did my pussy smell like fish and taste like chicken?

The more information we got, the better answer we can get. We may diagnose me with anything starting from a cold, ending on a brain tumour.

Or simply come to a conclusion that I've suggested before. That it was just not the best time to give me oral-after we started having protected, vaginal sex already, what ended up in McPing tasting and smelling an unfortunate mix of latex, KY Jelly and the pussy juices/discharge that may have been possibly affected by something I ate before.

I still can't recall this meeting, as I always receive oral during the foreplay, 69 etc, or before the second round (so after I went to the bathroom and refreshed again). Then my pussy taste/smell can vary from neutral to FemFresh fragrance only.

Anyway, I'm more than happy to play that Doctor Google game. I'm not new to escorting, and it's the first time someone has complained about the standards of my hygiene.
Night for everyone,
Sarah x








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Hi Sarah bv is fishy but with no clarification as I wasn't there I've no idea what he smelt lol anyway at least bv proves you wash !!  :rose:
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Offline Mcping

Sarah, I like the cut of your jib and happy to give the benefit of the doubt. Your explanation sounds plausible and the punt was great until that point..I may be tempted to return when I’m next in Bristol.

I wouldnt worry about ER commenting on your vag, she should be more concerned about her leaky titties 😂

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Hi Mcping  :hi:

Great, I'm also happy to end this disputation :timeout: and celebrate your 300th post written on UKP at the same time.  :drinks:

Lactating when not breastfeeding can be caused by many different things. Silly reasons, for example a side effect of taking SSRI, but also much more serious health problems. But nothing that would put her visitors at risk. So to all guys- please, don't ever negatively judge things like this too quickly.
 I'm sure Rebecca is aware of the reason why does she has this "problem" and I hope it's nothing too serious and wish her all the best :rose: ,because nothing is more important than health, we can't buy it, can we?

Kisses and best wishes for everyone, end of the story of my pussy   :kiss: ,
Fit Clean and Talkative Sarah GFE


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Thank you Sarah as you can see I wasn't being negative towards you some members on here love to try cause problems..... my lactating comes from side effects of radiation and serious health issues and I find it sad McPing finds it ok to joke about it.
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Offline Mr Kent (Not AW)

Not overly interested in this subject, although it is important I am sure.

Can I just say in all my years reading reviews and comments on this site and similar, I have never read such well scripted, perfectly communicated, with exemplary grammar and altogether divine script that SarahGFE has produced. I imagine there are few English Graduates who could write so well, credit to you!

Now, where were we.....?     

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Yep, Sarah gets a A+ for her eloquence and well reasoned discussion on the subject, quite fancy meeting her for a chat.

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If its smelly its most probably Bacterial Vaginosis, whilst harmless its probs  best not to escort or offer pussy licking whilst you have it.  :rose:

Often caused by oversashing

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Maybe best to do a sniff test Sarah. 

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Hi virtualwaster  :hi:

Yes, It's truth. For some people (mostly guys, as they thankfully don't have vaginas :cool: ) it may be surprising, how easy it is to get BV. Just a change of the natural PH of your vagina can cause it. And changing that natural PH is so easy-for example the oversashing you have mentioned. Also silly, little mistakes, like using normal shower gel to wash your intimate areas, instead of using gels designated for that, which keeps the PH balanced.
Went through that myself, when I was a young teenager, "overdosing" :) tampons.

But now I'm a grown up woman, I know how to take the best care of my pussy. It's the second most important part of my body-after my brain. Currently I'm an escort and having sex pays my bills and helps to achieve the targets I have for my future, so I can't "afford" to mistreat what I have in between my legs :)

My own quote from one of the previous posts:

"Self test for vaginal infections cost only around £7 in Asda (and we all know I'm based only 2mins walk away from there :) ), so I pick it up from the shelf as often, as I do with condoms and wet wipes. Results- always clear."

By the way, thank you for appreciation of my English language skills, Mr Kent. I believe it's still far from that good, but I will eventually get there. You must learn English at schools in Poland from age of 6/7 to 18. It will always be a big mystery for me... Knowing the meaning of floccinaucinihilipilification is not essential, but how someone of my age cannot be able to have at least a basic conversation in English?
 
Wishing you all sweet dreams,
S.








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Often caused by oversashing

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Maybe best to do a sniff test Sarah.
me too, ive tried a couple of times over a few weeks but cant get the timing right, last time the only time I could make she was already booked but I'm sure I will get there in the end
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Offline jaysimon

Think this must be the first times that a negative thread has made me add two escorts to my hot list!

Offline Doombar

Bottom line is that her pussy smelt bad and it spoilt the meet.

I have noticed this to be a problem with some condoms (the cheap ones WGs get for free from GUM).  I tend to do RO as part of fore-play and not sometime L8 in the meet for that reason.  However, if the girl does back to back meets and no shower in between then she will smell bad at the start too.

 :hi:

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..................far  more  articulate  and  intelligent    than  all  the  Brits  put  together  !

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Offline PeachyAssFan

Think this must be the first times that a negative thread has made me add two escorts to my hot list!

Really???

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..................far  more  articulate  and  intelligent    than  all  the  Brits  put  together  !

  EUtwentyseven    5     -------  Little  England   0
Really..  :rolleyes:

Are you an EE by any change ?  Sergei ? 

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Really..  :rolleyes:

Are you an EE by any change ?  Sergei ?
I think that response pretty much proves his point.

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I think that response pretty much proves his point.

they don't have predictive in the EU?

as for his post what will the 100 extra spaces?

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This thread is getting ridiculous-politics?!
Do you really not have enough of this, are we going to turn the conversation about me, into a silly talk about EU?
I prefer geography and history, rather than this. Anyone has seen me in May (not in June, what was expected  to be "the end of May") and has something to add?  :lol:

By the way, geographically, the center of Europe is in Lithuania- closer to Belarus, than to the easternmost point of Poland.
I'm Slavic, but I do not consider myself as an EE person.
We all read, listen and think about politics, what is not a bad thing, best to stay updated. But god... this was supposed to be a thread about my vagina, wasn't it?

[my sense of humour] Maybe my Sergei would consider himself as an EE, this name is Russian, shall I ask?. Sergiusz (polish equivalent of the name Sergei) is a very rare name in Poland [/my sense of humour]

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This thread is getting ridiculous-politics?!
Do you really not have enough of this, are we going to turn the conversation about me, into a silly talk about EU?
I prefer geography and history, rather than this. Anyone has seen me in May (not in June, what was expected  to be "the end of May") and has something to add?  :lol:

slippery slope trying to dictate how reviews comments go.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: