External Link/Members OnlyNot sure why I take these chances with Gumtree adverts as they always end in money down the drain!
Was planning on being in Holborn for the afternoon and fancied a b2b massage with HR. Couldn’t find anything on the usual searches so tried gumtree and came across this add for Ivy.
Comms
All by WhatsApp - no issues. Time & address confirmed.
Venue
Really nice upmarket bedsit in Holborn near to the Generator Hostel. Buzzed in, veered to the right and upstairs avoiding reception. Small room, kitchenette, sofa, massage table taking up most of the floor space and shower room. Room looks recently done up - high standard.
The Girl
As with all gumtree adverts now you can’t post pics so it’s always a surprise who you’re gonna meet. Can be a stunner or a minger. In this case it was the latter!
I think she said she was from Ukraine. She was around 5’5, brown hair tied up, summer dress on which she removed to just a thong. Not a pretty face but not ugly - would say 5/10. Body was disappointing - probably never stepped in a gym before so not toned, had a bit of a tummy, face like thunder. Around mid 20’s. body wise I would give 5/10. Breasts were average c cup nothing to get horny about!
Services
Via texting she was friendly but obviously standard messages sent to everyone detailing services and pricing. B2b with HE is £80 for half hour and for that money I was expecting a bloody good massage with some flirty b2b! Glad I never booked her preferred hour at £120!!!
Got into the room, gave her a peck on the cheek to say hi and right from the start she looked like she couldn’t be bothered. Stripped off and grabbed a shower. Came back in and she just had her thing in - was disappointed by her body straight away. Also she had lots of acne spots on her back.
Laid on front, really light massage with cream. Was pointless. She climbed on and started some body slides making random sex noises. Just felt fake and going through the motions. Tried to initiate some flirting but she wasn’t interested.
Turned over, straight for the old man. No intensity, no emotion. Finished myself off had a shower and left. Waste of time and money.
Return Visit?
Nope! Don’t waste your dosh on this one. Suspect that it’s all run by someone with girls in different places. Since seem similar adds, made some enquiries and received similar texts back.
