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I'm 38 and started punting when I was about 23. This has got to be the most bizarre in 15 years.
I text to ask when she was available and the booking was sorted. She was at a hotel in Wakefield nearish to the centre. I turned up and phoned to say I was here. The conversation went something like,
Me: "Hi, I've just arrived what number are you?"
Her: "Where are you?"
Me: Just in the carpark outside the entrance
Her: Oh god, that's not where I'm at
Me: Ok, where abouts are you?
Her: Where are you? (again)
Me: in the carpark outside the entrance
Her: That's not where I am
Me: What door number are you, I'll find it
Her: I'm in room [number], where are you (AGAIN!)
Me: I'm still in the carpark
Her: Oh god, the rooms are in a different place to reception {hangs up on me} (WTF!?)
I go into reception to ask where room [number] is. A big fat fucking fatty who looks the back end of a train smash, comes to the desk and asks what name? I didn't expect that so I just say 'Perri'. She says,
"That's not what name she's booked under. We know who she is, and we'll be asking her to leave in 10 minutes. Can I ask you to please leave the premises".
I walk out thinking... what the actual fuck has just happened!
I could tell with speaking to her on the phone that she has a serious attitude problem, so even though I didn't see her, I won't be trying again! A warning to anybody who tries to book her - don't.