Author Topic: selena.hot.escort - Earls Court  (Read 1544 times)


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Offline KorbenDallas

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Finding myself with a couple of hours free mid-afternoon and some cash burning a hole in my pocket meant that the punting phone came out and a quick search through my hotlist in the area ensued.

I had hotlisted this escort a while back as I just love her look.  I gave her a quick phone call and was very soon heading over to see her.  For a first booking I decided to only risk £80 and do a half-hour booking.

I was worried that this was going to be a B&S, but she answered the door looking just as she does in the photos - superb.

I confirmed that I was there mainly for DFK and BJ, half an hour with that sexy body was going to be the highlight of the month for me!

Unfortunately the delivery didn't live up to expectations.  Quite a conveyorbelt feeling.  She pretty much ignored my earlier requests about a long slow kissing session and as soon as she had blown the old boy up (covered btw) she straddled me and started some CG.  The sight of that fantastic body had the sap rising in seconds, but as soon as I touched her tits I was told, "No, too sensitive", which kind of killed the mood.

Switched her over to doggy style and got a little rhythm going.  Was going to explode too soon so I tried to slow down at which point she told me not to mess around and to hurry up and come.  I was a bit pissed off but being balls deep already and quite close to the vinegar stroke I thought fuck-it and went for it, filling the bag shortly after.

Very quickly wiped off, encouraged to dress and leave as she needed to get ready for the next punter.  When I left the door I switched on my phone to see that I had been in there for exactly 20min - including shower time - and my desired slow, sensuous session had been turned into a standard pump-n-dump session with what felt like a back-to-back booked prossie.

Positives were definitely her very good looks and stunning body.  She swore that her tits weren't enhanced - I couldn't be sure either way as they did feel great.
Negatives were the rather emotionless, mechanical efficiency of her servicing me.

In some ways this should be a negative review, yet I keep thinking about going back to her as she is so hot.  Perhaps next time I will book a longer session and we could hit it off...  or perhaps I'll just be a mug.

Offline TheOracle

Positives were definitely her very good looks and stunning body.  She swore that her tits weren't enhanced - I couldn't be sure either way as they did feel great.

That's what she told me the first time I met her. But then she added "well, they have fat in". What I discovered the second time I met her was that the fat is injected: she uses an enhancement technique that takes fat away from other parts of the body and injects it in the breasts. She told me that she would do it again as after a while the breasts lose tone. So: they're not "fake" in the sense that the material is natural (and produced from her body), but definitely artificially enhanced.


Offline king tarzan

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Finding myself with a couple of hours free mid-afternoon and some cash burning a hole in my pocket meant that the punting phone came out and a quick search through my hotlist in the area ensued.

I had hotlisted this escort a while back as I just love her look.  I gave her a quick phone call and was very soon heading over to see her.  For a first booking I decided to only risk £80 and do a half-hour booking.

I was worried that this was going to be a B&S, but she answered the door looking just as she does in the photos - superb.

I confirmed that I was there mainly for DFK and BJ, half an hour with that sexy body was going to be the highlight of the month for me!

Unfortunately the delivery didn't live up to expectations.  Quite a conveyorbelt feeling.  She pretty much ignored my earlier requests about a long slow kissing session and as soon as she had blown the old boy up (covered btw) she straddled me and started some CG.  The sight of that fantastic body had the sap rising in seconds, but as soon as I touched her tits I was told, "No, too sensitive", which kind of killed the mood.

Switched her over to doggy style and got a little rhythm going.  Was going to explode too soon so I tried to slow down at which point she told me not to mess around and to hurry up and come.  I was a bit pissed off but being balls deep already and quite close to the vinegar stroke I thought fuck-it and went for it, filling the bag shortly after.

Very quickly wiped off, encouraged to dress and leave as she needed to get ready for the next punter.  When I left the door I switched on my phone to see that I had been in there for exactly 20min - including shower time - and my desired slow, sensuous session had been turned into a standard pump-n-dump session with what felt like a back-to-back booked prossie.

Positives were definitely her very good looks and stunning body.  She swore that her tits weren't enhanced - I couldn't be sure either way as they did feel great.
Negatives were the rather emotionless, mechanical efficiency of her servicing me.

In some ways this should be a negative review, yet I keep thinking about going back to her as she is so hot.  Perhaps next time I will book a longer session and we could hit it off...  or perhaps I'll just be a mug.

My £20 kiss test puts the services of the escort to the sword..
Simpletto she either does it or not..

Also sets the president for the remainder of the punt not to fuck around with tedious antics with the client...
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mrhappypants

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Sounds more like a warning than a recommendation with reservations = negative?


Offline KorbenDallas

Yeah, it's a bit tough. In the end I decided to mark it as a neutral rather than a negative as I am not really warning other punters away from her, nor can I give her an unreserved recommendation. As always YMMV.

She is stupidly attractive and I have quite seriously considered seeing her again but for a longer, more relaxed booking.

Offline king tarzan

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Yeah, it's a bit tough. In the end I decided to mark it as a neutral rather than a negative as I am not really warning other punters away from her, nor can I give her an unreserved recommendation. As always YMMV.

She is stupidly attractive and I have quite seriously considered seeing her again but for a longer, more relaxed booking.

Strange that
You get rushed
Fucks about on services
And you want to go back..
She gives shit service and still gets return...
1 hour you pay her for
You will be out in about 40 mins complaining again!!

Save your money pal use it elsewhere. .
You done her move on..
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In some ways this should be a negative review.

It is.

yet I keep thinking about going back to her as she is so hot.  Perhaps next time I will book a longer session and we could hit it off...  or perhaps I'll just be a mug.

I'm neither a mug nor one to be easily scammed.

Nor will I read a mislabelled "neutral" review cause of some ulterior motive (or ££££ incentive?) that damages forum credibility.

Said it once I'll say it again. £140 to stick my dick in an aesthetic prostitute's lubed up Vag only to be cold shouldered 10 minutes from meeting at the door?

For £44 you can achieve the same result in Amsterdam without booking, just go window to window and pick the hottest girl you see.

Offline BarryProudfoot

Strange that
You get rushed
Fucks about on services
And you want to go back..
She gives shit service and still gets return...
1 hour you pay her for
You will be out in about 40 mins complaining again!!

Save your money pal use it elsewhere. .
You done her move on..

+1

Offline KorbenDallas

Strange that
You get rushed
Fucks about on services
And you want to go back..
She gives shit service and still gets return...
1 hour you pay her for
You will be out in about 40 mins complaining again!!

Save your money pal use it elsewhere. .
You done her move on..

+1 KT. That is good advice.