Author Topic: Laura Raffles parlour Blackburn - Utter shite  (Read 687 times)

Offline blackburnian

Raffles Blackburn

01254 583733

2nd visit since it reopened ,took place a little while ago.

Phoned up , details given were for Laura - brunette ,size 8 , early 20s ,32b boobs ,services B-Z

Shown up to the room by the receptionist , sorted fee £55 for 30 mins , then had to wait for what seemed an age for Laura to actually be bothered to come into the room - can't say exactly how long but was I'd guess well over 5 mins .Laura was exactly as described barring hair colour - they failed to mention 1 important (to me)  detail - apparently she's "Italian"  :lol: I'd be 99% certain Romanian, however her English was very good and a fit toned body .

Regular posters can probably guess how the rest of the review goes  :diablo:

So now undressed on the bed she started a totally half hearted excuse for a massage , she can obviously multi task as she managed to be texting away while doing so.

After the wonderful massage she showed her special "Italian" bj technique which involved 90% rough handjob 9 % trying to avoid sucking my cock and 1% sucking it.

By this point I'm fairly pissed off , tried licking her nips - told no too sensitive , so asked her to get on top ,she tries to keep her hand on the base of my cock and limit much more than the tip of my cock actually getting in her ,this is never going to make me pop so decided to try giving her a proper pounding in mish, she wasn't too keen on this but I managed to pop eventually  :D

Cleaned myself up while she carried on texting and sauntered back off downstairs .

Totally shit punt - more of a wife experience than a girlfriend experience , she totally couldn't be arsed and should fuck off and do something else ,had a disdainful look in her eyes most of it , I may as well have been a giant turd lying on the bed . Probably lasted 20 mins including her time wasting coming to the room.

Suitable only to be recommended to leeches.

Bb