OverviewHer profile stated unlimited cum, appeared to be GFE focused and she was Polish rather than Romanian and having seen a positive review here, I thought I was in for a good punt but it was anything but when I saw her yesterday.
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External Link/Members Only Price £110 for an hour
Booking & CommsI texted her and asked if she would be available for an hour at 4.30PM on Thursday. I got no response back. On Friday, I texted a few girls and she responded back first so arranged to meet her at 4.30PM. I called and was advised that it was cum unlimited and OWO would be on the menu and this was confirmed. I texted her at 4PM to let her know I was on my way and got there at 4.20PM and let her know. I got a message at 4.30PM advising me she'd be 5 minutes. About 10-15 minutes later, she sent me her full address.
The locationA few minutes walk from Russell Square. Plenty of people walking around outside as it is next to a pub and a few shops. A random doorway with a buzzer system for a few flats. When you walk in there are boxes and luggage in the hallway and it's up two flights of stairs.
Room was basic with no mirrors to enhance the experience and the double bed is terrible with a weak soft mattress.
GirlFirst thing noticed was she was shorter than I was expected, more 5'2 rather than 5'5. She was wearing a sheer top and you could see she had a great rack. I didn't notice her teeth as has been mentioned by others but then again I didn't really pay attention to it.
She is as per her photos but shorter and I would put her a size 6/8 and while is is not fat in any way she did seem to have bloated stomach. Nice soft large natural rack with big responsive nipples.
She does look more Romanian than Polish and she had a bitchy slutty look about her.
PuntShe asks how long I want and then takes the money.
Offered a shower but I had showered before I arrived but used the bathroom anyway. Bathroom has a range of toiletries and motion sense light.
I meet her in the room and immediately she takes her one piece sheer top off and lays on the bed. Not what I wanted as I like to slowly get into the mood and then take clothes off but hey ho. I go to kiss her and this is not 'DFK' as advised on her profile, more pecking verging on FK with no tongues whatsoever. I go to play with her tits and these feel great as they are natural, a good size and her nipples respond but she soon enough states they are sensitive and does want you to suck on them and just touch around them. While I was playing with her boobs, she gave me a few tugs and then stopped. She seems like she can't be bothered (yawning), distant and would rather be doing something else. I move her hand back to my cock and she gives it a few more tugs. This was getting a bit tedious and they were some half hearted tugs so ask for a BJ an she asks OWO or OW. OWO is distinctly average and you will have had a lot better as she doesn't go deep and uses hand a lot. She does this for 2-3 minutes and ask if I want sex but I ask her to continue.
I asked about CIM and she states she does but it's £20 extra although I can do it within the hour booking with no extra cost but taht would be the end of the booking. At this point, the BJ got a bit better but then I tell her I wont CIM and she is back to a half hearted job. Enough of this shit, so I say let have sex and she asks what position and this is where I made a bad choice in saying her on top. She puts the condom on and lubes up, sits on my cock and it's all me, with her only effort being a few random fake sounds. I pump away for about 5 mins and then pop. Wet wipes come out and she says she will be back as she need to pop to the bathroom. She returns after a few minutes and asks if I want a massage.
The massage is terrible, just like patting me on the back and rubbing my back. This does nothing so back to play with her tits and she tells me not suck as they hurt. I go in for kisses (she does not instigate at all) and she complains about my stubble so responds to pecks. I put her hand on my cock so she can tug it which she does for about 30 seconds and then stops. I ask for BJ and she obliges but this is more a handjob with the odd suck around the tip (by odd I mean 2-3 times).
The punt is going shit so I say let's have sex and she asks position and I opt to start in missionary. I go through a number of positions and it's all me with her not interested other than making some fake noises. I bust my nut and she offers a wet wipe and she says we are done.
At this point, I remind her I have time left approx 20 mins. She says she only does cum twice in an hour and I state her profile is a lie and that it was agreed on the phone. She says that is not her fault and it's her maid. She tells me to be respectful and that I shouldn't expect more than twice as she has other customers. I tell her she should not lie to punters like that and to change her profile because it's fake and she states it's not. I ask her for a handjob to finish and she says for me to do it myself while she lays on the bed as her hand is tired.
VerdictShe is more your typical shit Romanian pump and dump punt. I would advise anyone who wants to see her that other than her rack, there is nothing special about her whatsoever and even with that you will not get full access. I was annoyed that I didn't opt for 30 minutes instead of an hour as it was a shit punt and a waste of money.
Relatively attractive girl (7/10) with a great rack (8/10) but a terrible punt (2/10)
